Night Crumbs
Katy Perry and John Mayer’s true love romance ended after only 3 months of casual sexing, but at least she’ll always have the occasional outbreak to remember him by…. – Lainey Gossip
I’m going to assume that Kristen Dunst’s necklace is a special message for orthodontists – The Superficial
The Bow Wow doth protest too much – Towleroad
When England’s Finest Rose dresses up as She-Hulk, her chichis look like giant green Sixlets – Hollywood Tuna
Another reason why I can’t with LeAnn Rimes. Instead of taking yet another dumb bikini picture of herself, ho should be using that Falcor mouth to swallow the delicious open bar behind her – Drunken Stepfather
Happy Panty Creamer Fridays! – The Berry
Finally, a lezzie thriller starring The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo and Regina George – Just Jared
Speaking of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, Lenny Kravitz still dresses like her – I’m Not Obsessed
Things that are probably not true but I wish were: Jessica Lange and Sarah Paulson are bumping coochies – Celebitchy
So this is why alien sightings in Waikiki have jumped up by 100% – Popoholic
More like “Kristen Stewart is trying to find inner peace within her bong” – Hollywood Rag
Stephen Baldwin got arrested – ICYDK
I’m sure Obama will get on this as soon as he finishes firing that cop who arrested Amanda Bynes – Crunk + Disorderly
Why do I have a feeling that hundreds of Ryan Gosling fangirls are going to give this picture of his dog to their hairstylists and say, “Give me this! He’ll finally love me if my hair looks like this!” – Popsugar
Don’t be surprised if the #1 song on iTunes this weekend is Legitimate Rape by The Renegade Raging Grannies – Videogum
Why didn’t Jennifer Love Hewitt include pictures of the play wedding chapel in her backyard, because that’s a selling feature – Cityrag