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Ivone Weldon, the exquisite collagen trout who was fished out of the Sea of Big Ang, thrown onto the red carpet at The Expendables 2 premiere in L.A. last week and was given the compliment of all compliments when photo agencies and mostly everybody else mistakenly thought she was 90-year-old Jackie Stallone.
Remember those pictures from last week that were supposedly of the gorgeously crafted Jackie Stallone looking like The Birth of Venus if Botticelli created The Birth of Venus using only sheets of silicone, the labia of an extra slutty albino gorilla and gallons of collagen? How could you forget those pictures? You had them laser printed onto the inside of your eyelids. Well, that wasn't Jackie Stallone. It was actually a goddess who goes by the name of Ivone Weldon.
I couldn't find out much about Ivone except for this Facebook page with a picture of her posing with her plastic surgery icon Jocelyn Wildenstein (that's who that is on the left, right?). But anything I find out about Ivone will pale in comparison to her greatest life achievement: being mistaken for Jackie Stallone. Ivone's life is complete!
And let's take this moment to pay homage to the beauty of the real Jackie Stallone.
(Thanks, Will!)
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You know, I thought it was a LITTLE TOO GOOD A SURGERY JOB, tbh. If they could do this for Jackie why not all the others too, including Octo!
Btw, THANKS for the Jackie Stallone pics MK! REALLY APPRECIATE IT! lolol
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YES, Ithought #1 was Carrot Top!
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Next she should fix those ears!
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Submitted by Gobbler on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 12:47pm.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 10:54am.
Dont care who she really is...her mouth still lookes like a fucked to death asshole!
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Seriously, I just died laughing at this.
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GG you kill me sometimes:) LMAO!!
What has she done to herself??? When you start looking UNhuman, it's time to stop fucking with your looks.
I told you it wasn't Jackie the first time we saw this.
That which is seen cannot be unseen.
Thanks for that.
I knew that wasn't Jackie unless she got an eye and forehead transplant. Perhaps we were mesmerized by her one-of-a-kind lips. I remain skeeeerrrrrrd!!
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 10:54am.
Dont care who she really is...her mouth still lookes like a fucked to death asshole!
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Seriously, I just died laughing at this.
WHY?! WHY?! WHY DO YOU HATE US?!
What in the name of hemmorrhoid hell is going on with her face?
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
My eyes!!!!!!
“Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened” - Anatole France
I cringed so hard when i looked at her, I sprained my spleen.
I LUUUUUUUUUV U MK!!!!!! This was awesomeness!
Are we sure that the first thumbnail isn't a busted looking Carrot Top?
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 11:28am.
No, it's all speculation at this point. I have even heard it's not even at the Empire State building but near it.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
oh ok MJT, I didn't read that, where did he work? do you know?
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 11:18am.
Apparently he was fired yesterday so I am guessing he brought his gun to work today.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
The New York Post reported that the gunfire came after a dispute between coworkers, while other reports added that the man had just been fired from his job.
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Who takes a gun to work!?!?!!?!?
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
haha! I said at the time I've never seen a nose job in reverse, a new one on me. Jackie has a thin pointy nose like michael jackson. I've been pondering how on earth they do that, widen a rediculously narrow nose, as obviously MJ's could not be, and holy hannah if it isn't a different woman who's nose has never been pinched!! or `broadened` again!! duh, mystery solved. The clue was in the hooter.
And we were all saying how great her legs were for a 90 year old hahaha!! I bet this broad is years younger. that's not a compliment. rofl
this is beauty that can't be looked at directly for fear of being blinded..
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Roseanne Barr
We make these shooters media stars which is one of the reasons they do it. If reporting was quick and over with, they;d never do it. What would be the point?
But we'll always have mass media reportings and glorification of the shooters that spawn more and more to copycat. And in terms of "glorifying" obviously I mean the amount of personal media attention they get, interviews with shrinks, delving into their backgrounds and on and on. These spree killers fap on all that.
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Holy shit snowy!! :/
OT mmmmm liver
They need to start showing pictures of the Plastic Surgeon's alongside the faces of the women they have mutilated.
Maybe Hunter Tylo, who used to be gorgeous also went to Jackie's surgeon.
Those lips must be as hard and lumpy as a pile of rocks.
Dont care who she really is...her mouth still lookes like a fucked to death asshole!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 10:44am.
shooting at the Empire State building Hekki!
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I was just reading up on that Snowy...you Merkins need less guns. Period, it seems every two weeks some nutbar goes on a shooting spree. Ya ya it's not the guns it's the people I know, the problem is you have a lot of those people. :) just sayin
http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/08/24/shooting-reported-outside-empire-st...
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Watching CNN.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 10:44am.
shooting at the Empire State building Hekki!
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what the fuck....another one?
What is WRONG with people?
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"she doesn't look a day over dead"
shooting at the Empire State building Hekki!
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Hekki...I bet they're contacts. I know a couple peeps that wear the colored ones...they look absolutely wild irl.
Her earlobes give it away. (ETA: Not that anyone thinks she's 25, anyway)
It really looks like she's wearing a mask. The eyes don't go with the rest of the face. They're a gorgeous color - I LOVE green eyes.
itted by TexnDoc on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 10:03am.
Go to YouTube and find the Howard Stern when Jackie Stallone was on and her hated ex-husband, Sly's father, called in. Classic. Apparently Sly was so mortified he tried to muzzle her after that.
"Yeah you used to beat the shit out of me! Once he brought a bunch of jars home with some peaches and told me to can them. Like I know how the fuck to can peaches! So ya beat the shit out of me, ya jerk
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OMG, I forgot how funny Jackie Stallone is. "He couldn't get up when when he was 28 what's he doing with her [the 19 year-old girlfriend]..."
Some of you may be eating breakfast, so you might want to skip this next part. I apologize in advance.
That mouf reminds me of a prolapsed rectum.
Hey, crazy old coots (Meg Ryan, Janice Dickenson, and Nicole Kidman included):
Anyone who tells you huge swollen primate ass lips and golf balls implanted under your newly cat-eye sockets makes you look young, IS LYING!!!!
Check out Michelle Pfeiffer, Diane Keaton, and Merrill Streep - you don't look younger than them just non-human and grotesque.
Ahahahaha!! Oh GIRL.
Wow. Every woman dreams of being mistaken for a 90 year old rumpologist.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
LOL. Well she sure looks like her. The dangers of plastic surgery gone wild....they all look start to look exactly the same!! Clones!
Wtf at her lipstick in the 5th thumbnail? Or is that some sort of fucked up coldsore???
She looks like Carrot Top dressed as Lucille Ball.
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Her son Les Weldon is a second-rate writer and producer; the Expendables is his biggest work by far.
The second thumb..what is wrong with her face there? She looked like a pretty enough woman then. Again I don't understand why women do this when there isn't a single example of a woman that looks better, not one single woman yet somehow women think THEY will be the one that looks better with trout mouth!?
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 9:55am.
So glamorous!
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I think Fergie's song Glamorous should be playing as we take in this lovely lady's ethereal face.
Big difference. the two are interchangeable, it seems to me.
Go to YouTube and find the Howard Stern when Jackie Stallone was on and her hated ex-husband, Sly's father, called in. Classic. Apparently Sly was so mortified he tried to muzzle her after that.
"Yeah you used to beat the shit out of me! Once he brought a bunch of jars home with some peaches and told me to can them. Like I know how the fuck to can peaches! So ya beat the shit out of me, ya jerk!"
Jeebus, I hate plastic surgery when it is abused this way. I'd rather be old and ugly than old and UGLY!
The fuck! hahahahahaha
So glamorous!
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