At this point, it goes without saying that the Lochte family grew up next to a radiation test site (that explains the shade of Snooki on Megan Lochte’s skin), got their water from a well on a mercury mine and slept in tilted beds that made them roll off and hit their heads on the floor every night. Case in point: Here’s a video from 4 years ago of Ryan Lochte’s sister Megan Lochte using her mouth to shit out a bunch of racist nuggets of dumb. Shortly after Megan came back to the US after spending time in China during the Beijing Olympics, she went on a late night comedy talk show in Maryland and dropped these words of wisdom:
Megan on China: “China was chinked out. Like, it was totally, like Chinese. Everything. There was only chinks everywhere.”
Megan on how Chinese people take so many pictures: “You know how they always, stereotypically, they always want to take pictures? They take pictures of everything. Like I would be jumping up and down, and they’d be like, ‘Oh my god, an American jumping up and down.’ Chink chink! That’s where it comes from I think. Is that where it comes from?”
Megan on how Chinese people are the phenomenal drivers: “They drove like ninjas.”
Megan when asked if ninjas are Chinese or Japanese: “They’re whatever we want. They’re Asian.”
Megan on what she likes most about the Chinese culture: “They were funny. They’re totally not American.”
HAHAHA, and she says all of that while wearing the dumbest dunce cap I’ve ever seen. You know, watching Ryan Lochte try to produce a coherent thought is like watching the people on Survivor try to start a fire in the rain by rubbing two rocks together, but after seeing this video, I can say that he’s probably the smartest one in the family.
The punchline is that on Megan’s Facebook page, she says she studied “Multicultural Marketing.” This has to be an act and bitch has to be trolling us.
via Jezebel (Thanks, Ashley!)