The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 24th!

Must be a Jackson family relative, don't they always have a hand out? - OurMissC

Runners-up:

The first photographs of Thing from Addams family after allegations of reported steroid usage. - DoubleC

Before the Hamburger Helper Helping Hand was helpful, it was just a bored, unhelpful, slacker teenager. - ImpertinentVixen

Danish skateboarder Hans Down grips the crowd with his manuel dexterity and bare-knuckled enthusiasm. - Spacepussy

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Submitted by OurMissC on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 8:50am.

Thanks MK! Congrats to the hilarious RU's!

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 8:48am.

Congratulations, winners!! LOL at Hans Down...
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"Up next on E! True Hollywood Story: The Thing, Life after The Adams Family...."

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Tony Hawk has retired. Someone forgot to tell his hand.

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Who knew the b-hole would be between the index finger and the thumb?

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Like a tortouse, a severed hand can live well over 100 years. So as the orignal cast of the Adams Family died off, Thing was forced to find a new career.

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This guy's an excellent skater, considering his handicap!

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Danish skateboarder Hans Down grips the crowd with his manuel dexterity and bare-knuckled enthusiasm.

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Whatever, McKayla Maroney is not impressed.

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After giving every casting agent in Hollywood a hand job, Tara Reid needs to learn some new tricks to get work.

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Cousin Andy was pissed when I bought him a glove again at Xmas.....maybe, next year I'll get him a ring or watch.

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The hand that rocks the skateboard.....

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The right hand did not know what the left hand was doing

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Idle hands are the devil's workshop

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