The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 23rd!

August 24, 2012 / Posted by:

Dear God,
I have seen a woman engulf the red sea between her breasts while eating her 3rd breast. Please I beg. We are ready. – Ransome


When having Lindsay Lohan over for company, try to distract her with wine and drumsticks so she won’t steal your baubles. Bonus if you can get her to do the “boob trick.” – ImpertinentVixen

A lifetime of hard living has led Raggedy Ann into an adulthood where her name is no longer cute, but all too fitting. – perky

Jessica Simpson’s misinterpretation of the connection between breast feeding and weight loss isn’t helping. – Lale

“They tried to make me eat at rehab and I said…nom…nom…nom….” – cs182

via Evil Milk

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