Night Crumbs

August 23, 2012 / Posted by:

Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher went to a Dodgers game last night. If you’re wondering why Mila looks so bored, it’s because she’s giving Ashton a handy. You’d be bored too. – Lainey Gossip

I guess Kristin Davis just couldn’t get over Aaron Sorkin always smelling like random twat – Celebitchy

But if sloth-human marriage becomes legal before same-sex marriage becomes legal everywhere, Kristen Bell is so marrying a sloth anyway – Towleroad

The porn star who claims he had a threesome with Kim Kuntrashian completely lost me at “seemed bright”The Superficial 

Vintage Brooke Burke Hollywood Tuna 

Irina Shayk must be thinking to herself, “Lying on satin sheets is so much better than lying on Crispy  Ronaldo’s deep fried leather skin.” – Drunken Stepfather

Ceiling Eyes shows us how many paparazzi agencies she called to take pictures of her non-factor ass. Only one showed. – Popoholic

Why wouldn’t I be surprised if Nick Stahl was the mess who robbed the other mess that is Edward Furlong? – ICYDK

What the Can’t Hardly Wait cast looks like today – The Berry 

Alanis Morrissette’s son isn’t crying, he’s just reacting to the video of Alicia Silverstone bird feeding her kid – I’m Not Obsessed

Andrew Garfield is either kissing Emma Stone or a ghost in sunglasses – Popsugar

Big deal, the Kuntrashians have been tricking the public into thinking that they’re famous for years – OMG Blog

Somewhere, Paula Deen is rubbing her biscuit all over the trailer for ButterSOW

More like, “People are terrified of using Kim’s potty because they don’t want to end up on the CDC’s most wanted list”  – Hollywood Rag

Ryan Lochte spit out more insightful words of wisdom, but he was probably nervous from being in the presence of greatness (see: Bernadette Peters and that dog) so I’ll let it slide – Just Jared

But where is the “Mariah licked this” tattoo that Eminem has on his taint? – Cityrag

Eva Mendes is all ready for a hot night at the Regal Beagle – Celebslam

(Pic via ONTD)

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