Night Crumbs
Mila Kunis and Ashton Kutcher went to a Dodgers game last night. If you’re wondering why Mila looks so bored, it’s because she’s giving Ashton a handy. You’d be bored too. – Lainey Gossip
I guess Kristin Davis just couldn’t get over Aaron Sorkin always smelling like random twat – Celebitchy
But if sloth-human marriage becomes legal before same-sex marriage becomes legal everywhere, Kristen Bell is so marrying a sloth anyway – Towleroad
The porn star who claims he had a threesome with Kim Kuntrashian completely lost me at “seemed bright” – The Superficial
Vintage Brooke Burke – Hollywood Tuna
Irina Shayk must be thinking to herself, “Lying on satin sheets is so much better than lying on Crispy Ronaldo’s deep fried leather skin.” – Drunken Stepfather
Ceiling Eyes shows us how many paparazzi agencies she called to take pictures of her non-factor ass. Only one showed. – Popoholic
Why wouldn’t I be surprised if Nick Stahl was the mess who robbed the other mess that is Edward Furlong? – ICYDK
What the Can’t Hardly Wait cast looks like today – The Berry
Alanis Morrissette’s son isn’t crying, he’s just reacting to the video of Alicia Silverstone bird feeding her kid – I’m Not Obsessed
Andrew Garfield is either kissing Emma Stone or a ghost in sunglasses – Popsugar
Big deal, the Kuntrashians have been tricking the public into thinking that they’re famous for years – OMG Blog
Somewhere, Paula Deen is rubbing her biscuit all over the trailer for Butter – SOW
More like, “People are terrified of using Kim’s potty because they don’t want to end up on the CDC’s most wanted list” – Hollywood Rag
Ryan Lochte spit out more insightful words of wisdom, but he was probably nervous from being in the presence of greatness (see: Bernadette Peters and that dog) so I’ll let it slide – Just Jared
But where is the “Mariah licked this” tattoo that Eminem has on his taint? – Cityrag
Eva Mendes is all ready for a hot night at the Regal Beagle – Celebslam
(Pic via ONTD)