I See What You Did There, Madge
Goat-footed, wheezy, old queen Elton John kept his elder bitch fight with Madge going earlier this month when he called her a fairground stripper who needs to put it away for good. Madge didn't really respond at the time, and I just figured she was keeping her mouth shut, because she was busy learning the scent of Elton's first born so that she can get revenge on him in 18 years by swallowing that boy whole with her crotch of doom. But Madge couldn't wait that long and she responded to Elton at her show in Nice, France on Tuesday night by dedicating her song "Masterpiece" to him. While sort of dressed like a French fairground stripper in mourning, Madge served this speech to Elton on a bed of sticky sweet sarcasm:
"I'd like to dedicate this next song to a Mr. Elton John. I know he's a big fan of it and I know he's a big fan of mine. And you know what? I forgive him. You've gotta start somewhere."
Fun fact: "Masterpiece" is the song that won the Golden Globe over Elton's song and really put a fresh crack in his culo lips. So dedicating that song to Elton is like pouring salt on that culo crack and rubbing it in with vinegar.
This is like watching two asshole toddlers fight over a plastic bucket in the sandbox. It's stupid and you're not on either of their teams, but you can't stop watching and secretly can't wait until one of them finally hits the other in the head with the bucket.
And Elton hasn't responded yet, but when he does, I'm sure it'll look something like this:
via TMZ (click there if the video above isn't working for your ass)
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 8:14pm.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 8:08pm.
Madge doesn't have any unsightly underarm flab.
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No, she's just unsightly, period.
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true dat. I doubt she ever really forgives anyone who disses her. She is probably plotting to steal all of Elton's wigs.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 8:08pm.
Madge doesn't have any unsightly underarm flab.
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No, she's just unsightly, period.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 8:09pm.
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We wish! hehehe
Except they're passive aggressive clowns so, this will go on forevah... YASSSSSS! ;)
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Submitted by WithinReason... : "The song sucks, so double insult from Vadge hahaha It's be great if Elton moons her with his powdery cottage cheese ass at the next red carpet event! And then she turns around, lifts her leg and makes him barf! LOL"
That would be awesome. From your mouth to god's ear.
Madge doesn't have any unsightly underarm flab.
*flashes Lucy♥* ololol
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The song sucks, so double insult from Vadge hahaha It's be great if Elton moons her with his powdery cottage cheese ass at the next red carpet event! And then she turns around, lifts her leg and makes him barf! LOL
You're right MK, heheehhe I secretly hope one hits the other over the head too, *not really* :)
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@ tojo
You just made me think of the lamest blind item I've ever read - that Madonna said something bad about Dionne Warwick whose name she mistook for Diane Warren's (???) years ago and Elton hates her for it. I don't know where the hell I read that, or if it was even a blind item.
And the show was 20 minutes long and the audience screamed in French for their money back: "Je veux être remboursé!"
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I kinda think this is awesome (the fight, not Madge's response) and wonder how long it's been going on and what started it all...
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I don't really have a dog in this fight, but ZING.
Good one, Madonna.
So much ugly.