I See What You Did There, Madge

Thank you God for the brilliant mind and courage of Winston Churchill. A few of his pearls that sum up my opinions:

You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.

The farther backward you can look, the farther forward you are likely to see.

The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is.

Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy.

Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:50am.
Personally, i dont give a rat's ass what you sickos do in private.
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BTW for not giving a "rat's ass" what the gays do in their own bedrooms you're pretty fucking OBSESSED with it!

Just saying. The female version of Larry Craig perhaps? HAHA

Submitted by gladyslove on Tue, 08/28/2012 - 12:50am.
Personally, i dont give a rat's ass what you sickos do in private. When states allow men to marry men and women to marry women then we have started the downward spiral towards the destruction of our society. I pity the children brought up today's confused weak word.
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No! What you want is the world to become even more overpopulated than it already is.

You're against abortion but yet don't want to pay money for welfare!(You want those children born and raised in poverty so they can in turn keep making more babies that you don't have to pay for and continue the cycle and make it worse for society as a whole!)

IT'S THE ULTIMATE HYPOCRISY!

BTW there is hundreds of species of animals documented to participate in homosexuality. It's not just humans you vapid money grubbing bigot hatemonger cunt!(dried up of course without ever having an orgasm)

Personally, i dont give a rat's ass what you sickos do in private. When states allow men to marry men and women to marry women then we have started the downward spiral towards the destruction of our society. I pity the children brought up today's confused weak world.

Glambert and Within..........

Which holy book are you referring to?: the New Testament or the Old Testament or the Torah or the Triptakes or the Bhagavad Gita or the Quran or the Book of Morman or several others.

All have passages regarding the unnatural sinful act of homosexuality.

I am not a Christian so dont lump me into your fantasy of mean bible thumpers. Sorry to disappoint you but there are hundreds of millions like me who dont approve of homosexuality.

Submitted by Glambert on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 9:58pm.
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Haha Glambert, I can't stand bullies either. lol I'll see ya around. ;)

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Submitted by gladyslove on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 7:00pm.
sinful minority.
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Your precious book of fairy tales also says eating shellfish is an abomination just like homosexuality but somehow I doubt you care about that. I doubt you have a deep seeded obsessive hatred of people who eat at Red Lobster like you do with gay people.

http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/

Cheers you fucking cunt!

Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 8:17pm.
Glambert, FULL DEEP HAAAARRD D*CKING will be required here! bwahahaha Cheers to ya! ;D
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I guess so! Gladys needs it HARD! She needs all her deep seeded anger and prejudice fucked right out.

Glambert, FULL DEEP HAAAARRD D*CKING will be required here! bwahahaha Cheers to ya! ;D

OnT: Are Madge and Elton not friends yet?

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If my "obsession" is also that of the majority of mankind, then i am in good company.

Hooray to St. Petersburg, land of my grandmother, for their courage. They have done the right thing and not buckled under the militant hysterical pressure of a sinful minority.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 08/27/2012 - 12:00pm.
HAHAHAHA! Very... deep... d*cking.... Lololol
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HAHAHA!!!

Maybe or maybe not. She has quite an "obsession" with homosexuality so maybe she's a deeply repressed lesbian and that is she is such a bitter cranky bitch.

Maybe she just needs Melissa Etheridge to strap one on and give it to her deep. LOL

Within;

TSTL

HAHAHAHA! Very... deep... d*cking.... Lololol
tl:dr

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WithinReason...

My dear: I guess you are probably an expert on who could use a "roll in the hay" because you spend your entire day, every single day on this blog hunting out cyber-space friends and making multiple, trivial comments about drivel.

Your "real life" must be pretty lonely and empty. No boyfriends, no friends, no family to spend your days with?

Just because I don't approve of sticking things up my rectum doesn't mean I don't get or enjoy loving intimacy with my husband.

Submitted by Glambert on Sun, 08/26/2012 - 4:28am.
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ITA with your post. Very well said. The love bitch needs some seriously deep d*cking though, that is all! Lol

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Submitted by Dog on Sun,

apropos of nothing...

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/83736a71ec/how-i-seize-it-60-don-t-say-...

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

I see Gladyslove and Glambert haven't had their big gay wedding yet. Face it: you both love butt sex and want to explore each others glory holes. Just do it already - there's nothing shameful.

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Glambert:

FACT: Homosexual men are infected with AIDS 50 times more than heterosexuals.

Submitted by gladyslove on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 2:28am.

I take issue with your stupidity almost as much as your general hatred of women.

1. My observations about Madonna are objective, not subjective.

2. Bragging about being with the same guy for 8 years must be a real accomplishment for you. Wow! I have been married to my amazing husband for 30 years.

3. Women have more HIV/AIDS than men because that is a worldwide number.

Because of gender inequality, enslavement and rape of women in sub-Saharan Africa, women get the AIDS virus more frequently than men. Their anatomy allows semen to stay in contact longer with the tissue, allowing the infection to penetrate the membrane of their vagina. Because so many of these women are young girls, they are not physically mature to endure rape and sex with much older infected men.

4. If you think you are superior because you practice "safe sex" with the same sex partner you are mistaken. Men are much more likely to engage in risky sexual behavior and have many more partners than women. Anal sex is the primary mode of transmission of the AIDS virus.

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Holy shit! Where to even begin?

I don't hate women. My best friends are women and I think the female sex is better than the male sex in general! Yes you are a CUNT but if you were a guy you would be a DICKHEAD!(either way you are an insufferable BIGOT troll!)

Happy now bigot troll??? Your personal opinions are SUBJECTIVE! Seems you're not only an ignorant bigot but you're also ignorant to definitions of words.(YOU'RE A STUPID CUNT!)

1. sub·jec·tive   [suhb-jek-tiv] Show IPA
adjective

existing in the mind; belonging to the thinking subject rather than to the object of thought ( opposed to objective).

HELLO YOU SUBJECTIVE CUNT!

2. I am 31 years old and in a committed relationship of 8 years. Obviously I am not as old as you so I have not been in a relationship of 20 years yet.

But you ignore that and think all gays are "sluts" and all heteros are pure and have lasting relationships(this is based on your own previous PATHETIC comments)

3. DUH! So stop pretending AIDS is "Gay Cancer" already! The early 80's is long gone but yet you still can't let it go because you need an excuse to continue your pathetic bigotry!

4. Doesn't mean that more women don't have HIV/AIDS then men do but yet you still consider it a "gay disease. That is very telling!

I love how you pretend all gay guys are sluts and ignore that fact that your moronic savior's daughter was a teenage knocked up SLUT! (That little skank Bristol is LUCKY she ended up with a baby rather than an STD)

You're a fucking SAD HATE FILLED BIGOT human being(I use the words "human being" very loosely because you're barely evolved from gorilla!)

BTW...the LGBT people will have equal rights in every state in the US someday and there isn't anything you can do to stop it.

I hope when it happens you clutch your pearls and fucking CRY you miserable pathetic little hate monger!

How embarrassing to be the one who is so damn queen-like that they let others get to them to the point that they stalk the hated person on this site to be a real jackass. Sad.

Two stunt queens bickering (Madge and Elton), what's new! Again, they should just flash each other and make the other barf! LOL

Elton's 70's stuff and Madge's 80's material are both great in their own way.

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Glambert:

"Guess what? MORE WOMEN IN THE WORLD HAVE HIV/AIDS THEN MEN!"

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I take issue with your stupidity almost as much as your general hatred of women.

1. My observations about Madonna are objective, not subjective.

2. Bragging about being with the same guy for 8 years must be a real accomplishment for you. Wow! I have been married to my amazing husband for 30 years.

3. Women have more HIV/AIDS than men because that is a worldwide number.

Because of gender inequality, enslavement and rape of women in sub-Saharan Africa, women get the AIDS virus more frequently than men. Their anatomy allows semen to stay in contact longer with the tissue, allowing the infection to penetrate the membrane of their vagina. Because so many of these women are young girls, they are not physically mature to endure rape and sex with much older infected men.

4. If you think you are superior because you practice "safe sex" with the same sex partner you are mistaken. Men are much more likely to engage in risky sexual behavior and have many more partners than women. Anal sex is the primary mode of transmission of the AIDS virus.

Submitted by gladyslove on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 2:28am.

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Says the homophobic bible thumping dried up bitch who believes the fiction of the bible instead of scientific fact!

You're a fucking MORON so your subjective opinions on Madonna mean NOTHING!

Go take a time machine and party with Sarah Palin 2000 years ago when the earth was created(what you probably believe) and dinosaurs existed you fucking moronic troll!

And yes I have been in a committed relationship for 8 years and I promise my disease free ass gets way more STD FREE action than your dried up pussy gets!!!

You're a nasty DRIED-UP BITTER HOMOPHOBIC TROLL CUNT!(and you know it's true!)

Glambert........absolutely nobody with an ounce of musical sophistication would think that Madonna had any talent other than being an over-the-hill, self promoting,vapid slut.

The fact that you adore this trollop only confirms that you are a butt plug-wearing, hysterical queen.

You have been in a committed relationship for 8 years? Is this an inflatable device or some poor wretched animal?

Submitted by gladyslove on Sat, 08/25/2012 - 12:24am.

OMG, now I know why you are such a little twit dickwad. Your ass must just squeak and juice when you walk.

I will wage you a bet, Glambert: If you don't die from some disgusting STD...
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You're a nasty homophobic CUNTRAG TROLL!(and everyone knows it!)

Guess what? MORE WOMEN IN THE WORLD HAVE HIV/AIDS THEN MEN!

I myself have always practiced safe sex when not in a committed relationship and now I am in a committed relationship of almost 8 years!

Your idol Sarah Palin's teenage SLUT daughter could have easily got HIV when she got knocked up without protection and instead the stupid little ho-bag teenage slut got knocked up.

You are only here to be a homophobic troll so you need to go the fuck away and get a fucking life already you desperate, lonely TROLL!

Submitted by Get Serious on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 9:29am.

No, I'm a professional musican; I play guitar in a blues band.
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LOL Well thank you mister garage cover band musical genius! I now know that Madonna sucks because some NOBODY says so.

You have a right to your OPINION as do I but you don't have a right to shove your personal views down my throat as if they are fact and not your own subjective opinions.

Am I supposed to take some nobody "blues" guy's personal opinion as fact just because you and your buddies don't like Madonna but probably blast Bonnie Raitt's new album full blast in your backyard? NO!

Don't try to cram your subjective personal views down my throat as fact!

Dont kid yourself kid
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 1:15pm.
The most overrated singer ever. Personally, I'm glad she's out there making a complete jack ass of herself - as that's what people will remember her for, especially today's youth.

Kids today will remember her as a crotch grabbing sea hag from the 80's who just can't seem to retire gracefully - screeching around to stay relevant.

Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 12:05pm.
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I am 42
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That is the perfect age for me by way,:P :)In my experience it seems women hit some sort of sexual stage at around 35 and they really know what they want, seem very they're comfortable with themselves and tend to be great lovers. I'm not trying to score brownie point with you when I say that I truly believe it. I've seen and talked to a good many women about this.

You don't have to get personal about it but would you agree with that, do you find your GF go through a stage like that?

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Boyfriend, I don't have a GF, I iz straight and married!
But I am very comfortable in my own skin and have no bullshit sexual hangups. That doesn't mean I'm up for anything (something are a simple 'no' with me due to a total lack of interest or a gross factor) but I know what I like and I know what my man likes. So I am one of those 40-something women.

@ Kizzy, I agree totally about the fact that Maddie is 54 and still shoving her crotch in the camera. In fact, she does it far more now, it's almost obsessive. She's indeed idiotic like that.

*flashes you some $250 side boob*.
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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 12:05pm.
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I am 42
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That is the perfect age for me by way,:P :)In my experience it seems women hit some sort of sexual stage at around 35 and they really know what they want, seem very they're comfortable with themselves and tend to be great lovers. I'm not trying to score brownie point with you when I say that I truly believe it. I've seen and talked to a good many women about this.

You don't have to get personal about it but would you agree with that, do you find your GF go through a stage like that?

Submitted by clay on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 11:50am.

For me, it's not that she's 54 and still performing, it's that she's 54 and still doing the same flash my bits bit that she did when she first came out. It's one thing to crawl across the stage of the MTV awards humping tulle when you're in your early 20's, but to still be doing the same shit 30 years later?? That's what makes her lame. It's not that she is 54, it's that she's trying to pretend she's still 24, and can act immature. She's 54, grow up, show that you've learned the wisdom of the past 30 years, and that you can still be sexy and still be provocative while keeping your tits and ass covered.

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Submitted by IrishFury on Fri, 08/24/2012 - 12:05pm.

Okaaayyy, but I'm not paying $250 to see you flash your boobs and bum unless I get REALLY close seats :D

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Dear Desperately Seeking Relevance: Flashing your jerky kabobs painted with the band's name isn't going to help them a bit, but your money will. Stand by your convictions and kick out some change.
Dissing the Grande Dame Elton with that song and your sugary sarcasm isn't clever, it's petty and shallow. Give it up, Vadge your game has long been ovah.

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What is the point to their so called "feud"? What does the winner of the feud get? More popularity? More respect? More people buying their CDs? That will work only if people give a rat's fuck about their stupid fight.

WTF is Vadge wearing?

i held my breath every time she stopped to catch hers whilst holding her chest.

i feel like a medic is on call waiting in the wings.

yikes! :-O

Both of these wheezy queens are mistaken if they believe there are fucks to be given over this "feud" they've been having.

The most overrated singer ever. Personally, I'm glad she's out there making a complete jack ass of herself - as that's what people will remember her for, especially today's youth.

Kids today will remember her as a crotch grabbing sea hag from the 80's who just can't seem to retire gracefully - screeching around to stay relevant.

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@Clay, I totally agree with you.

There's a lot of DListed snark about age, as if Dlisters aren't older every day themselves!

84 is old, 54 is nothing. And it has nothing to do with having enough money. Not many people retire at 54, why should she?

I am 42 and people here do the "old" card for people my age too! I'm a competitive tennis players and can swim laps for two hours without blinking. What am I supposed to do, stop because I am 42? For that reason alone? So silly!
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Two old whores fighting over their fading spotlight, Elton however is a legend, Madonna a never ending hype, both need to give it a rest before the lose what little popularity they have left, keep your chin up and stop bickering silly hags!

Here's how I see it regarding Madonna for all the critics of her on this site (not to mention every other site)who ridicule her for being too old, untalented, or whatever else you can think of. When you get to be her soooooo advanced age of 54, will you think you are too old to be attractive, sexy or hip? I'm sure you will all think you've still got it going on! and will you be doing your own thing and ignore the haters like she does? Or will you hide from the world and quit doing what you love to do, like you suggest she should? Or do you think you will never age? As for her not being talented, how can she still be on top of her game for 30 years, still drawing record crowds with no talent? No talent gets you a couple of years notoriety (looking at the Kardashians)not 30! She has made lots of memorable, joyful, celebratory music in those 30 years, regardless of being possessed of the best voice or not. Her records are perfection in their own right and will stand the test of time. I grew up listening to her music and it has brought me personally, lots of pleasure. I would be quite sure in guessing that no one on this site, including me, will ever achieve what she has in our lives and who will be remembered in history as one of the greatest performers and artists we have known. Not saying that our jobs and successes aren't important, it's just that we need to give credit where credit is due. And for those continually sniping about her age, remember no one gets out of this alive and no one gets younger as the years go by. Negativity will not keep you young either!

This is the gayest beef since 50 Cent and Ja Rule. These 2 need to sit down and have some tea, because nobody likes to see elderly bitches not getting along.

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*tosses a bag of hot dicks into Jeanneee's trough* BON APPETIT BITCH! - Raul Duke, 1/26/11

Madonna proves the exception to the tag. It IS easy being a cunt for her.
"Mr" Elton John?
She doesn't forgive him. I doubt she's ever forgiven ANY perceived slight.
God, I loathe her.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

I'd still love to see Maddie in concert. I don't like her personality at all but I think she is a fabulous entertainer and honestly, I've heard much worse singers.

She has done nothing impressive in my opinion, in the past few years (6-8 years) but love her 80s/90s/2000 stuff.

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Madonna can suck my dick.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Point for Madonna. Well done.

She looks like she's about to collapse.

Elton certainly has a crack big enuff for her to pour it on so kudos Madge. *lmfao mk*

I agree with whoever stated Elton is mean. He has become a nasty bitter ol thing. He called out Billy Joel in public for his drinking and I believe did the same to George Michael regarding his addictions. Some things don't need airing in magazines and newspapers. I found that to be particularly foul. Call a person up, go visit. But don't use the media. As for Madonna, I was mesmerized by her when I was 15. By the time I was 25 I pretty much realized what her shtick was all about. She's got enough money. Enough fame. If she still loves to perform good for her, but I won't be buying any more of her music or her tickets. Same for Elton John. They are both past their prime and a bit egotistical.

Elton John is now a bloated old fuck - bloated body and bloated, lifeless music - but Elton in his heyday was fucking amazing.

Madge has always been a starfucker and trendsetter. Comparing the two is like comparing cotton candy to caviar. Madonna is all sparkle and very little substance. (Which is why most of my fellow gays love her obsessively.)