Shiloh Jolie-Pitt made her acting debut (Note: I’m using the word “acting,” because I don’t know a word to describe Shiloh just sitting on her dad’s lap while a camera filmed them) debut in The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, and now it’s 4-year-old Vivienne Jolie-Pitt’s turn to stop being a lazy, non-working child and make some angiedamn money.
Disney confirms to People that Vivi will play the kid version of Princess Aurora, played by Elle Fanning, in that movie where Angie Jolie plays Maleficent. It is kind of weird that Vivi is playing a young Elle Fanning, because isn’t there another Fanning that’s younger than Elle who play a young Elle Fanning? I always thought that if Hollywood needed another Fanning, they just grew one out back. I guess not.
I hear you screaming a word that rhymes with hepotism. (Side whisper: Hepotism would be a really good name for a nude beach resort for people with Hepatitis.) You need to shut it, because I heard that a chauffeur nobody knows drove Vivi to the audition and she used a fake name and everything. The casting director didn’t even know who she was! No, she didn’t get the role, because Angie went up to the director and said, “You cast her or I will END you.” No, Vivi got it, because she beat out thousands of other child actors who sort of kind of look like Elle Fanning in the face. She got it, because of her natural talent! Tori Spelling knows what I’m talking about.