Open Post: Hosted By Nicole Kidman In V Magazine
August 22, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K
The one good thing about Botoxing your face until your skin looks like a piece of rolled out Play-Doh is that you don’t have to worry about magazines Photoshopping you since you’re already Photoshopped. So I don’t know why V Magazine still sharpened and contrasted a bitch up. But besides that, I love this entire trashy spread, because Nicole Kidman looks like third tier hooker straight from the Jem! universe.
If this mess doesn’t work for you, pound your head against the table a few times and squint your eyes while looking at that cover and you’ll see David Lee Roth circa 1984. You know he owned an ass baring shorty skirt just like that one.
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