Night Crumbs

August 22, 2012 / Posted by:

Squirtin’ pits? CHECK! See-through shirt worn as a dress? CHECK! Thong panties? CHECK! Fightin’ titties that look like they’re trying to get away from each other? CHECK! Hair that says “I don’t give a shit, I’m still getting paid”? CHECK! That ole’ yoga tortoise Russell Simmons really knows how to pick the most genteel flower in the garden!  – The Superficial

If you’re wondering why it looks like Matthew McConaughey is having a really hilarious conversation with an imaginary giant banana sitting on that bench next to him, it’s because he’s stoned out of his skull. He’s stoned. – Lainey Gossip

But why does it look like Lincoln is having a deep through while sitting on the toilet? – Towleroad

Dear neighbor who sometimes peeks into my window as I’m dancing to an Eden’s Crush song, please don’t look now, because I’m about to lick the screen – The Berry 

Danica Thrall really does look like my first boyfriend in drag. I would. – Hollywood Tuna 

You know those commercials where you’re screaming “Why are you covered in so many clothes things?!” at the screen the entire time? This is one of those commercials. – Celebitchy

Not sure what the point of this awkward Denise Richards bikini photo shoot is, but here it is – Drunken Stepfather

Hugh Hefner is all for gay marriage – OMG Blog

Mena Suvari should check to make sure that her pocket piece isn’t a member of Snooki’s tribe, because I’m pretty sure he is – ICYDK

This is me almost every Friday night when I get beyond baked and forget how the whole “taking a bath” thing works – Cityrag

Is Mary-Louise Parker’s dress smokeable, because that’s the only reason to wear that ugly thing – Popoholic

In the first picture, Miranda Kerr’s chichis look like they’re slipping down her torso – Popsugar

IN THIS ECONOMY, it’s nice to see that Mimi is saving some pennies by recycling her old outfits from the Honey video – Crunk + Disorderly


Sacha Baron Cohen just found his next character – Videogum

Funny thing, Nicki Minaj’s perfume bottle looks more human than the thing it’s modeled after – Hollywood Rag

These kids need to get it together – SOW

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