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Squirtin' pits? CHECK! See-through shirt worn as a dress? CHECK! Thong panties? CHECK! Fightin' titties that look like they're trying to get away from each other? CHECK! Hair that says "I don't give a shit, I'm still getting paid"? CHECK! That ole' yoga tortoise Russell Simmons really knows how to pick the most genteel flower in the garden! - The Superficial
If you're wondering why it looks like Matthew McConaughey is having a really hilarious conversation with an imaginary giant banana sitting on that bench next to him, it's because he's stoned out of his skull. He's stoned. - Lainey Gossip
But why does it look like Lincoln is having a deep through while sitting on the toilet? - Towleroad
Dear neighbor who sometimes peeks into my window as I'm dancing to an Eden's Crush song, please don't look now, because I'm about to lick the screen - The Berry
Danica Thrall really does look like my first boyfriend in drag. I would. - Hollywood Tuna
You know those commercials where you're screaming "Why are you covered in so many clothes things?!" at the screen the entire time? This is one of those commercials. - Celebitchy
Not sure what the point of this awkward Denise Richards bikini photo shoot is, but here it is - Drunken Stepfather
Hugh Hefner is all for gay marriage - OMG Blog
Mena Suvari should check to make sure that her pocket piece isn't a member of Snooki's tribe, because I'm pretty sure he is - ICYDK
This is me almost every Friday night when I get beyond baked and forget how the whole "taking a bath" thing works - Cityrag
Is Mary-Louise Parker's dress smokeable, because that's the only reason to wear that ugly thing - Popoholic
In the first picture, Miranda Kerr's chichis look like they're slipping down her torso - Popsugar
IN THIS ECONOMY, it's nice to see that Mimi is saving some pennies by recycling her old outfits from the Honey video - Crunk + Disorderly
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY-TED IT! - I'm Not Obsessed
Sacha Baron Cohen just found his next character - Videogum
Funny thing, Nicki Minaj's perfume bottle looks more human than the thing it's modeled after - Hollywood Rag
These kids need to get it together - SOW
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Submitted by zey on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 7:58am.
I can't stop looking at that pic of Mena Suvari walking around with her little Mexican son. That kid must be a handful.
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LMFAO!!!!!!!!! I was like what for a second till I got it!
Sweaty hookers are pre-lubed for armpit sex.
I can't stop looking at that pic of Mena Suvari walking around with her little Mexican son. That kid must be a handful.
he is a great business man but, russell simmons is gross and the women he chooses are usually foul too...
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Daniee Hekki,
Knew some peeps would comment on the kids. Disney has been manipulating kids minds for a long time. Walt was not a nice man.
Those parents in video. We're they sadistic or what? Asking questions like some dirt bag from fox news and filming it!
Thing that got them going was the kid in the movie loses all his leaves and goes away. You don't show shit like this to kids. Kids shouldn't be shown death. Too much for brain. Wrong timing. But it does pack a wallop. Beat the kids senseless with cheap stimulation. Can't stand Disney. Disney has helped destroy our culture.
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A few years ago after Kimora Russell was in some kick a$$ shape.. now he looks drugged out of his mind.. what happened to his yoga/spirituality mumbo jumbo? He looks rough as hell.
And who is this trick.. i mean really?
She might have armpit stains, but she's very pretty and has a great body. Russell looks old, doughy and ugly.
Denise looks beautiful.
Always thought Miranda was pretty, but she's soo thin. I guess she's always been very thin, but for some reason I notice it more now.
Miranda...skinny, nice but I really don't Kerr.
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ololol Only just noticed the pit stain... there was so much else to get lost on... but the turtle in the photo, is gross. ;)
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nice body, lop sided boobs but use some deodorant bitch.
Daniee -- LMAO! I always break out the rim job line whenever I see that Victoria Silvstedt whore.
JFC, was he born with that stupid cap on his head????
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By the looks of her, she must have been giving quite the vigorous rim job to work up that much of a sweat.
She looks like she has ass sweat all over her chin.
Submitted by ditquoi on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 10:16pm.
Well then again Onika Maraj is a bit more odious than Kimora and Russell...
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What is wrong with "Nicki MaRaj?" why would you change it to "MiNaj?"
Stoopid.
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Well then again Onika Maraj is a bit more odious than Kimora and Russell...
Only thing more odious than Russell Simmons is his hell harpy ex wife Kimora.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 9:24pm.
I'll stick up for Russell's date by saying that if she had a different, non-chola hairstyle, and a regular dress and we couldn't see her walleyed tetas, she wouldn't look so white-trashy.
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ROLF "walleyed tetas"!
TROOF.
Did she come straight from a wet t-shirt contest? Holy moley.
See-through clothes with no underwear in public? Who does she think she is, Miley Cyrus?
I watched those kids on JK last night and I gotta say , they made me feel sad. *embarrassed* I have seen siblings get like this - when one starts bawling, the other goes at it too and then, they're just outbawling and weening one another!! I remember my sister and I bawling our eyes out when Matthew on the Anne of Green Gables movie died. lol.
Those crying kids got on my last nerve. Maybe it's because I hear kids crying all fucking day. And they aren't mine, so I don't care.
What was with the older kid's teefs? Were those braces? Or were they green?
Having said that, I refuse to watch "heartwarming" movies. They always jerk you around and make the kids cry.
I'll stick up for Russell's date by saying that if she had a different, non-chola hairstyle, and a regular dress and we couldn't see her walleyed tetas, she wouldn't look so white-trashy.
That is one "busted" rent-a-date.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Those crying boys need a fucking slap! Fuckin' 'ell!
Money can't buy you good taste, obviously. TURTLE TURTLE.
Her whole get-up is so funny!!
Cat drip is adorable!
Russell's GF has wonk bewbs, methinks.
LOL @ the nerdy ass dad dancing in the Videogum link! his kid is like, god I hate you SO HARD RIGHT NOW.
Miranda Kerr is still boring.
Well, it's official. Any ho can get their own fragrance. What's next, Lisa Bonet's "Patchouli & Bongwater?"
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Those little hysterical boys were too hysterical.
The Simpsons did a bit about Nemo's mother on the DVD.
Bart: "Nemo doesn't HAVE a mother!"
Milhouse: "Oh, he doesn't NOW Bart! But he did! YES, He did!"
I hope the price Russell paid for his escort includes some after party favors.
Don't worry! You don't need to respond.
Oh, I am always here in spirit- I will make more of an effort to remember my login info so I can comment ;)
Submitted by Alligator boots on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 8:25pm.
He co-founded Def Jam. Lucky bastard!
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Twat Muffin- LOL! Thanks, I have been a lurker for like five years, and was FINALLY moved to comment when I saw that! I am not sure what that says about me personally...
Is Russell half Asian? Also the model looks like Rachel Wietz. She has a good body, but doing Russell gross does he even have sex, I would think that would go against his pseudo spirituality.
How did he get so rich?
Submitted by agirl on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 7:01pm.
I think when Russell wrapped his hand around her waist he pulled her dress up...she is pulling it down.
If you are a sweater you can wear shit like that - gross.
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
aliciac29 -- OMG, you're right -- that bottle does look like Dot Matrix! You've got a good eye, hon! I actually like the top of the bottle, the pink wig and the gold face, but the bottom of the bottle looks cheap.
Does anyone else think Nicki Minaj's stank good bottle looks reminiscent of Dot Matrix from Spaceballs?
Don't like Russell and don't care who he's dating or paying either.
YUMYUMYUM those deserts mmmmmmmmm!
Hear hear, Hef! *claps* :P
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I cannot stand fake ass Russell Simmons. I guess she's one of his striver yoga bitches that tells him how deep he is because he wraps prayer beads around his wrist and pays thousands a month for spiritual cleansings.
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The hottest thing about that picture is the sweat stain.
He disgusts me.
Yana dating Russell Simmons? Does she know he is divorced??
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 7:18pm.
He got overcharged $490.
"$500 a night, honey."
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
@Uncle Brain-fart
OK, you made me click the link. I cannot forgive you.
I wonder if she is a mail order bride from Eastern Russia. Or a poor Russian model that was sold to Russel. She just looks eastern european and young and maybe she doesn't even speak English, but he doesn't care.....
A happy client--not even mine--just gave me a 1.75L bottle of Grey Goose. It's friggin huge. I may be even less lucid than normal for the next few days. *buying bendy straws*
In every pic onthe Superficial he is grabbing her ass, trying to hike that dress up even more or eyeing the ass. I would be surprised if he even noticed the person attached to that ass, let alone the glorious pit-stains she is sporting. HOW CAN YOU NOT NOTICE THAT and then run for the hills in embarrassment? I am so grossed out now, i m scared to click on anything else.