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August 22, 2012 / Posted by:

The Bobby Hill toy ID card that will get you booze anytime and at anyplace (in the UK anyway)!

I meant to write about this extremely important expose when I read about it at the esteemed literary journal The Daily Mail last week, but since I have the memory of a plastic toy ID card, I completely forgot about it until I was carded a couple of nights ago while buying beer from the deli. At that moment, I wish I had a Bobby Hill toy ID card to show the deli dude, because I hate showing my drivers license since in the picture I look like a middle-aged South American woman who got the Tootsie cut in the 80s and hasn’t ever changed it. That isn’t the point, though. The point is that if you’re underage and thirsty for the sweet nectar, don’t bother trying to buy a fake ID on the Internet or beg your older sister’s friend to give you her old one, because all you need to do is get yourself one of these Bobby Hill ID cards.

The Nottingham County Council in the UK sent a 17-year-old into 22 shops in Nottingham to buy booze using either no ID or an ID card with the face of Bobby from King of the Hill on it. More than half of the 22 shops never asked for ID or sold the kid booze even after he gave them the fake Bobby Hill ID card. Dude successfully used the fake ID card 6 times. The shops who fell for the scheme were given a warning, told to adopt a Challenge 25 policy (card any ho who looks 25 or under) and were given a King of the Hill box set so they can learn that Bobby Hill is not a real human being. The only cartoon person who exists in real-life is Julie Masking!

And I really hope that at least one of those clerks looked at that ID, sold him the booze and then said under their breath, “Dat boy ain’t right or sober.

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