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The Bobby Hill toy ID card that will get you booze anytime and at anyplace (in the UK anyway)!
I meant to write about this extremely important expose when I read about it at the esteemed literary journal The Daily Mail last week, but since I have the memory of a plastic toy ID card, I completely forgot about it until I was carded a couple of nights ago while buying beer from the deli. At that moment, I wish I had a Bobby Hill toy ID card to show the deli dude, because I hate showing my drivers license since in the picture I look like a middle-aged South American woman who got the Tootsie cut in the 80s and hasn't ever changed it. That isn't the point, though. The point is that if you're underage and thirsty for the sweet nectar, don't bother trying to buy a fake ID on the Internet or beg your older sister's friend to give you her old one, because all you need to do is get yourself one of these Bobby Hill ID cards.
The Nottingham County Council in the UK sent a 17-year-old into 22 shops in Nottingham to buy booze using either no ID or an ID card with the face of Bobby from King of the Hill on it. More than half of the 22 shops never asked for ID or sold the kid booze even after he gave them the fake Bobby Hill ID card. Dude successfully used the fake ID card 6 times. The shops who fell for the scheme were given a warning, told to adopt a Challenge 25 policy (card any ho who looks 25 or under) and were given a King of the Hill box set so they can learn that Bobby Hill is not a real human being. The only cartoon person who exists in real-life is Julie Masking!
And I really hope that at least one of those clerks looked at that ID, sold him the booze and then said under their breath, "Dat boy ain't right or sober."


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Haha MK, you should be glad the dude wanted to "check" your ID! Does he do it each time you go back now? :)
Hilarious they would take the time to change the name and information, LOL
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I loooove MY BOBBY! Bobby reminds me of the dumb shit my own kids do or say. Since he is voiced by a woman..I hear my own daughter's dumb stuff in Bobby too. LOL!
I am a cartoon junkie and the ONLY well written cartoon series was and will always be King of the Hill. It's so subtle but it makes you laugh so hard..and it ends nicely..Seth MacFarlane doesn't hold a torch to Mike Judge in that department. Don't get me wrong, I love Seth...but I can't bear to see reruns of FG. But I HAVE to make the 9PM KOTH on Cartoon Network.
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Submitted by CodeRed on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 11:49am.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 11:34am.
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And our legal drinking age is 18 (I think it's 19 for Ontarians). A lot of BS going on there like BSL (breed specific legislation
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It's still 18! cool It was 18 when I came of age then they raised it after. This BSL what it that?
"That boy ain't right"
Love me some King of the Hill -- Ooooo that flat butt on Hank!
I hate this fucking cartoon! Everytime Bobby talks I feel like punching someone in the face! New levels of annoying....
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Some places around here (Wegmans, for example), card everyone in the line with you. So don't go with a group of underage friends or younger sibs. So stupid.
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Uh when I went to London when I was 20 I didn't get carded the entire time.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 11:34am.
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haha, I know but I'm from the PQ region so I reap the benefits. ;) Liquor is sold almost anywhere (not at Walmart though) and our clubs close at 3 earliest. Many Ontarians come here for March Break to party. And our legal drinking age is 18 (I think it's 19 for Ontarians). A lot of BS going on there like BSL (breed specific legislation), but that's another story. If I'm not mistaken, I have not seen a 24 pack in the States, the most is a 12 pack you can purchase. Still, it comes out to about $1 per bottle more or less.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 10:58am.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 10:50am.
That's because you live in Canada! Lol. Minnesota is not far off, we can't even buy liquor on Sundays!
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I remember when we couldn't get beer on Sunday and the SUCKED especially in the summer.
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Submitted by CodeRed on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 11:11am.
What I don't understand is how can some other provinces be able to but Beer at the convenience store Quebec, BC are like that. I don't understand the rational as to why a province like Ontario can't as well. What those part of the country are more responsible?? WTF
Ya and it's our taxes that kills us $40 for a 24 really!!? I mean come on!
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Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 11:21am.
We have THREE wine isles in our Publix, and a fridge isle for every kind of beer you can imagine.
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LOL, and I'll bet you're in every aisle every day Rascal ya piss tank. LOL :)
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 10:58am.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 10:50am.
That's because you live in Canada! Lol. Minnesota is not far off, we can't even buy liquor on Sundays! I remember when I lived in California for awhile, the first time we went to the grocery store I couldn't believe that they had an actual liquor isle right in the Grocery Store. Mind blown.
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We have THREE wine isles in our Publix, and a fridge isle for every kind of beer you can imagine.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 10:50am.
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yup, they sell beer at Walmart. :) I was surprised too. Where I went lately, WSH DC, Miami and Colorado, I always got carded. And it's cheap compared to Ontario.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 10:36am.
Your right about them not letting employees make judgement calls. My second ID is federal and harder to get than a drivers license, but the employee wanted to call the manager up to the front and I just said forget it. It is stupid and that's why a lot of people don't want to shop at stores like Wal-Mart.
I freakin NEVER get carded....
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 10:50am.
That's because you live in Canada! Lol. Minnesota is not far off, we can't even buy liquor on Sundays! I remember when I lived in California for awhile, the first time we went to the grocery store I couldn't believe that they had an actual liquor isle right in the Grocery Store. Mind blown.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 10:52am.
Hahaha. I meant to add that there are always exceptions.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 10:45am.
If you want an ego-boost, Target cards a lot, too. (Try the box wine.) I think waiters and waitresses card because it flatters the customer, leading to bigger tips.
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine: "They need to bring that card to Walmart because Walmart employees don't play around when carding you. I tried to buy beer
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I'm impressed you can buy beer at a Walmart!!
WTF, Where I live you get beer at one place and one place only, The Beer Store..that's it.
Errybody cards errywhere now. I have to take my DL out and they have to scan it when I buy certain things like booze, keyboard cleaner, or decongestants.
Though I did get carded in many places for a long, long, long time. Way after I should have not been, which I guess is a compliment. A friend and I went out somewhere and got a glass of wine and the young waiter asked for ID, and we were like "WE LOVE YOU, BECAUSE WE ARE, LIKE, 50!"
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Submitted by girlfromipanema on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 10:32am.
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You had a DDD chest at 12!!!
Man I wished I was the little kid next door! lol. Let's just say your dad would be wondering why the shubs never grew under your bedroom window.
Bawahaaa! :P
When I am in the south I get carded for everything. During Christmas I got carded for an R rated movie...what? In NYC I never get carded for anything...so the rare time it happens I know it's a compliment.
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If you want an ego-boost, Target cards a lot, too. (Try the box wine.) I think waiters and waitresses card because it flatters the customer, leading to bigger tips.
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I loved King of the Hill I tell you what!
Bobby was an..unusual kid to say the least.
Remember when he he was learning to kiss with the head that Luanne had from hairdressing school?
Tom Petty's "Lucky" Character use to make me laugh as well.
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine: "They need to bring that card to Walmart because Walmart employees don't play around when carding you. I tried to buy beer there a week after my DL expired (and before I got my new one) and they wouldn't take it. Even though I am 29 AND had another current form of picture ID. I just went to a liquor store anyway, who glanced at my expired ID and didn't even notice. But it would have been nice to pick up dog food and beer all in one stop. Gosh."
That's so stupid.
But I bet they have secret shoppers who try to trip people up, and in THIS ECONOMY, no one wants to lose their Wal-mart cashier job. And big corps like that don't empower their employees to make judgment calls like that. Stupid, though.
I'm 26 in a few weeks and people think I'm 16. Right now I hate it. In 10 years, I'll probably love it. On the flip side, when I was 12, people thought I was 21.. guess all they saw was my DDD chest. I loved it then, except when the Publix bakery would tell me I was too old for a free cookie (the cut off was 12 years old).
It's such a compliment to get carded when ur older!
Omg so funny! I check ID but i am bad at it..i find myself looking more at the date than the picture..1991 before today's date? Okay! Im going to be more careful .. although i would have noticed Bobbbay!
They need to bring that card to Walmart because Walmart employees don't play around when carding you. I tried to buy beer there a week after my DL expired (and before I got my new one) and they wouldn't take it. Even though I am 29 AND had another current form of picture ID. I just went to a liquor store anyway, who glanced at my expired ID and didn't even notice. But it would have been nice to pick up dog food and beer all in one stop. Gosh.
Hahahahahaha!
I loved "King of the Hill", but I hated the Bobby character.
only in the States will they card anyone under 75. At first, I was flattered when asked for my ID (I'm 33), but soon after I noticed I wasn't an exception. In Canada, when it still happens (on the rare occasion), I take it as a true compliment. Jeah!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Bobay!
I loved King of the Hill. Course, I'm a reluctant Texan.
Lmao @ the ID! I gather places are either very strict or don't give a damn about carding.