Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

August 22, 2012 / Posted by:

This one is just weird. This handsome actor has at least two films coming out in the next year. He has dated several famous beautiful women, including a famous model and a famous actress.

Here’s something interesting though: When he dates a non-famous woman, he has a specific physical type. Of course they are usually tall, leggy, and blonde… but there is one physical feature on which he is completely fixated…

Their chin. He thinks that cleft chins are an incredible turn on. Nothing arouses him more than kissing and stroking a woman’s cleft chin. Oh, and he expects you to run your tongue inside his little groove in return. Yes, he has a cleft chin, too.

One of the women described his chin fetish this way: “It’s not horrible. It’s just f*cking weird. You’re just lying there wondering when he’s going to be done licking your chin. And then he wants you to do it to him.”

So, next time you see this actor with a beautiful, non-famous woman, you will know that he hasn’t fallen for her beauty or her brains or her talent. He’s fallen for her chin. (Blind Gossip)

The only guess I’ve got is Aaron Eckhart? Aaron’s dated Molly Simms and there’s a rumor that he dated GOOPY Paltrow for a quick second, and he’s got a spectacular butt chin.

That nasty chin licker. I bet that when he’s in the same room as Rumer Willis, he starts salivating from every orifice. All he wants to do is press her chin skin together to make the ass chin of all ass chins, and then toss that front salad until his tongue goes dry.

My only question about this is, can you hump a chin crack with your peen too? I would Google “chin fucking,” but I don’t think I’m ready to know whether or not the line “Fuck that butt chin, papi!” has ever been screamed out before.

Which TV actress has secretly broken up with her hunky sitcom co-star – she never owned up to the romance publicly – and is going through a massive midlife crisis? The rail-thin single mom doesn’t think she can keep a good man, so she’s actually contemplating taking back her wacky ex! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Courteney Cox, Josh Hopkins and David Arquette?

Which closeted TV chef is carrying on a down-low romance with an openly gay actor/comedian from a popular sketch comedy show? The handsome cook refuses to come out of the closet – he has a gorgeous girlfriend – but his gay secret is about to explode because his new lover is yapping all over town about his celebrity boyfriend! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

In my dreams this is Gordon Ramsay and Matt Lucas. But it’s not, so I’ll guess Rocco DiSpirito and somebody from The Big Gay Sketch Show?

BONUS: Remember that blind item about cucumber sex in the garden? Lainey might’ve revealed that it’s about Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson.

Tags:
SHARE
Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >