Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This one is just weird. This handsome actor has at least two films coming out in the next year. He has dated several famous beautiful women, including a famous model and a famous actress.
Here’s something interesting though: When he dates a non-famous woman, he has a specific physical type. Of course they are usually tall, leggy, and blonde… but there is one physical feature on which he is completely fixated…
Their chin. He thinks that cleft chins are an incredible turn on. Nothing arouses him more than kissing and stroking a woman’s cleft chin. Oh, and he expects you to run your tongue inside his little groove in return. Yes, he has a cleft chin, too.
One of the women described his chin fetish this way: “It’s not horrible. It’s just f*cking weird. You’re just lying there wondering when he’s going to be done licking your chin. And then he wants you to do it to him.”
So, next time you see this actor with a beautiful, non-famous woman, you will know that he hasn’t fallen for her beauty or her brains or her talent. He’s fallen for her chin. (Blind Gossip)
The only guess I've got is Aaron Eckhart? Aaron's dated Molly Simms and there's a rumor that he dated GOOPY Paltrow for a quick second, and he's got a spectacular butt chin.
That nasty chin licker. I bet that when he's in the same room as Rumer Willis, he starts salivating from every orifice. All he wants to do is press her chin skin together to make the ass chin of all ass chins, and then toss that front salad until his tongue goes dry.
My only question about this is, can you hump a chin crack with your peen too? I would Google "chin fucking," but I don't think I'm ready to know whether or not the line "Fuck that butt chin, papi!" has ever been screamed out before.
Which TV actress has secretly broken up with her hunky sitcom co-star – she never owned up to the romance publicly – and is going through a massive midlife crisis? The rail-thin single mom doesn’t think she can keep a good man, so she’s actually contemplating taking back her wacky ex! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
Courteney Cox, Josh Hopkins and David Arquette?
Which closeted TV chef is carrying on a down-low romance with an openly gay actor/comedian from a popular sketch comedy show? The handsome cook refuses to come out of the closet – he has a gorgeous girlfriend – but his gay secret is about to explode because his new lover is yapping all over town about his celebrity boyfriend! (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)
In my dreams this is Gordon Ramsay and Matt Lucas. But it's not, so I'll guess Rocco DiSpirito and somebody from The Big Gay Sketch Show?
BONUS: Remember that blind item about cucumber sex in the garden? Lainey might've revealed that it's about Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson.
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 6:34pm.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 5:32pm.
The only chefs I think are hot are Scott Conant (and he is a big manwhoring ahole) and the Australian guy who guests on the biggest loser.
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MJT, DO tell about Scott Conant. I think he's a hottie, but seems like an ass.
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Scott Conant--the same guy who whines about red onions. I don't see what could make this guy hot. He seems like a major douche, and the type that would nitpick at everything, and also (this is kind of mean) like he's probably even slubbier and chubbier out of his clothes than he looks in them.
Tyler Florence used to be kind of attractive before he started looking so porcine.
That Canadian Chuck guy from that Cooking Channel (I can't remember) show is totally cute. He's chubby but looks more "teddy bear" than "sloppy."
As far as the BI goes, we know it's not Mario Batalli, because uh... same goes for Duff. There's Bobby Flay but he's not exactly good-looking either. I can only guess Rocco because I can't think of anyone else.
Jude Law for #1? He has several movies coming out, and a major cleft chin.
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Submitted by Juiciest Couture on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 11:50am.
What about Robert Irvine for the chef ?? Why does he have circuit boy muscles just to make shephards pie ??
He is married as well, to some pro wrestling chick, so I think he's just one of those dudes into body building LOL the BI clearly says girlfriend, not wife.
I still think Rocco, who was so cute with his original face but his plastic surgery is ugly
What about Robert Irvine for the chef ?? Why does he have circuit boy muscles just to make shephards pie ??
Jay Leno
I think Aaron said in an interview a couple years ago that he has no interest in "wife & kids" because in relationships he "gets too intense and would rather be single." Definitely something crazy under the surface. I find him incredibly handsome - and cleft chins usually annoy me.
that butt chin is fucking with my sensiblities...
i think i agree with all these guesses...
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well gee whiz! is this here picture pho-to-shopped?? i just don't know!
i know the chef isn't alton brown but hey it's pretend wednesday
The only cleft chin I can think of is Michael Douglas.
I don't have a cleft chin, so he would never look at me.
Gordon Ramsay is not gay. Try again.
Did you see that Calvin Kleind friend is writing a book.. And do you have any 50ish aged men in that magic hay of yours?
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Josh Hopkins is like the male taylor swift.
but i bet that squinty dick can split a girl up like north and south korea.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:48am.
aaron eckhart is like a fisherman, cuz his dick has got me hooked.
That's my car.. Pick another..;)
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Thu, 08/23/2012 - 12:44am.
aaron eckhart can pump me like the pistons in a V12 jaguar.
Looopy! A breath of naughty air! Weeeeee!
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
whatever, all the fussy bitches can fuck off.
id let aaron eckhart stroke my chin anyway and then let him nail me against the wall like he was hanging up a painting.
i dunno why, but he has always made me private parts tickle.
Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 10:12pm.
True, he does come across as uneasy sometimes. I think that's why his best blockbuster role was as Harvey Dent, where he got to play a "good guy" who was a little sinister at times, and then goes full-out psychotic.
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Bjorkie, my Aaron Ekhart fantasies are ruined! He's a Mormon?! What a gyp!
*kicks air*
Please please PLEASE let the chef BI be Jamie Oliver.
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Oh, No. 1 is Aaron Eckhart. He has a strong jaw line, an ass chin, has dated, from what has been seen, tall, leggy women, particularly blondes. He dated Molly Sims (and according to her, broke up with her over the phone, and supposedly, according to the gossip rags, because she talked about their relationship publicly, which I think was just a confirmation that they were dating). He was rumoured to have dated/fucked, Fishsticks (something happened because I don't think that either is too wild about the other). And he is a Mormon, and they are weird. (Calm down, I already reported myself.) I think that he is a really good actor but kind of weird. For all his tall, blonde, rugged good looks, I think that he is not that comfortable with himself, which may be one of the reasons that I think that he is a good actor. He is much better when he is not trying to play the Hollywood game and do those blockbuster pics.
Good God I think I see a hemmorhoid there.
That can't be real. I have a cleft chin too, but it's like a dent, not an asscrack.
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Submitted by saltydog88 on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 8:23pm.
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I like Rocco for #3 too! He's sluttacular! ;)
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I too had to google this scott guy. No not attractive at all, he looks like a hick, very average and his hands are ugly.
Rocco I used to find very attractive (nice hands) but then he got into the whole celebrity nonsense and his personality went downhill and thus his appeal. Govind Armstrong also found attractive but his personality isn't as strong as I like. That Indian looking guy is okay. I used to like Jamie Oliver but I don't remember if I found him attractive or if I just wanted to be friends with him so that I could eat well??Hmm...
@Salty
If you had included Mario Batali, I would have said shit, Jeah!
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#1) Leonardo Dicaprio. Giselle is a famous model, with a strong chin and Blake Lively is a famous actress with a strong chin.
#2) Clearly the B.I. is about Courtney Cox and Josh Hopkins, but the real question is who sent it and why? There have been two camps of BI's about them, some saying Josh is gay and some saying he and Courtney were having an affair. Personally, I think he is gay and his people are sending in rumors about an affair with Courtney to distract people.
#3) Rocco maybe, every other hot TV chef I can think of is married: Jamie Oliver, Currtis Stone, Tyler Florence, Michael Symon, Tom Colicchio (wait, do I have a thing for bald, italian chefs?)
Submitted by warmislandsun on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 6:59pm.
I didn't get Scott Conant either. But when you see him in action *fans self*
I met Marcus at his restaurant in Harlem. He is so nice and funny. I was SWOOOOOOOONING.
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Chin guy = Leo dicaprio?
@warmisland,
To the back of the line, missy! ;)
Oh, and after watching A History of Violence, Viggo could lick me wherever he pleases.
Because of the comments, I had to google Scott Conant, and, I apologize, but I don't see it.
The chef I find hot is Marcus Samuelsson.
Yummy x2!
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 6:40pm.
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I totes believe it. I get hot when I see him on television. Hes a dirty dog. :-)
Make my Rocco/Sean guess be true! *hopping up and down*
http://www.twylah.com/roccodispirito/topics/sean
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Submitted by Bigbendy on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 6:34pm.
TOTAL ASS. I have some connections in the NYC restaurant scene. I know of at least 3 girls he was humping on while in a relationship with the person who went on to be his wife. My best friend (who did not hump on him) said that he is so charming it's hard not to swoooooooon. You can totally tell that though - he just has the panty dropping demeanor. *shameface*
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 5:32pm.
The only chefs I think are hot are Scott Conant (and he is a big manwhoring ahole) and the Australian guy who guests on the biggest loser.
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MJT, DO tell about Scott Conant. I think he's a hottie, but seems like an ass.
99% sure that's Travolta's mug with a lot of photoshop fuckery.
Please tell me that pic is photoshopped.
To quote Audrey Hepburn: "How do you shave in there?"
Dunno about 1, but I think it's more likely to be Aaron Eckhart than Viggo Mortensen. Mortensen, according to IMDB, has only two future movies listed and one is only "rumored." Also, I dunno if he's dated many women in the public eye.
Eckhart definitely has two or three in the next year, and he's dated some women who are at least fairly well known.
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Eckhart has a rather ordinary dimple on his chin, like Kirk Douglas, not Dudley Do-Right.
Agirl and LocoJo, I'm on the I'd do Bourdain boat. I love that cocktail asshole.
Cleft chins scare me.
Yea that chin doesn't look real. I have a clef chin and it's just like a dimple on your chin.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 6:02pm.
Submitted by Chris Knight on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 5:50pm.
"Yes, definitely photoshopped - cleft chins don't have cleavage!"
LOL, nor do they have a buttcrack....
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But do they have dingleberries?
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REPORTED. For using the word "dingleberries" while I am eating.
I used the word "dingleberries" while driving with my son not too long ago. He thought that was the funniest thing ever.
Oops, wrong thread.
I love me some Tyler Florence! He's got EXCELLENT recipes too.
The chef one is definitely Gordon Ramsey and Matt Lucas. And they only do it when he's dressed as Bubbles.
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Submitted by Chris Knight on Wed, 08/22/2012 - 5:50pm.
"Yes, definitely photoshopped - cleft chins don't have cleavage!"
LOL, nor do they have a buttcrack....
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But do they have dingleberries?
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For the chef, I'll wager Rocco as well. But with Sean Hayes. That would be HOT!
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