Night Crumbs
Michael Strahan will probably be Kelly Ripa’s permanent co-host on Live! and you can tell this is a good match, because he can fit her entire toothpick body in that gap of his – Just Jared
Add this to your James McAvoy Lifting Things Tumblr – Lainey Gossip
Well, I’ve always said that the best way to get your political point across is to sing it while your nipples are out, so this works for me – Towleroad
Blake Lively will not get her tits out in a movie, thankyouverymuch, so the only way you’ll ever see her tits is if you Google “Blake Lively’s tits” – Celebitchy
Carmen Electra wears a sad face and a weave bra for Lovecat Magazine – Hollywood Tuna
January Jones’ new dude looks like a pre-plastic surgery Carrot Top and WHAT ARE THOSE JEANS?! – The Superficial
Draco Malfoy’s Tennessee twin wants you to see her bra – Drunken Stepfather
What GOOPY Paltrow is trying to say is that the deeper the stick goes up your ass, the more radiant your skin looks! – ICYDK
Oh look, Kristen Stewart looks as miserable post-scandal as she did pre-scandal – Popsugar
In case you’re wondering, Lea Michele is still as annoying as a mosquito bite on your b-hole – The Berry
Everyone involved in this needs to have a seat over there. The worst part is that I won’t ever be able to enjoy a delicious oversized lollipop without thinking about a Brawny man-looking creeper in a sleeveless tuxedo shirt making childtouching eyes at me – Videogum
Panty Creamer of the Century: Billy Ocean – Crunk + Disorderly
Mitt Romney loves Mom Jeans – Cityrag
Ricki Lake’s jacked up outfit would make sense to you if I told you that she’s on her way to the Mystery Machine van – I’m Not Obsessed
Kelly Brook conjured up new layers of elegance and sophistication with her butt crack gown – Moe Jackson
Cher is going for husband #3 – Hollywood Rag
R.I.P. The Office – SOW