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Michael Strahan will probably be Kelly Ripa's permanent co-host on Live! and you can tell this is a good match, because he can fit her entire toothpick body in that gap of his - Just Jared
Add this to your James McAvoy Lifting Things Tumblr - Lainey Gossip
Well, I've always said that the best way to get your political point across is to sing it while your nipples are out, so this works for me - Towleroad
Blake Lively will not get her tits out in a movie, thankyouverymuch, so the only way you'll ever see her tits is if you Google "Blake Lively's tits" - Celebitchy
Carmen Electra wears a sad face and a weave bra for Lovecat Magazine - Hollywood Tuna
January Jones' new dude looks like a pre-plastic surgery Carrot Top and WHAT ARE THOSE JEANS?! - The Superficial
Draco Malfoy's Tennessee twin wants you to see her bra - Drunken Stepfather
What GOOPY Paltrow is trying to say is that the deeper the stick goes up your ass, the more radiant your skin looks! - ICYDK
Oh look, Kristen Stewart looks as miserable post-scandal as she did pre-scandal - Popsugar
In case you're wondering, Lea Michele is still as annoying as a mosquito bite on your b-hole - The Berry
Everyone involved in this needs to have a seat over there. The worst part is that I won't ever be able to enjoy a delicious oversized lollipop without thinking about a Brawny man-looking creeper in a sleeveless tuxedo shirt making childtouching eyes at me - Videogum
Panty Creamer of the Century: Billy Ocean - Crunk + Disorderly
Mitt Romney loves Mom Jeans - Cityrag
Ricki Lake's jacked up outfit would make sense to you if I told you that she's on her way to the Mystery Machine van - I'm Not Obsessed
Kelly Brook conjured up new layers of elegance and sophistication with her butt crack gown - Moe Jackson
Cher is going for husband #3 - Hollywood Rag
R.I.P. The Office - SOW
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Despite a penchant for birthing SPITE BABIES, the ice queen lands another man.
Hope he can stand Kelly's double shot Starbucks/bulimia morning bref.
I watch live with Kelly every morning and Strahan is my favorite guest cohost. He kind of evens her out. When they put her with one of the fags she's goes too far into fag hag mode.
Yay! I was just thinking of Michael Strahan the other day. Glad he's got a good gig, I always liked him. He has the best smile, gappy though it be. I wouldn't watch that shit on a dare, but I am happy for Strahan.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Oh no! How can I still live without ever seeing Fake Livelys tits in a movie.
Don't worry! You don't need to respond.
Submitted by nibbles44 on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 6:29pm.
Kelly Ripa grates on my last nerve whenever she opens her screeching pie hole. I find her more annoying than Kathy Lee and I didn't think that was humanly possible.
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I co-sign on that! Plus, she's dumber than a box of rocks.
Goopy Fishsticks is on permanent Mute en mi casa.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 10:27pm.
agreed....the Office has way worn out its welcome by now. I liked the first few seasons; the "Diversity Day" episode is hilarious. But now it's just annoying. I love James Spader but he doesn't quite work out in Steve Carrell's shoes.
The first season was great. I loved the Dundies episode too (that may have been second season, not sure).
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Kelly Ripa irks me...She thinks she has it all wrapped up. Do you know where your husband is, Kelly ?
Irish - that episode is so funny because it's so TRUE. I recently started a new job and we had to do all that diversity training nonsense where they make you watch those awkward videos of an Asian doctor telling a misogynist joke to a room full of residents (white, black, Indian, native American, Pacific Islander, and disabled, natch) and they all go.....wait a minute, I didn't find that funny!
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@Sans - I agree - Diversity Day was genius! Seriously funny comedy!
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Dog, he is a sweet teddy bear!
agreed....the Office has way worn out its welcome by now. I liked the first few seasons; the "Diversity Day" episode is hilarious. But now it's just annoying. I love James Spader but he doesn't quite work out in Steve Carrell's shoes.
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nibbles44 -- oh, I feel the same as you, I despise Kelly Ripa. How she hosts a show is beyond me. When she opens her mouth I could screech!!!
mmm black guys
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
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kelly ripa and that guy look a lot like the porn i watch
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other) -MK
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I can probably fit 10 dicks up my ass, but that doesn't make it right -MK
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Submitted by megank on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 7:37pm.
The Office should've ended when Carrell left.
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Agreed.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 9:04pm.
Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 7:25pm.
I hope the baby's daddy is watching... and it better not be Michael Fassbender.
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Don't say such terrible things!!!!!
*shudders*
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Oh, I know it would TERRIBLE if Michael even TOUCH that cold-blooded bitch. BTW, LOVE Idirs and he better not touch that frozen whore either.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 7:27pm.
@ stefystef
"What the Buck" Michael Buckley? Goodness! Is he still doing his thing? I used to subscribe to his Youtube in 2006/2007 or something! Damn.
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Oh yeah!!!! Buckley is still around and he's been trying to go mainstream. Hes been on regular TV doing his thing and he's funny and cute. He subbed a couple of times and I thought he was personable.
http://youtu.be/Mu7nj3BHuio
(really bad youtube video)
He is WAY better than that sell-out, Lady CaCa's whore, Perez.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
@nibbles - screeching pie hole!!!
Good one!
Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 7:25pm.
I hope the baby's daddy is watching... and it better not be Michael Fassbender.
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Don't say such terrible things!!!!!
*shudders*
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James McAvoy - so pasty, so freaking hot. He confounds me.
I think he has a sweet smile.
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Aaaand January Jones is still a disagreeable looking bitch. Doesn't she ever smile? EVER?
I'm sick of KStew and this non-scandal. GTFO already.
Good. The Office stopped being funny a long time ago. I did like the first few seasons, though.
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Love those CUTE boys calling out Romney. hahahah I'm appreciating what's down below and I love the way they say facks neews! This is more like it! MORE NIPPLES and more videos!! <3
Good for Cher! ;P
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Hell, yeah, Billy Ocean!! Don't hate. PeePaw's still worth a thousand Chris Browns.
Don't believe me? Check this out - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAjInKiOkqo
The Office should've ended when Carrell left.
LMFPO at Romney's "dungarees" (as my mom calls them)!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by fredfred on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 7:17pm.
so, wait...are january jones and her piece out, with the the baby, but the baby is being pushed around by the nanny? what. in. the. fuck? push your own gd baby, jan! whoreface.
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I saw that too and thought to myself, what a fuckin lazy bitch. Putting her new loser in front of her baby shows she doesn't give a shit about this kid.
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Oh, other celeb parents do this but when the paps come around, the help is shooed in the background and out of the shot.
@ stefystef
"What the Buck" Michael Buckley? Goodness! Is he still doing his thing? I used to subscribe to his Youtube in 2006/2007 or something! Damn.
Submitted by fredfred on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 7:17pm.
so, wait...are january jones and her piece out, with the the baby, but the baby is being pushed around by the nanny? what. in. the. fuck? push your own gd baby, jan! whoreface.
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I saw that too and thought to myself, what a fuckin lazy bitch. Putting her new loser in front of her baby shows she doesn't give a shit about this kid.
I hope the baby's daddy is watching... and it better not be Michael Fassbender.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
The Office is done. Thank God.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
Strahan? I see ratings drop by half before the end of the month. Even Giants fans couldn't watch him. He had a TV show for a hot second. No one watched it.
I was hoping she would ask Michael Buckley or Anderson Cooper.
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Grow up, Demi, and do coke off toilet seats like the rest of us adults do!- Michael K, 1/26/12
LOL @ "so the only way you'll ever see her tits is if you Google 'Blake Lively's tits.'" I think she's projecting forward to the day when everyone realizes she can't act, so nudity is her only chance. See ScarJo, as well.
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It's just fun to say "Pussy Riot."
the american version of The Office sucked some major ass. the original, british, had sadly only about 20 episodes but it was priceless
Strahan? Canceled.
so, wait...are january jones and her piece out, with the the baby, but the baby is being pushed around by the nanny? what. in. the. fuck? push your own gd baby, jan! whoreface.
eta: miley loves her "more me than ever" hair so much, she's draping it in knit in the middle of summer. oops.
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January Jone's new man looks like a music type...I dig the curls!
The (American) Office was unfunny.....so long!
OMG....Billy Ocean!!
I love Strahan!
And The Office jumped the shark the day Jim and Pam had the baby (if not before).
Cher's eyelids are bigger than her eyes.
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Strahan the new co-host? I am asleep already *Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*
Since I don't watch the show, I shouldn't really care.
Ditquoi, lol, no you are not alone! I'd hit it so quick!
Kelly Ripa grates on my last nerve whenever she opens her screeching pie hole. I find her more annoying than Kathy Lee and I didn't think that was humanly possible.
LaChaylo, ok I thought it was just me. he's SO freaking sexy, my underwear would just melt right off if I were ever in a room with him. hatred to Nicole Murphy. O.o
Ditquoi, me too! He's just so chill and fun to listen to. Lucky toothpick.
MK, how dare you disrespect Romney and his choice of jeans?! His magic underwear will be coming after you!
I fucking LOVE Michael Strahan for some strange reason so of course he'd have to be co-hosting with the Duchess of Douche. :(
Poor Blake Lively is still trying to happen.