Every now and again I ask myself if there’s a God, because every night I pray for God to make vodka come out of my bathroom faucet and to bless the Internet and my soul with naked pictures of Prince Hot Ginge. God has never made my wishes come true until now, sort of. Who knew that God would use TMZ to show me that he exists. I never thought I’d type this, but thank God for TMZ, thank God for Las Vegas, thank God for the
MGM Grand Wynn, thank God for camera phones, thank God for booze, thank God for bad decision making and thank God for down river trash skanks who are shameless enough to sell almost naked pictures of The Queen’s grandson to the highest bidder. Thank God for all of that!
For Prince Hot Ginge, what happens in Vegas, ends up in the fap material folder on my desktop. PHG is taking the drunken foolery to whole new levels in Vegas and on Friday night, he and his friends went to the casino at the
MGM Grand Wynn, picked up some tricks and brought them back up to his suite to play a game of naked billiards that ended up with some dry butt fucking. Oh, I forget to thank God for billiard tables and for cue sticks.
The pictures are really blurry and it could be Samantha Ronson with a ginger dye job for all I know, but I’m going to choose to believe. Plus, I’m really easy. If you sent me pictures of a dirty orange Croc lying on the sidewalk and wrote “IT’S PRINCE HARRY NAKED!!!!” as your subject, I’d find a way to fap to that.
And somewhere in Buckingham Palace, The Queen has summoned Prince William to tell him that he’s no longer second in line for the throne. Then she’ll bring up these pictures on her bedazzled iPhone and say that THIS is the future of the monarchy!