Wednesday, August 22nd 2012

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 21st!

After making the big time in the opening credits of Northern Exposure, then fading to obscurity, the Moose ended up in Celebrity Rehab. And we all know how that always ends. - atlantapug

Runners-up:

Put those handcuffs down! I'm Sarah Jessica Parker! - SANS FARDS

I know the sign says "No animals on the beach" but if you arrest me you hafta arrest that cow Kirstie too. - OurMissC

"I'm sorry, Ms. Minaj, but Mimi says there can only be one diva on the beach." - ImpertinentVixen

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WithinReason...'s picture

LMAO! Well done everyone, hahaha

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atlantapug's picture

Yay!
Congratz fellow winners!

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VinceVenison's picture

I get around. This arrest was the end result of a week long celebration of my prom kickball championship. My sincere apologies for letting my fans down. I am seeking help.

Classily,

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Certified Deer Legend

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Sweetas's picture

Wow, look at that all star cast!! Congrats funny hookers! ♥

SANS FARDS's picture

JEAH!

Congrats fellow winning sluts!

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little_rascal's picture

Wow, what a splendid line-up of winners! Congrats to Atlantapug, SANS FARDS, ourMissC and ImpertinentVixen!

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Thanks, everyone! Great choices, all!!

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turnelbup's picture

Congrats, Winners!

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snowpiece's picture

congrats all
Miss C♥ SF♥ IV♥

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OurMissC's picture

Congrats everybody! Thanks MK!

"There are some broke down people out there." - Mama June

Strepsi's picture

Just Say Neigh To Drugs.

tbeez's picture

This is what happens when the others finally let Rudolph join in reindeer games?

The police finally arrest Miley for that God awful haircut!

StaceyinLockport's picture

Police were not amused when they caught Trace Cyrus selling horseback rides on the beach to tourists again.

Ladyt1110's picture

I didn't know Sarah Jessica got a dui.

Tamára

Spider73's picture

For the last time... it's sex in the city not sex on the beach.

rocklobster's picture

Just because the Godfather retired to Florida doesn't mean you shouldn't piss him off.

fleawatch's picture

Hint, when the officers joked about sending you to the glue factory, they meant the buukake facial you will get in the joint.....

Mani6's picture

Look Riff...you can arrest me but I'll be out of jail faster than you can say Kentucky Derby!

Don't worry! You don't need to respond.

Frank N. Beans's picture

Turns out his mother was right... Larry really is a horse's ass.

For fucks sake. You truss the chicken and RUB it with SEA SALT.

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Eileenie McMeanie's picture

"Mel, you can threaten to send me to the Isle of Misfits", but you're still going to jail".

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Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.

citizenstrange's picture

But I haven't been drinking or doing drugs. My nose is ALWAYS red.

Vern's picture

Gawd have Mercy! Not ANOTHER Courtney Stodden bondage tape!

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

SANS FARDS's picture

The Gathering of the Bronies

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Ida Smackter's picture

you can lead a horticulture but you cant make her think.
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LaChaylo's picture

So I see Married to a Jonas is mixing in a little Jersey Shore there. Yeah, um, Snooki did it better.

skabazzle's picture

Amanda Bynes tries a disguise to get out of her latest hit-and-run. Unfortunately, the officer's secret fantasy has always been to bareback ride a horse on the beach.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

skabazzle's picture

A whor-se is a whor-se, of course, of course!

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

Vern's picture

The Hoff Hassles the Hoss.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Vern's picture

Sadly, Mac Cauly Colkin can't deny that he is riding the horse.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

SANS FARDS's picture

The Crack Stallion

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SANS FARDS's picture

"Don't make me pull a Godfather on you, buddy!"

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SANS FARDS's picture

You can lead a horse to water, but you can't take him to the clink.

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SANS FARDS's picture

Put those handcuffs down! I'm Sarah Jessica Parker!

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Ida Smackter's picture

LeAnn Rimes is finally arrested for breaching the whorse treaty she signed, by wearing blatant beastiality pants & riding Mr. Ed(die) in public.

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3 I'm under the table; Four I'm under the host.

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"Neigh."

Sea Biscuit isnt doing well with the 12 step program. Where's Dr. Drew when yoy need him.

Brian_el's picture

They don't call me an ass for no reason officer.. Right there sir, no wait, a little to the left... now just up a little... a little more... aww, that's it. You're good!

tbeez's picture

Well we now know that Bay County DO NOT put up with horse play on their beaches.

ShamelessinFlorida's picture

There Moose be some kind of mistake officer.

JoanCrawford's picture

Poor Matthew Broderick. He got cock-blocked yet again...

OurMissC's picture

Officer: "Turn around, and don't give me any of your horse shit."

Strepsi's picture

"You can't arrest me for public sexual indecency just because I came to the beach and someone gave me head!"