This TV star, who has some rom-com films under his belt, is begging his A-list girlfriend to marry him. She is considering it, but he insists on adopting her daughter after they marry. She didn’t want to hurt his feelings by vetoing him outright, but she has no plans to actually let him have any legal right to the child. However, he was up the creek after he referred to the child as his stepdaughter in front of mixed company. A huge fight led to a brief cool down in their relationship and he has remained quiet on the subject since. (Hollywood Dame via Blind Gossip)
Jason Segal & Michelle Williams? Exhibit: A?
What celebrity wife of a former A list celebrity told him she would divorce him unless he got them a reality show. She also made it clear that until he got her a reality show there would be no sex. Well, he got her the reality show, but she is still holding off on that sex. She is also holding off on being nice to the guy unless there are cameras present. Probably the most miserable celebrity marriage at the moment. (CDAN)
The Kevin Jonas guess is out, because if his Haylie Duff on horse pills-looking wife refused to give up the ‘gina unless he got her a reality show, he’d never EVER get her a reality show ever EVER. He’d become as allergic to reality shows as he is to coochies in the flesh.
I’ll guess Clint and Dina Eastwood?
Whose boyfriend is gay and she doesn’t really mind, seeing as this is what she wanted right now and he looks good? Besides, her manager actually likes her having a ditzy queen in her life, as opposed to someone who might boss her around? (La Daily Musto via Blind Gossip
“Ditzy Queen” has a much nicer ring to it than the name “Casper Smart.”
What B- list always now television actress from a very hit cable show tells her child to call all her dates daddy. If they don’t freak out when she says that in front of the man then she goes on a second date with them. Of course she also talks about getting married to them too and has been known to bring out a Brides magazine during a first date, while at dinner. (CDAN)
The bigger question is: How can this not be Jennifer Love Hewitt?!
BONUS: Some Hollywood actress type is anonymously writing for xo Jane about how she used to suck down Adderall like it’s filled with Twinkie filling and now she’s quitting. It’s probably some actress we’ve never heard of whose biggest credit is being call girl #2 in an episode of Entourage, but I’m going to guess that it’s either Noah Cyrus or Cloris Leachman.