Vanity Fair Asks Carson Daly The Question We've All Been Thinking
Two weird things happened on VanityFair.com a few days ago. First, Vanity Fair actually interviewed Carson Daly in the year 2012. Second, Vanity Fair's George Wayne, who's thing is to try to shock the butt plug right out of his interviewees, asked Carson the question most of us ask ourselves when we wake up in the morning: When Xtina gets the fuck tingles in a major way, does she squirt like a geyser? Yes, Vanity Fair went there:
G.W. Let’s cut to the chase: Do you think Christina Aguilera squirts when she has an orgasm?
C.D. Are you kidding me? Is that your opener? I have no idea. I can’t imagine the thought. I mean, really.
G.W. I mean, clearly—just look at the outfits she chooses to wear onstage. Tell that girl to put some clothes on! I believe that is a rational question to ask you. I know it is a bit off-piste.
C.D. Yes, it is. I will say she does have a lot of people on her team, a whole entourage to help her, and she knows what she is doing. Oh boy, I love you. You are the best. You are so great—just the best. Despite your asinine question about Christina, it is still a pleasure to be here with you.
Wait, so according to George Wayne, if you wear four-sizes-too-small leather panties onstage, your sex parts will squirt like a walrus spitting water when you orgasm offstage later? No wonder I always stop for a few seconds and say "hmmmm" to myself when I see leather man panties in the window of some store on 8th Street.
And you know what I really didn't need today? The image of Xtina squirting up into Carson Daly's nostrils. That's not what I needed, so screw that GW bitch for that.
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How he can say he can't imagine. These two were an item way back in the day....
He could have said no comment instead he sounds even dumber.
Am i to believe this dirrrrty girl wasn't giving it to him? Or maybe he didn't do it for her and he never found out?
When your magazine's circulation is dropping off, whore for attention by attacking high-profile women. Say the meanest, nastiest, most pointless woman-hating shit you can think of, hoping to get women mad so that men can laugh at them for finding sexism offensive.
None of this would be happening if women were considered actual human beings.
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really that is the question? I would ask, Carson it is 2012 and every other closet case has come out, when do you burst out?"
Vanity Fair, really? Not a regular reader but I must not have seen this guy's stuff before.
Ewwwww. And even if it wasn't, it doesn't even make sense, on so many levels.
i thought for sure this was going to go the way of ...he asked what was on all our minds...TARA REID???? WTF, Carson?
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Submitted by Naughychimp on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 12:45pm.
If you sound like an elderly prude, then I must be one too, because that comment, even if it was about Aguilera, is uncalled for and foul.
Gross. I sound like an elderly prude but, seriously? Is this what our society has come to?
So..... did they fuck on each other before? and whathefuck kind of question is that even if they did? what an asshole.......
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I don't read VF, but this George Wayne guy sounds like a real dirtbag.
What's more sad than the fact that 10,000 animals got euthanized today? The fact that because of the ignorance of humans, it will happen again tomorrow. End the cycle. Spay and neuter your pets & please adopt your next pet from a shelter.
Minx - exactly. Those questions are his stock-in-trade. Typically, however, his questions are directed at the interviewee, not some third party.
Never, ever, ever thought CD was cute.
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is this "squirting" what they talking about?
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l6rfrrdtBT1qcbl03.png
I actually think Carson Daly is really cute, when he smiles normally and doesn't have those bug eyes popping out. He reminds me of one of my friends that I am secretly infatuated with.
I used to read Vanity Fair faithfully back in the 90s but it got stale for me. The writing and stories tended to be stellar, and then went off in a tangent. VF was the first place I had read about Osama Bin Laden and how he was the most dangerous enemy of the US.
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Isn't Vanity Fair considered a classy publication?
wow my grandmother used to read vanity fair
Submitted by angry_secretary on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 12:26am.
this George Wayne person looks exactly like you'd expect him to look: smarmy smiling creepaholic
http://www.vanityfair.com/contributors/george-wayne
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Nope...he looks way worse than I imagined....
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So, I love how he asks a completely vulgar and tasteless question, but then tries to sound classy, educated and refined by saying "I know it's off-piste....". No asshole, you can't have it both ways. You showed yourself to be complete trash. It's supposed to be journalism since its VF, not the Howard Stern show.
Why anybody is surprised is beyond me, when they get daily examples here alone of media society hurtling down the shitter - honey boo boos and Kardassholes being famous, for one.
Sure, VF is suffering the loss of its reputation, but it's probably okay with all the clicks it's getting, and people are talking about it (is Greydon Carter still at the helm?) They're not going to rein in or consider firing someone who generates buzz, even if it's outraged.
Like so many other brands, they don't care about going downmarket if they're making money.
This makes me want to channel my inner asshole and rampage around saying awful things, because there are no consequences anyway.
when i read the title, i thought the question would be "Do you have an eating disorder? Or maybe a drug problem? You used to be so hot" or even "...the fuck is up with your date rapey eyes?"
That interviewer should be drowned in a walrus tank. Vanity Fair is scraping the bottom with his approach to journalism.
Is GW gay? We ladies get moist, but squirt? he's confusing us with a geyser/geezer.
harperharper: Vanity fair jumped the shark a long time ago
I don't think they ever happened upon the shark.
Vanity fair jumped the shark a long time ago
Submitted by jaariel on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 10:51pm.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 10:26pm.
Saying "off-piste" is like saying "without fard": It sounds stupid.
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Indeed. And I don't even know what "piste" is
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'piste' means trail in French. So it means 'off the subject'.
I'm guessing most people don't read these interviews by George in VF because he ALWAYS asks disgusting, sexual questions like this. He asked Jane Lynch if labias were delicious so, yeah, there you go.
Ewwwwwww... disgusting
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The financial crisis must be hitting Vanity Fair hard for them to resort to this. It makes Hugh Hefner and his collection of hussies seem classy by comparison.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
I would have gotten up and left. Who does this interviewer think he works for.....penthouse?
To say it was inappropriate is too easy. That guy has some serious and perverted issues.
If Vanity Fair doesn't kick his dick (see brains) to the curb, then they have taken quite a downturn.
" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs
just WOW. That is not edgy or cool. its just inappropriate.
What an inappropriate question for Vanity Fair to ask!
Carson handled the question appropriately but you would think he was being interviewed by Hustler with that kind of question.
Stay classy, Vanity Fair!
Another question..
Where are the goddamn editors?
Yeah that shit should be in Maxim at the very least (there's boobies in there, right?)
I get whore vibes from Xtina!
Submitted by veryoldbat on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 12:17am.
yes manorexic, thats the term.
those are crazy ass bulging eyes.
Well Carson and Christina are on a hit show, they are relevant.
And the official line is that Christina and Carson are friends. She missed him on her 1st trip to TRL since he was on vacay. She left him a note. Now what actually happened....
These questions are just out of line for a nonporn mag.
This interview would have been much more interesting in 1999. Carson was hot and Christina was relevant.
this George Wayne person looks exactly like you'd expect him to look: smarmy smiling creepaholic
http://www.vanityfair.com/contributors/george-wayne
Here's more from the interview link:
G.W. Were you a C-section baby?
C.D. Yes! How did you know that?
Kind of a uterus/vagina theme going on here.
Do you use the term manorexic in Melbourne? Carson In the late 80's early 90"s was fine.... But then.. Duh duh duh.... Never mind... Remember Brazil and look forward to Loopy Island and Mr. Gandy who will be establishing legal residence...
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Double post.. Grrr
WTF? What is WRONG with people? Not only is that a disgusting question, it reeks of kicking someone while they're down.
Douchebag George Wayne.
I sense an internet meme in the making.....
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veryoldbat, he looks like a former fattie, he does not look good at all, all that extra skin, yuk yuk, clearly weight loss through coke is not healthy.
Loopy.. Carson can't help it...;p
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Disgusting ass PIG.
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Don't get me wrong, I love me some Xtina, but I have it on solid authority from back in the day when Carson Daly was hittin' it (as told to me by a staff writer at a big celeb magazine at the time) that Carson Daly was out golfing with the boys and told them that he'd accidentally torn out some of Xtina's extensions one time when he was banging her.
clean it up coke whore.