The Queen's Corgis Are A Bunch Of Gangsta Bitches
Princess Beatrice's 11-year-old Norfolk terrier Max is laid up in the Royal infirmary with a jacked up ear and shank marks on his face, because he was straight jumped by The Queen's gang of not-the-one Corgis. Yeah, go ahead and add "The Queen's Corgis" under the Crips and the Bloods on the list of gangs not to fuck around with.
The Telegraph says that during a walk through The Queen's castle in Scotland, her six Corgis got "overexcited" when Max joined their group and attacked his ass. The Queen's dog boy (not to be confused with Camilla) tried to break those bitches up, but it was too late and Max was left yelping in pain like the time he walked in on Prince Charles fresh out of the shower. Cut to the source:
"The Queen's dog boy was taking the corgis for a walk and they were joined by the Norfolk terriers, which came with Prince Andrew. They were being taken along the long corridor leading to the Tower Door before being let into the grounds for a walk, and they all became overexcited. They began fighting among themselves and unfortunately the dog boy lost control. The next thing we knew there were horrific yelps and screams and it seems the corgis picked on Max. He was very badly injured and had to be taken to the local vet. There was blood everywhere.
The Queen and the Duke were very upset when they were told but the dog is really Beatrice's and she wasn't there either. She later came up to Scotland and has been looking after Max. He was very lucky to survive. I heard the Princess was very upset because another of her Norfolk terriers, Millie, died from natural causes just a week or so before."
Because this source uses the word "overexcited," it sounds like those nasty Corgis got lipstick, tried to get sexy with Max and when Max let them know he doesn't like them like that, they roughed a poor bitch up. And this source needs to stop lying for The Queen, because you know she was there. The Queen is not going to miss a good brawl. She was probably there hollerin' at her Corgis like, "Whoop that trick, ese!"
Poor Max, but I'm sure Princess Bea will defend his honor. Those bitchy Corgis think they got the last bite, but they're wrong. Never mess with a Princess who can leave a bite mark on your face just by flinching at you while flaring her giant Chiclet teeth.
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Bea's terrier doesn't stand a chance.
Corgis are big dogs in little packages.
The Dorgis started when a Corgi hooked up with one of Princess Margaret's dachshunds. Not nearly as cute as a Corgi.
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OMG, ANARCHY in the PALACE, the dogs are OVERLY EXCITED! I didn't know the Queen's dogs were piranha Corgis, those Royal gardens be tough! But out of curiosity, how does one go about finding a good dog boy these days? ;P
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I just need to get this off my chest....hats on women, those formal hats, are so goddamn motherfucking annoying and stupid.
I call for a hat moratorium. They just look bad.
Doggy fights are not funny, but damn if I didn't giggle at this post MK. I love how cute Corgis are, I don't want to know that they're mean!
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 4:16pm.
Just Googled the Queens Corgis names,
Tarquin Frobisher.
Lord Fluffy.
Percival Frogmorton.
Pygmallion Sausagemonkey.
Hercules Palongo
and Spot.
WTF?
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El B, you're making it up, right? Hahahahaha
The only dog my dad ever had to find another home for was a Corgi. Jiggs was too aggressive to be around us (my sister and I were about 6 and 8 then).
Bea has huge features like Tori Spelling. Her sister is pretty, I think.
I picture the dog boy as a doddering old fellow with a hunched back from dealing with 60 years' worth of those hounds.
Corgis are adorable. I love those short squat little doggies with their little legs....like dachsunds. squeee!
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our corgi mixes think THEY are the alpha dogs, very aware; it's all in the tone of my voice that controls them :)
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What, no posts about Corgis being inbred and such? Like on the webcam post?
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 5:12pm.
Wait, I'm confused. Which one is the corgi?
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The Corgi is the only cute thing in the two pictures. :)
I'm biased by my love for Corgis, but some of them can be little hellions if you don't keep a firm hand on them.
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And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do,” but I think the gun helps, you know?
What a bunch of fascinating posts!
Esp Whamo and his typo of Diana not being Harry's mama _ classic!
That being said i agree with him and with the right STYLIST and dentist Beatrice might not be that bad.
All I can say is that as soon as I read the article, I knew MK would be all over it--its a made for dlisted royal dog-tussle. I'm afraid this is what passes for palace intrigue in the 21st century.
As to the dogboy--its clear he wasn't boyish enough for the job...
As far as the princess, I would hit it--not unmindful of the wealth and fancy dinner lifestyle thereof...
I'm confused. In these pictures, which one is the bow wow?
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Poor Max never had a chance. Those corgi bastards killed one of thier own group a few years ago too. He IS lucky to be alive!:(
which one's the corgi 8-P
@SansFards, LOL, great minds... ;D
those teef. my gawd
Check out the choppers on Beth Tweddle.
http://www.metro.co.uk/olympics/908455-beth-tweddle-i-bowed-out-on-a-hig...
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Snitches get stitches- that's why.
Wait, I'm confused. Which one is the corgi?
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Lol @ Gardening Girl
Hilarious analysis. BTW, Bea's looks are unfortunate.
Wait, so Princess Beatrice isn't one of the dogs mentioned in this story?
Anno, afterward explain that some dude named El Bastardo told you to!
You send a royal dog boy in to do a royal dog man's job...
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It's just fun to say "Pussy Riot."
Beatrice is supremely ugly.
@ Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 4:23pm.
Is that a dare? Now I hafta!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 4:12pm.
http://www.throneout.com/2005/09/when-harrys-dad-met-di.html
We can laugh all we want but I suspect being the Queen's "Dog Boy" probably pays extremley well.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 3:35pm.
What happened to the Windors? They looked normal 100 years ago. They all went horsey when Phillip tossed in his DNA.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 4:13pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 4:01pm.
"I don't think Princess Bea is THAT bad looking. Her mascara (that around the eye right lol) looks a little racoonish but I don't know."
Whamo, you are a good soul. ♥
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you're a sweatheart, thanks Mickey :D
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 4:24pm.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 4:16pm.
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Yeah, it's the one called "Spot" that really makes it, isn't it?
ETA: Goddamn it, you were pulling mah leg.
"Q10. What are the names of The Queen’s corgis?
"A. The Queen has three Corgis – Monty, Holly, Willow. She also has three Dorgis (cross-breed of Dachshund and Corgi) Cider, Candy, Vulcan."
Dorgis? MORE inbreeding? Damn, she does like short legged dogs!
Submitted by joe shmoe on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 4:12pm.
Di met Hewitt when Harry was a baby
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Not so, apparently, He is on record as saying they met well before they initially said they did.
Submitted by SpottedDogRanch on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 4:07pm.
Lol. I guess I was with MK thinking she'd live FOREVER!! ;)
Submitted by annobanano on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 4:22pm.
@ Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 4:16pm.
Sausage Monkey is my nickname for Mr Banano! (not really)
Call him that! Do it! DO IT! :)
ElB, she may be the Queen but she IS a meemaw. My nan named her parakeet, Mr. T!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
@ Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 4:16pm.
Sausage Monkey is my nickname for Mr Banano! (not really)
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 4:20pm.
ElB, you're pulling my leg aren't you???
Take a wild guess :) Spot, maybe!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 4:16pm.
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Yeah, it's the one called "Spot" that really makes it, isn't it?
ETA: Goddamn it, you were pulling mah leg.
"Q10. What are the names of The Queen’s corgis?
"A. The Queen has three Corgis – Monty, Holly, Willow. She also has three Dorgis (cross-breed of Dachshund and Corgi) Cider, Candy, Vulcan."
http://preview.tinyurl.com/aeoton
ElB, you're pulling my leg aren't you???
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
TEAM CORGIS!
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Just Googled the Queens Corgis names,
Tarquin Frobisher.
Lord Fluffy.
Percival Frogmorton.
Pygmallion Sausagemonkey.
Hercules Palongo
and Spot.
WTF?
The Queen's dog boy sounds like something I'd fanfic:
50 Shades of Greyhound
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Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 4:01pm.
"I don't think Princess Bea is THAT bad looking. Her mascara (that around the eye right lol) looks a little racoonish but I don't know."
Whamo, you are a good soul. ♥
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Who are you calling silly cow?
One can only imagine the disarray and the horror forced upon the Queen. Then again the Queen’s chi chi's always know better and whose who in the zoo and unfortunately despite appearances to the contrary, Princess Beatrice’s little bixches will have to bide their time before they once again attempt to lay claim to the terrain where the chi chi's like to openly sunbathe and provoke the utter joy of the Queen….
http://scallywagandvagabond.com/2012/08/oh-my-queens-corgis-attack-princ...
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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 3:44pm.
Redheads are very common in the British Royal Family. Also in the Spencer family.
Harry belongs to Charles.
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Agree. Plus, he's starting to lose the hot and look increasingly like his beady-eyed father.
Di met Hewitt when Harry was a baby.
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I bet that "recurrent bladder infection" that Prince Philip keeps being hospitalized for is actually due to a rogue Corgi taking a bite out of his peen. It's actually more common than you think - I knew 2 guys growing up who were both bitten on the peen by a dog. Both had pants on when it happened, but the dogs bit through the pants & all. One supposedly has a scar, but I declined his offer to verify.
Pack mentality. "Mess with the best, die like the rest." - The Queen's Main Corgi, Scorpion.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 4:06pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 4:01pm.
I've never reported anyone before now. REPORTED
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OK now coming from a guy I'm starting to think I might need to REPORT myself!! LOL!!
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 3:44pm.
Redheads are very common in the British Royal Family. Also in the Spencer family.
Harry belongs to Charles.
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