But Phyllis Diller Was Supposed To Live Forever!
If you were wearing a wig today and wondered why it just slipped off of your head and slowly dropped to the ground where it's lying like a sad puddle of polyester tears, it's because it's mourning the loss of a legendary comedian and glamour icon. TMZ says that Phyllis Diller is now in heaven, hopefully throwing side-eyes at Bea Arthur. Phyllis passed away at her home in Los Angeles while surrounded by her family. Phyllis was 95.
Here I was thinking that Phyllis Diller was immortal and found the fountain of youth in a liquid brow pencil, but TMZ says that she had a few health problems over the years. Phyllis was fitted with a pacemaker in 1999 after she had a heart attack. Recently, Phyllis messed up her wrist and hip after falling and she was getting hospice care at her home ever since.
Everything you need to know about Phyllis Diller's life is in her Wiki page (Side note: I didn't know where was an urban legend about her being Susan Lucci's biological mother?!) and in the documentary about her life Goodnight, We Love You. And here's a classic Phyllis Diller moment of her roasting Joan Collins:
Rest in peace, Phyllis Diller.
Let's all lower our exquisitely painted brows at half-staff on our faces for Phyllis.
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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 08/21/2012 - 12:21am.
Another true, original talent gone. RIP. (And Cappy - that avie is too hilarious, I snorted when I first saw it).
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{{{CSGGG know you're offline now; sneaking on from desk myself, but hugs, lady}}} I had to pay tribute to Ms. Dillon.
Well wishes last night, but again, to Luna and everyone going through something, keep popping on here, keep just putting up a random post, keep believing in tomorrow.
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*
RIP, Phyllis. She really was a trailblazer and funny as hell to the end.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Now when Cloris Leachman and Elaine Stritch go imma have to cut a bitch.
Good night Luna. Sleep Well. Thoughts are with you.
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Once again, thank you all for your condolences. It's tough, but at least he's not suffering anymore.
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"We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
she was one of the great ones ... classic laugh: ah-HA ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism.
Another true, original talent gone. RIP. (And Cappy - that avie is too hilarious, I snorted when I first saw it).
Also, (((BIG HUGS))) to Luna - my thoughts are with you tonight.
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I always knew that Lassie's successor would be a chihuahua. (Cut to my chihuahua who spent a full 2 minutes looking for his own b-hole before giving up and going back to bed for the 10th time this morning.) - MK
You know who tweeted today how sad she was? Barbra Streisand. I bet back when Babs was starting out these two knocked down some highballs in some Manhattan bar together.
Phyllis, the only way I can stand your passing is that you've been reunited with your children who passed before you. I hope they greeted you when you were called to make God laugh. Thank you for all the fun, stories about Fang, and blazing a trail for female comedians.
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"Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." ~~ Jon Hamm
I feel.bad for anyone who wasn't exposed to the raw talent of the. 60's and 70's...Phyllis was the Chelsea Handler/Sarah Silverman with a talent for self-depreciating humor, but funny as hell....she was ahead of her time, the original pink wig wearer make these ho's look pathetic
She was from my home town of Lima, Ohio. I will always have special place for her in my heart. She was a funny lady that lived a long life and said what the hell she wanted to. Love her. RIP Phyllis. You made it out of this...ahem...little town and made something of yourself.
oooops! double post
goodbye Phyllis, it was fun. :)
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Omg, Fang must be devastated.
Love me some Phyllis. She was the first female comedian I ever saw on TV and I was so amazed by her. I was probably five when I first saw her and I thought she was hilarious. I really thought her husband's name was Fang.
Everyone in heaven is laughing harder today. Love you Phyll!
LADY GAGA & NICKI MINAJ SHOULD BE LICKIN' HER TOMBSTONE!!!
R.I.P. TO THE O.G. (Original Gangsta) PINK-WIGGED GODDESS!!!!!!!!
i just know she's at the Pearl Gates makin' St. Peter pee his pants. lol ;D
So much funnier & klassier than the smut that passes for humor today!
*shakes cane at teenyboppers*
"She had 15 husbands--4 were her own!" Great line. It's gold, Jerry, gold I say!
Luna: very sorry for your loss.
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She will forever live on through re runs of Scooby - Doo...........
Be still sad heart! WHY!!!! What shall I do to take the pain away?!
*crying into Pavel Petel's butt cleavage*
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LunaChick, I'm very sorry for your loss! ((Hugs))
RIP Phyllis. :(
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LunaChick -- I am so sorry about your dad. *hugs*
Just saw this. Man, sad but feeling her "peace". One of a kind trailblazer of the feminine persuasion in a time where this kind of free-spirited snark was uncommon to say the least.
Between this and T. Scott, I am in a funk. Please don't let this be the Fall '12 departure of the classics. These heavy-hitters passing really has me thinking how fortunate we are to have lived in a world with them.
/runs out back to massive deadlines. stay golden, everyone
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*
She outlived many of her own children, poor thing! I have great respect for women who are hilarious... men often prefer chicks who only laugh at their jokes and remain silent the rest of the time; it takes guts and brains to actually be funny. I hopes she rests in peace.
Hippo birdie two ewes, BoredSlore.
And Luna, my pops died more than a decade ago and I still think about him daily. Big hugs to you.
its nice to see dino tanked for a change. Isnt' she adorable? My best friend lost attended his dad's funeral yesterday - I hope they are all together Luna Chick - having the time of their lives.
bye PD.
Is Fang still alive or did he die just to get away from her?
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That bottom middle thumbnail is the way I am always going to remember her. RIP Phyllis
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Sorry for your loss, LunaChick. I lost my dad two years ago. I still miss him every day.
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No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart.
A true comedic legend. May she rest in peace. :(
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No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart.
I still think Mickey Rooney will live forever
Once I saw her sitting on a chair, talking with two women.
I delivered a package to her when I was a UPS Holiday Helper. She cracked a joke even with something as mundane as getting a package delivered. Funny Funny Lady.
RIP Phyllis, you funny lady!
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Love you Phyllis, thanks for the laughs.
"Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room." --Phyllis Diller
Miss ya already, Phyllis.
RIP.
Just don't wish her a reunion with Fang,who apparently was a drunk and abused her.
loved phyllis. always funny.
the one who got/gets on my last nerve is ruth buzzi. even as a little kid watching laugh-in reruns, i knew that bitch wasn't not funny.
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@ DD. Ya I'm sure she had joke or two there
@Bored,
Have yourself a wonderful birfday!
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OH NO! I own her inspirational book on cleaning. It advises throwing the mess out of sight for company, lol.
@ Whams
Yeah, my song choice doesn't fit with this thread but I'm sure Dilly could appreciate the light-hearted fun in a song about girls with a big caboose.
Never heard of this Phyllis person before. RIP.
LunaChick, my love, condolences and hugs to you. Take care ♥
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Mon, 08/20/2012 - 4:38pm.
Great Queen video, Whamo
I'm quite partial to this one:
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Good tune as well! ":) MK title reminded my of the tune that's why I picked that one today. Queen have SO many killer tunes. YT their Montreal 81 LIVE concert. A brilliant live preforming!
@Luna
So very sorry to read about the loss of your father. *huge hugs*
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RIP Phyllis Diller, a true pioneer.
nice to see all the well wishes to Lunachick from even the most hardened Dlisters. This place restores my faith in humanity...well, uh sometimes. Best to you LC.
She's scared the jeebers out of me since I was little. I blame Sid and Marty Krofft's HR Pufnstuf.
@LunaChick
I'm so sorry for your loss. Here's hoping that those who say that the spirit lives on are right. Regardless, your dad's memory will stay with you forever. That's a great legacy to leave behind.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
RIP Phyllis.
Don't worry! You don't need to respond.
RIP funny lady and thats for the laughs.
Sorry about your father LunaChick.
Great Queen video, Whamo
I'm quite partial to this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMnjF1O4eH0