Open Post: Hosted By Jennifer Aniston’s Bra

August 20, 2012 / Posted by:

Usually when we see Jennifer Aniston with her top open, a head full of messy hair that looks like it’s been cried into all night and a look of confusion on her face, she’s pacing up and down the bakery section at the grocery store, trying to decide if she’s going to eat her feelings in a chocolate pie or if she’s going to go for broke and tell the baker just to sell her a bowl of cake batter. But this time, Aniston’s got worried face and an open top for a movie role.

Jen’s in Wilmington, North Carolina shooting scenes with Jason Sudeikis and Julia Robert’s niece for We’re The Millers, a movie where she plays a stripper who Jason hires to play his pretend wife. Kind of like how Jennifer has hired Justin Theroux to play her pretend husband. No, Jen and Justin are truly in love. You can tell, because she’s finally wearing a bra after years of scratching corneas with her hard nips. Jen’s hard nips are only for Justin now and hopefully he doesn’t mind when her razor sharp nips practically perform open heart surgery on him while they’re in the missionary position.

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