Night Crumbs
This IS the look: A sweaty Colin Farrell in a sensible blazer and some sweat shorts. The perfect ensemble for when you want to conduct a serious business meeting on the treadmill. – Celebitchy
It was very nice of Tommy Girl to let Suri borrow his bike – Lainey Gossip
Tony Scott’s (maybe) reason for jumping off that bridge: brain cancer – The Superficial
Don’t you just hate it when a bought-and-paid peen peddlers kisses and tells for a check? – Towleroad
It’s like a beautiful silver flower with camel toe is naturally growing between the cracks in the cobblestones – Drunken Stepfather
31 flavors of awwwwww – The Berry
Are these more pictures from NASA’s Curiosity Mars rover? – Hollywood Tuna
Lea Michele should never do that again – Popoholic
No, The Silver Fox did not throw that slut skank Ben MESSani overboard – OMG Blog
GOOPY Paltrow’s dress is so short that I can almost see her Apple maker – Popsugar
ScarJo and her piece are like the Big Lots version of Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux – Just Jared
Obama and George Clooney are making each other friendship bracelets and shit – Videogum
When I Google “Joe Jonas cream pie facial,” this is not what I have in mind – SOW
In possibly related news, Kim Kardashian has announced that she will perform at the V Festival and full bladders are welcome! – Hollywood Rag
Superman is available to your loins now – ICYDK
Gross. – I’m Not Obsessed
It was nice of Brit Brit’s people to Photoshop the Cheeto stains away – Cityrag