Hot Slut Of The Day!

The Elder Faerie (as played by Erica Gimpel ) from last night’s episode of True Blood.

So that’s what happened to Coco from the Fame TV show. Bitch got a hold of the wrong kind of Ecstasy, crushed those pills into powder, cut that powder with Pixy Stix dust, snorted it up and she hasn’t been the same since. During last night’s True Blood episode, the fairy bitches took Sooooookeh to meet the all-knowing Elder Faerie, a cracked out crazy ho who gave the kind of dance performance you usually only see at the end of a candy rave from a seasoned raver who just downed an entire bottle of orange juice.

When I asked myself, “How did the True Blood writers come up with this stupid shit?!“, I got my answer after I stared at the bong on my coffee table. Everyone involved in the making of this cracked out fairy moment was high on the right stuff. Skip to the 0:58 mark to take in all of the foolery:

If you took Courtney Love’s last brain cell, put a drop of liquid acid on it and then slid it under a microscope, this is what you would see through the lens. The Elder Faerie lost me when she name checked Ke$hit, but she won me back with “slut your heart out” and then had me all the way when she name checked Boyz II Men.