Tuesday, August 21st 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 20th!
Keeping up with the Kardashians. - lunamor
Runners-up:
After a heated debate, the producers agreed to cut this scene from "The Real Housewives of Oscar Mayer." - ladlenitz
The 2030 version of Golden Girls didn't have the same feel with Bynes, Lilo, Miley, and Kesha pulling their usual party tricks. - nili
via Buffett Fan (Thanks, Becky)
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After years of challenging
Coach Outletdoping accusations -- and two days after giving up that fight -- Lance Armstrong said Saturday that he has no worries and, in fact, feels "more at ease now than I have in 10 years."Coach Factory OnlineThe native Texan has long been one of the dominant forces in the cycling world, including amassing an unprecedented seven Tour de France titles. But his championship legacy,Coach Factory Outlet Online as well as those prestigious wins, may now be history after Armstrong announced Thursday that he would not participate in what he called a "one-sided and unfair" Coach Factory Onlineprocess to challenge doping charges brought against him by the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency.
The famed cyclist's Coach Outlet Onlinedecision prompted the USADA to ban the 40-year-old athlete from competition and strip him of his wins dating to 1998, though there is a question of whether the organization has the authorityCoach Outlet Store Online to take such action.Speaking publicly for the first time since announcing his position in a statement,Coach Factory Outlet Online prompting the USADA response, Armstrong insisted he had no worries and was happy and "focused on the future."Coach Factory Outlet"I don't have anything to worry about," he told reporters before Saturday's start of the two-day Power of Four Louis Vuitton PursesMountain Bike Race in Aspen, Colorado."I've got five great kids, I've got a great lady in my life. I've gotLouis Vuitton Outlet a wonderful foundation that is completely unaffected by any noise out there and we're going to continue to do our job,
After years of challenging
Coach Outletdoping accusations -- and two days after giving up that fight -- Lance Armstrong said Saturday that he has no worries and, in fact, feels "more at ease now than I have in 10 years."Coach Factory OnlineThe native Texan has long been one of the dominant forces in the cycling world, including amassing an unprecedented seven Tour de France titles. But his championship legacy,Coach Factory Outlet Online as well as those prestigious wins, may now be history after Armstrong announced Thursday that he would not participate in what he called a "one-sided and unfair" Coach Factory Onlineprocess to challenge doping charges brought against him by the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency.
The famed cyclist's Coach Outlet Onlinedecision prompted the USADA to ban the 40-year-old athlete from competition and strip him of his wins dating to 1998, though there is a question of whether the organization has the authorityCoach Outlet Store Online to take such action.Speaking publicly for the first time since announcing his position in a statement,Coach Factory Outlet Online prompting the USADA response, Armstrong insisted he had no worries and was happy and "focused on the future."Coach Factory Outlet"I don't have anything to worry about," he told reporters before Saturday's start of the two-day Power of Four Louis Vuitton PursesMountain Bike Race in Aspen, Colorado."I've got five great kids, I've got a great lady in my life. I've gotLouis Vuitton Outlet a wonderful foundation that is completely unaffected by any noise out there and we're going to continue to do our job,
After years of challenging
Coach Outletdoping accusations -- and two days after giving up that fight -- Lance Armstrong said Saturday that he has no worries and, in fact, feels "more at ease now than I have in 10 years."Coach Factory OnlineThe native Texan has long been one of the dominant forces in the cycling world, including amassing an unprecedented seven Tour de France titles. But his championship legacy,Coach Factory Outlet Online as well as those prestigious wins, may now be history after Armstrong announced Thursday that he would not participate in what he called a "one-sided and unfair" Coach Factory Onlineprocess to challenge doping charges brought against him by the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency.
The famed cyclist's Coach Outlet Onlinedecision prompted the USADA to ban the 40-year-old athlete from competition and strip him of his wins dating to 1998, though there is a question of whether the organization has the authorityCoach Outlet Store Online to take such action.Speaking publicly for the first time since announcing his position in a statement,Coach Factory Outlet Online prompting the USADA response, Armstrong insisted he had no worries and was happy and "focused on the future."Coach Factory Outlet"I don't have anything to worry about," he told reporters before Saturday's start of the two-day Power of Four Louis Vuitton PursesMountain Bike Race in Aspen, Colorado."I've got five great kids, I've got a great lady in my life. I've gotLouis Vuitton Outlet a wonderful foundation that is completely unaffected by any noise out there and we're going to continue to do our job,
Congrat peoples! LMAO
It looks easy but it's not. Congrats guys! Lmao
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"CAUTION: Delusion ahead." MK
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@ Deb - thank you! :)
Congrats, Wieners!!! <3
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Congrats to all! lunamor, so simple - so perfect! WTG!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Remaking The Golden Girls with the cast of Sex in the City did not go as well as Ryan Seacrest hoped.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Vibrator instructions must have be complicated.
Four Golden Girl Scouts have a little fun before the Scouts' annual Matchbox Cock Race.
Instagram's new wiener filter.
Mama Kris and the three eldest Kardashians are in costume auditioning for their first ever movie together...I smell an Oscar!
Despite the effort of distract audience attention by changing the band name from Spice Girls to Spice Milfs and sucking cock, still everybodys gonna notice Scary Spice is missing.
Spit is the devils lube
http://devilslube.tumblr.com
-...Ademas yo quiero aclarar que la Dra. Juanita Gutierrez del Anexo 43, para ayuda a enfermos mentales y drogadictos, no tuvo nada que ver con lo que a mi me paso...-
A glimpse inside the lesbian wing of The Marcus Bachmann Institute For Gettin' Right With Jesus and Prayin' the Gay Away.
Brad Pitt's mom is taking her support for traditional marriage a bit far these days.
Despite helpful cooking segments, the Playboy Channel's version of The View never really took off.
On tonight's Very Special Episode of The Golden Girls, Dorothy Zbornak shows the roomies how she bit the tip off of Stanley's wiener. Then all the old bitches eat cheesecake. The end.
Todd Akin's litmus test to determine which women swallow versus those who legitimately dont...
4 Girls, 1 Cunt
Sex in the city part 7...the golden years.
And this year's photoshop award for best movie poster goes to "Sex And The City 3: Why Bother Trying With Clever Innuendo Anymore"
Tired of all the scandal Eric Cantor arranged a new learning module for wives at the upcoming Republican National Convention, "Swallows are not just for San Juan Capistrano anymore." Ironically, male enrollment outstripped female.
Grandma and Mom show 'em how it's done.
She blamed it on helping an old lady, but watching a wiener-eating contest is what really caused Rosie O'Donnell's heart attack.
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"Being a fucking idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture because you're rewarded significantly." ~~ Jon Hamm
I don't think the They plump up when you blow 'em
ad is gonna go over to well.
Don't worry! You don't need to respond.
Party-goer #1: "Too bad we don't have some kind of ramp to blow these wieners down."
Party-goer #2: "Oh look, there's some pool siding! We got ourselves a blow race! Who's going to see us and give a shit?! hahhaha, Right?"
12yro wise ass kid of Party-goer #1: "Smile for Twitter!"
Brittany Spears releases her down-home bachelorette party photos. Earlier they had a cheeto putang-pop-out challenge.
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“When I ask how old your toddler is, I don't need to hear '27 months.' He's two. He's not a cheese. And I didn't really care in the first place.” -George Carlin (RIP MCA and C.Hitchens) *caprica six was/is here*
The jewish woman's greatest dilemma...
....free pork franks.
She wore a Raspberry Beret...the kind you find at the Second Clap Store.
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Don't get Paula Dean's sausages mixed up with Jimmy Dean's. embarrassing.
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"And it won't be a lion, a tin man and a scarecrow! It'll be you lying down, and ten men making you a scared ho.....Wizard of ASS!" - Betty White
The East St. Louis Armour Meat Packing Plant is proud to sponsor the Akin-Wiener Luge Race for the Cure
The Meisani Sister
"Throwing Up Kardashian"
Try though they may, no woman will ever laugh harder, longer, or better than Phyllis Diller.
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The original inspiration for The Hunger Games.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
Thirty years later, the Spice Girls reunite once more. Unfortunately, Posh would not attend for fear that she might consume a hot dog.
Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.
To protest Bob Evans' policy against oral sex, "Suck Offs" were held at many of the sausage giant's locations.
Guess which wiener is going to reach the finish line first ?
All of them!
DUH
You take the good, you take the bad
You take em both and there you have
The franks of life.
The ladies were feeling good about the deepthroating race, until Lindsay Lohan strolled up to the platform, carrying the 14 inch Black Stallion. The master had returned.
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
On second thought, maybe letting women into Augusta National Golf Club wasn't a good idea after all.
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
And now for the main event: the downhill skeet-ing!
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
At the Dina Lohan Academy, students will get a hands on course guaranteed for suckcess.
Don't worry! You don't need to respond.
The Hunger Games. Emphasis on the "hung."
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
This week's book club assignment is "Fifty Shades of Grey," ladies!
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
Sex and the City 4: Enough Already
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
The Lohans save good money by getting their Christmas cards done in August.
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Taints (working title).
The real reason Rosie had a heart attack.