Would You Hit It?
When one of my cousins was a kid, he got lice from some brats at school, or maybe he got it from me since I've always been a dirty bitch. I don't know, but my auntie really didn't want to spend her hard-earned money on buying RID at the drugstore, so she tried to get rid of his piojitos the zero budget way by shaving his entire head. You know, because lice will magically pick up all their shit and move to another kid's head when the forest of hairs they live in is mowed down. What I'm trying to say is that it didn't work and she had to buy RID anyway. Anyway, my guess is that Harrison Ford pulled a move like my auntie and was too cheap to buy RID so he just tried to shave the lice away. That's why he had a shaved dome while eating dinner with Gary Oldman in Philadelphia the other night. Yeah, that's totally why.
And duh, I'd put on a slutty smoke monster costume, call Harrison Ford "John Locke" and hit it.
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Dude, buy the plugs, buy the rugs. Without hair, you iz the fugs.
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HF: FUCK NO
GO: FUCK JEAH!!!!!!!! He's my freebie!!
He looks like a chunkie version of Steve Jobs.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 5:07pm.
I know! Hard to believe the season is about over! Last weeks epi was so-so. I was kinda bored. Hopefully tonight will be better.
EC -- someone must be wringing out her panties after seeing "The Bourne Legacy." Actually, I would be, too, but it would be after seeing David Strathairn in the same movie; I love him so much! He looks a lot like my bf, so that's why I dig him.
I guess I'll have to do my mini recap of "True Blood" tomorrow. Can you believe there's only 2 episodes left?
Hi Twatty!
Not much, just recovering from the hotness of Jeremy Renner after seeing The Bourne Legacy yesterday.
What's up in your world?
True Blood tonight. Also Hell on Wheels and that new BBC drama, Copper starts tonight! So much good viewing!
Oh, Indy, what did you do!? With hair, you looked so much better.
the crewcut is not the look on harrison. he looks ancient, a lot like my great-grandfather who died at the age of over-ninety
Dog -- I know, that fucking Calista Fuckhart sucked the hot out of him. But still, he's fucking Harrison Ford, and yeah, I'd hit it until the cows came home!!!
Lisbet -- yeah, I keep getting those stupid script errors -- it's so fucking annoying!!!
EC -- hey, baby, what's shaking???
Never thought I would say this but- take the r out of Gary Oldman and that about sums up this picture.
Supporting same sex marriage is hateful? What.
(I currently have a crush on someone twice my age, so I'm definitely not making fun of aging.)
Submitted by cici on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 4:18pm.
Can someone explain why expressing support for same sex marriage is hateful, but making fun of someone who is older than 40 is funny?
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WTF are you even talking about?
Can someone explain why expressing support for same sex marriage is hateful, but making fun of someone who is older than 40 is funny?
He's 70, what do you expect...? He looks mighty fine for 70.
I'm more sad about Gary Oldman really starting to live up to his name (though I still would).
He looks and sounds like Gov. Moonbeams. At least he's not wearing that dumbass earring.
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It's just fun to say "Pussy Riot."
Harrison Ford is sexy at any age.
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Submitted by annobanano on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 4:10pm.
Nope - but I would do vile, unspeakable things to Gary Oldman.
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Nassy hoor.
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Nope - but I would do vile, unspeakable things to Gary Oldman.
40 year old Harrison was hot as all fuck. Aging sucks.
He doesn't look a day over 300.
LOL @ Mickey!
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 4:00pm.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 3:58pm.
"I'd hit that until he broke a hip."
Sounds like a minute well spent.
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Ahahaha--- good thing, because I have the attention span of a gnat!
He has lost all appeal. He looks like my peepaw and I have a lot of years on me.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 3:58pm.
"I'd hit that until he broke a hip."
Sounds like a minute well spent.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
This is what dating Calista Flockhart does to a man.
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OT: is anyone else getting those "Internet Script Error" messages every time they try to move from the page?
I'd hit that until he broke a hip.
errr... no
No granddad issues here
*licks screen*
Actually, I'm just glad he's not doing the John Travolta wig thing.
LOL @ Evil's detailed facial analysis.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
AND Gary Oldman is looking like his sister Big Mo! (this only works if you watch Eastenders)
Who the fuck is this old man?
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This dude is falling apart. He's got a wart on the side of his nose, his nose simply wants to reside on the right side of his face, he's got Rosacea, and his ears are trying to escape from his head.
Props to Callista Flockart waking up to that old saggy mess every morning!
Submitted by LaChaylo on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 3:41pm.
Salut, LaChaylo!
Yup, by the looks of it it's diaper duty time for Calista.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
You are no Ben Kingsley.... far from it...
I thought Gandhi was dead.
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Mickey, hola!! You know, I thought the same thing for a sec. However, Captain Picard rocked it much better. Han Solo has entered grumpy pepaw territory with this look.
Christ he looks old.
Channeling Jean-Luc Picard?
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Who are you calling silly cow?