Would You Hit It?
When one of my cousins was a kid, he got lice from some brats at school, or maybe he got it from me since I've always been a dirty bitch. I don't know, but my auntie really didn't want to spend her hard-earned money on buying RID at the drugstore, so she tried to get rid of his piojitos the zero budget way by shaving his entire head. You know, because lice will magically pick up all their shit and move to another kid's head when the forest of hairs they live in is mowed down. What I'm trying to say is that it didn't work and she had to buy RID anyway. Anyway, my guess is that Harrison Ford pulled a move like my auntie and was too cheap to buy RID so he just tried to shave the lice away. That's why he had a shaved dome while eating dinner with Gary Oldman in Philadelphia the other night. Yeah, that's totally why.
And duh, I'd put on a slutty smoke monster costume, call Harrison Ford "John Locke" and hit it.
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Aging sucks, but like someone said, HF still looks real and not like a stretched plastic version of himself.
Glasses...no glasses - as long as I have a face, Gary will ALWAYS have a place to sit!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 7:48pm.
I dunno Louise, he looks like a nursing home patient to me, in the latter stages of Alzheimer's.
*boards bus to hell*
Eh...what is this?? He looks like a peepaw who gets jumped on the train, but little do the muggers know, he was a Marine and beats the crap out of them.
"Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 6:53pm.
GG, KiKi, Gary really needs to get back to Dark Knight form. Agreed!"
It's the stupid glasses. There was a picture of him in July during the Dark Knight Rises promotion pre-Aurora in EW and he looked like his regular sexy self. I actually kept the issue for him *Shamefaced*
He also had a great quote about how he was watching the 100 meters in the Olympics because he just wanted to know who the fastest person in the world was. Oh GARY!
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Submitted by Hekki on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 6:56pm.
He used to be SO HOTTT.
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Yes. The shaved head isn't too hot on him. But I've gotta give him props: he hasn't been stretched, nipped and tucked like Sly, Mickey Rourke, Bruce Jenner et al. He's got a turkey wattle and he's proud of it, ahaha.
Being confident about yourself is sexy in itself.
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He used to be SO HOTTT.
GG, KiKi, Gary really needs to get back to Dark Knight form. Agreed!
MK, love how you said "piojitos" lollolllol ღღღ
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Would I hit it?
PROBABLY.
*pushes Calista over the balcony*
Love,
Mabel
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 6:33pm.
It would suck to have all your beeswax known and what's worse would be those nasty, disgruntled assistants spreading gossip.
"I agree, fidelity isn't commonplace in Hollywood, no matter what the "happy couples" would like you to think. There is so much shit that goes on in Tinsel Town, we have no idea! It is a sick, nasty place!"
Agreed Evil. I could never be an actor or in that business. I work with assholes at my job too (thankfully few and far between). I can't imagine how infuriating it would be to see your work nemesis to be fawned over by the naive masses. *shrugs* I probably like some actors that are shitheads in real life. Oh well, ignorance is bliss!
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 6:27pm.
I detect someone being argumentative.
Please, let's just press the "ignore" button on each other. K?
Enjoy your beautiful day.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 6:22pm.
How about let's not get into a pissing match? I wasn't referring to his marriages when I said 'faithful'. I was talking about his working with kids, which I should have clarified in my first post.
I don't care about any celebrity relationships enough to have internet feuds over them. Maybe their marriage was long over before they started the paperwork, maybe it wasn't.
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 6:23pm.
I know. All I said was he wasn't faithful, and you would have thought I called her a nasty name and cursed her family! *shrugs* Whatever!
I agree, fidelity isn't commonplace in Hollywood, no matter what the "happy couples" would like you to think. There is so much shit that goes on in Tinsel Town, we have no idea! It is a sick, nasty place!
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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 6:17pm.
I had no idea he was married before Melissa Mathison, who he did cheat on, which it was widely known in Hollywood, but hey, let's not discuss that as I do not want to offend anyone's delicate sensibilities this Sunday."
HAHAHAH. Yeah, she took that really personally. I know this is the internet and all and people fly off the handle over trivial things, but whatever happened to agree to disagree?
I think a lot of actors are fidelity challenged. *shrugs*
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
I agree, why is Gary hanging out with those dorks?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
He looks like my dearly departed papa!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Nice moobs, Harry.
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"Gary Oldman needs to ditch those oldies, they're cramping his style! BIG TIME!"
Those goddamn glasses! *shakes fist* He needs to wear his 'Dark Knight' glasses or just wear contacts. He has really bright blue eyes which you can't see because of FUCKING glasses! DAMNIT GARY!
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 6:17pm.
I had no idea he was married before Melissa Mathison, who he did cheat on, which it was widely known in Hollywood, but hey, let's not discuss that as I do not want to offend anyone's delicate sensibilities this Sunday.
Yeah, Damon is likable but he just doesn't do it for me on screen.
LOL@ "flexible use" ITA!
NO! WOULD.NOT.HIT!
Gary Oldman needs to ditch those oldies, they're cramping his style! BIG TIME!
@KiKi, let's stage an intervention sister!
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Evil - his second wife was Melissa, first Mary. I'm pretty sure you're right on the cheating part. I think he cheated on both wives. LOL forever over spider's flexible use of 'faithful'. Uh...OK! You should have just told her that you're using 'argumentative' in your own special way and in your lexicon it does not actually mean pushing for disagreement.
Evil - yet again, our mind twin powers have activated. I won't pay for Damon in a movie either. He seems nice enough and he's a serviceable enough movie star, but he's definitely not a draw for me.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 5:35pm.
I really liked it. It delved more into the scientific stuff, which went a long way to explaining things. I know some have criticized it for not being action packed enough, but I thought it was very action packed, and I liked the relationship his character had with Rachel Weisz.
I am not a Matt Damon fan, and the other Bourne movies I only watched because they came on HBO. I would never pay to see Damon in anything, because I don;t find him to be that great of an actor. He was good in Good Will Hunting and The Departed, but anything else, he has sucked, IMO. No offense to Damon dlisted fans.
Submitted by bambam on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 5:59pm.
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Don't sweat it, MK is trying to TOUGHEN YOU UP for the day he features The Duchess of Alba's UNLEASHED PUSSY RIOT!!! It's coming... please prepare yourself... lmao
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He made a lot of good fun movies...he's old now!
Don't worry! You don't need to respond.
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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 6:07pm.
Oh FFS, get over yourself. No one was trying to argue.
Let's just ignore each other from now on if you perceive one statement as argumentative. Enjoy your beautiful day.
By the way her name was Melissa, not Mary.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 6:00pm.
It's a beautiful Sunday here, and I'm not going to argue with anyone EC. I wasn't in that marriage with him and Mary. I would assume that you and any and all tabloids weren't either.
Btw, my use of faithful is my use...doesn't mean I was referring to marriage/relationships/aliens/religion/whatever.
Never thought he was handsome to begin with so nope
submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
DEFINITELY HE LOOKS GREAT FOR A 70 YEAR OLD....
If stick-like insect Calista can, so can I. Both him and Oldman.
"Submitted by crazyinjapan on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 5:49pm.
I can look into his eyes and see that Harrison's soul is in need of a Pussy Riot."
LOL crazyinjapan. Those poor girls. The Russian govt brings their A-Game when it comes to oppression.
"Oh hey now. Some men look seriously hot as baldies."
True, dog, but more often than not they look like Vader without his helmet.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 5:41pm.
Actually, faithful is a bit if a stretch, considering his cheating ways ended his first marriage.
One day MK talks about Jennifer Lawrence giving blow jobs to save the world, when my mind settles around that great thought I scroll down to see the lips and tongue of Stallone's 90 yr old mother.
Today MK asks if HF is still hittable and he must be to some so I try to search for whatever it is that he still has going for him. And with that frame of mind still lingering I scroll down and see this guy in heels, in a wig with a tight body and.....Dammit MK, you better stop fucking with my head.
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I can look into his eyes and see that Harrison's soul is in need of a Pussy Riot.
I'd hit Gary Oldman. Any time, any place. *swoon*
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Submitted by mike on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 5:46pm.
I have a innate distrust of guys who choose to shave their heads. It's like a last-ditch attempt at individuality or something.
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Oh hey now. Some men look seriously hot as baldies.
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Submitted by Poopele on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 5:43pm.
Submitted by cici
Can someone explain why expressing support for same sex marriage is hateful, but making fun of someone who is older than 40 is funny?
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Because in one case you have a dick up some ass, but in the other case you are making an ass of some dick.
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Submitted by Kizzy on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 5:24pm.
Dude, buy the plugs, buy the rugs. Without hair, you iz the fugs.
lol!
I have a innate distrust of guys who choose to shave their heads. It's like a last-ditch attempt at individuality or something.
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Submitted by cici
Can someone explain why expressing support for same sex marriage is hateful, but making fun of someone who is older than 40 is funny?
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Because in one case you have a dick up some ass, but in the other case you are making an ass of some dick.
He looks like that old guy who was the head of that crazy Heaven's Gate cult.
He's still attractive at 70. I wouldn't hit it, because...he's 70 and he presently sleeps with a stick figure (Calista Flockhart). I would have in his Regarding Henry, Patriot Games, Witness, Sabrina, Working Girl, The Devil's Own, Air Force One days though.
He shaved is hair off for this role with Gary Oldman in Paranoia. This is what he will look like when his hair grows back:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Harrison_Ford_Cannes.jpg
He is, by most accounts, a kind, faithful, involved man who can actually act to earn his millions. He stays away from paparazzi and scandal.
I've got no shade for this guy, except he's married to Calista. But who knows...maybe she's a gem personality-wise, with a problem putting weight on.
IE sucks out loud. Use Firefox.
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Everyone knows where I would land on this issue: directly on top of Gary Oldman.
Harrison Ford was the first man I ever loved, but he seems like a mean, humorless, old bastard in real life, so pass.
Evil - how was the new Bourne? I know this is blasphemy, but I didn't care for the first one, so I'm kind of reluctant to see it. Although I want to support our pocket-sized lovah. Decisions, decisions.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Lice can not live on a clean shaven head. They will fall off.
And Harrison looks much better without the stupid ear ring.
SCRIPT ERRORS!!!! anyone else getting them ALL the time on here using IE?
For some no name 70 yr old guy walking around the development in his track suit he looks ok, but for Harrison Ford he looks dreadful!
I thought for sure he would age better than Clint Eastwood, but nope old Blondie has Indy beat.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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Fuck he got OLD!