But Where Oh Where Are The Pictures Of Prince Hot Ginge's Nipples? (UPDATE: Picture Proof That PHG Was There!)
Here's JLo giving Casper Smart the silent treatment just minutes after he got kicked out of the pool for making a poopy in the shallow end. How was Casper supposed to know that sometimes a fart brings a friend? They didn't teach him that in potty training class! JLo so should've left Casper in her hotel suite with her other kids, but she didn't want him crawling away to the nearest gay glory hole.
Never mind that JLo is at a pool party at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas and is wearing the most clothes I've ever seen her wear, the real story here is that apparently Prince Hot Ginge was at this party and I couldn't find one picture of his Red Hot nipples melting under the sun.
E! News says that the Bellagio fountain squirted higher than usual yesterday, because royal panty cream-inducer Prince Hot Ginge was in Las Vegas and partied at that pool party JLo hosted. Some source who was there had this to say:
"It was his first Vegas pool party. He was with a group of around six to seven friends and just wanted to have fun with the boys. He was in town to take a break and have fun. He was letting loose, and swimming and dancing to the music. It was great to see him acting like any normal guy. Harry and his friends even had a blow up whale in their area, they were just fooling around and joking and having some drinks and just enjoying themselves."
Okay, whores will whip out their phones to take multiple pictures of their stupid food and they'll post that shit to Twitter like people care, and yet I can't find one picture of PHG making the pool water boil by sticking his toes in there? What is wrong with people?! If a topless PHG is in front of you and you do not have a recording device to capture that important moment in history, you grab a napkin, prick your finger and draw that image in BLOOD! Or maybe PHG isn't in Las Vegas. Maybe it was really Carrot Top with his hair pulled back into a bun, because I confuse the two all the time.
The only way we'll know if PHG is really in Las Vegas is if all the lights dim tonight to honor the ultimate dome of luminous light on his head.
UPDATE: YAAAAASSSS! Thanks to KHx for dropping the tingles on me by sending in a picture of PHG partying in Vegas on Saturday. No, my eyes aren't burning from getting poked by his nipples, but he is showing his royal pits and doing the douche pose, so I'll take what I can get.
You know, I CAN'T with PHG's friend. If PHG is sitting on your shoulders, you pray to be possessed by a demon so that your head can do the Exorcist head twist right into his crotch. Or you pray to the gods above to give you a mouth on the back of your neck.
UPDATE #2: If you need me, I'll be sitting at The Sun all day, because they have PHG nipple pictures complete with his five-lane happy trail. Today is also the day that I'm actually jealous of a giant beach ball, a giant beach ball that is probably knocked up with little ginger ball babies now.
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It makes me LOL because he thinks he's so cool and such a celebrity but he doesn't get that once she drops him, not only will he be a nobody again, she is guaranteed to blackball him in the industry so he'll never get another job. Look what she did to Cris Judd.
And I LOL at her because she looks beyond desperate and pathetic dating a fetus.
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I must say I'm surprised at how long Rebound Boi here has been able to stay in the game. I have to tip my hat to his gold digging skilz cause let's face it, I don't think a single one of us would have given him this long if we were laying down mony money!
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 6:32pm.
I'd do better than that, if I had to look over at that, AFTER plucking my own eyeballs out, I would commence in beating him about that mug with a claw hammer!
Too drastic????
Casper is smart, at no point does he look directly at the server while she engages Jellopatra with the drink. He has learned to stare at boobs without looking at them, LOL Wily ghost that Caspa... but those shorts... NO
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 6:29pm.
Happy Sunday Dog!
Yeah, it totally confuses the fuck out of me why she would lower herself to be with that ugly midget! He looks like a sex offender!
Dog -- I've heard that about her, too. Yeah, he is so ugly; total derp face, too. If I looked across my pillow and saw his face, I'd throw up.
If you look up the word "duurrrrr" in the dictionary, the synonym would be "Casper Smart".
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She looks amazing. There. Something nice.
Also, she will never care about anyone but herself, and yes, that includes her kids.
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What is her fascination with him? I don't care how good the sex is, having to look across the pillow at THAT couldn't make up for it.
I once read that she has a rep for being great in the sack until they marry her and then she refuses everything except granting him missionary once in a while.
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I'm sure the royal body guards broke the hands of anyone trying to take pictures of PHG going buck wild in Vegas.
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She reeks of desperation!
That Casper dude is so ugly, I am actually embarrassed for her!
Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 6:20pm.
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Mani!! :)
And I was reading about your heroism--- well done!! ♥♥♥
Jennifer Lopez has a hot bod and all but she's also 43-years-old. There comes a time when outfits like this are just ridiculous for your age- I don't care how good you think you look. She needs to take a look at the calendar.
This has been bothering me for a while now. Why do some of the words in my comments appear as links? Does anyone know?
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Thumb #6 could be a Caption This photo.
Submitted by islandgirl on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 6:13pm.
Yes IG! I think their only real convos are probably like FUCK ME CASPER and OK JLo, I need your credit card again.
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Seriously LaChaylo, you hit the nail on the head.
Any bets to see how long she drags this bull shit out? I say he's gone by xmas.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
She can suck my dick.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
She's about as into him as a smelly sock. They definitely look more like mother and son than bf and gf.
"But, mooooom, I want to go swim in the big kid pool!!"
"Shut up, Casper, can't you see people are taking pictures of me? And not without your floaties!"
Not one picture shows them making eye contact, let alone talking to each other. A picture speaks a thousand words and all that...
Pink checked shorts? Gay.
And she looks like a street corner hooker from pre-Giuliani Times Square.
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I'd rather play with the blow up whale then hang with these two.
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She's making Michelle Rodriguez look girly in the first pic.
2 WORDS ABOUT HER SO-CALLED TOY-BOY: TOTALLY GAY.... NOT TO SAY SHE LOOKS LIKE A TOTAL MAN IN THE 1ST PHOTO, SO SOMEHOW THEY MUST GET ALONG....
What is wrong with her? This dude is FUG, too
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.