But Where Oh Where Are The Pictures Of Prince Hot Ginge's Nipples? (UPDATE: Picture Proof That PHG Was There!)
Here's JLo giving Casper Smart the silent treatment just minutes after he got kicked out of the pool for making a poopy in the shallow end. How was Casper supposed to know that sometimes a fart brings a friend? They didn't teach him that in potty training class! JLo so should've left Casper in her hotel suite with her other kids, but she didn't want him crawling away to the nearest gay glory hole.
Never mind that JLo is at a pool party at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas and is wearing the most clothes I've ever seen her wear, the real story here is that apparently Prince Hot Ginge was at this party and I couldn't find one picture of his Red Hot nipples melting under the sun.
E! News says that the Bellagio fountain squirted higher than usual yesterday, because royal panty cream-inducer Prince Hot Ginge was in Las Vegas and partied at that pool party JLo hosted. Some source who was there had this to say:
"It was his first Vegas pool party. He was with a group of around six to seven friends and just wanted to have fun with the boys. He was in town to take a break and have fun. He was letting loose, and swimming and dancing to the music. It was great to see him acting like any normal guy. Harry and his friends even had a blow up whale in their area, they were just fooling around and joking and having some drinks and just enjoying themselves."
Okay, whores will whip out their phones to take multiple pictures of their stupid food and they'll post that shit to Twitter like people care, and yet I can't find one picture of PHG making the pool water boil by sticking his toes in there? What is wrong with people?! If a topless PHG is in front of you and you do not have a recording device to capture that important moment in history, you grab a napkin, prick your finger and draw that image in BLOOD! Or maybe PHG isn't in Las Vegas. Maybe it was really Carrot Top with his hair pulled back into a bun, because I confuse the two all the time.
The only way we'll know if PHG is really in Las Vegas is if all the lights dim tonight to honor the ultimate dome of luminous light on his head.
UPDATE: YAAAAASSSS! Thanks to KHx for dropping the tingles on me by sending in a picture of PHG partying in Vegas on Saturday. No, my eyes aren't burning from getting poked by his nipples, but he is showing his royal pits and doing the douche pose, so I'll take what I can get.
You know, I CAN'T with PHG's friend. If PHG is sitting on your shoulders, you pray to be possessed by a demon so that your head can do the Exorcist head twist right into his crotch. Or you pray to the gods above to give you a mouth on the back of your neck.
UPDATE #2: If you need me, I'll be sitting at The Sun all day, because they have PHG nipple pictures complete with his five-lane happy trail. Today is also the day that I'm actually jealous of a giant beach ball, a giant beach ball that is probably knocked up with little ginger ball babies now.
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 8:46pm.
I dont do public pools. It's just human stew if you ask me. I dont need your husbands doo doo flakes going in my eye.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 8:51pm.
Hahaha! Yeah, really, like swimming in what you are in would really change your mind!
Marathon, triathlon, decathlon, anything with a "lon" in it, you can count me out!
I have boobs, and those babies do NOT like me to run~ Not even in one of those "sports" bras. Not happening!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 8:31pm.
Don't fool yourself, Wynn is chockabock full of skanks, too. A good low key one is Luxor or Monte Carlo. Under the radar and you can actually relax.
And I agree with all of you about the pools, I do my standard issue 4 times a week Zumba, so I don't mind being in a bathing suit...its just too fucking hot here for that shit and I can't deal with douches and $16 pina coladas when its fucking 124 degrees. But, I live in Vegas, and I am always stuck hauling one of my friends who is visiting me down to some fucking pool for some fucking scene where they get to yell "Vegas, Baby!" every now and then. Although, I will NEVER partake in Rehab...that shit is foul and I am in my 30's.
The only thing more sad than Liquid paying someone to appear at their pool party is the girl or guy that goes to liquid to see that D-Lister...so I normally stay out of all that.
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Cuppy- Me either. I don't even own a bathing a suit. LOL
Earlier in the summer one of my friends was trying to convince me to participate in a triathlon. First off, my ass can hardly run 5-10 minutes without feeling like I'm going to die. Second, I told her that I took a solemn vow to spare the world me in a bathing suit. She said, "Oh, you just swim in what you run in!" Like this was a selling point?? Needless to say, I did not participate.
I dont do public pools. It's just human stew if you ask me. I dont need your husbands doo doo flakes going in my eye.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
idgi. I know she doesn't have the AI gig anymore, but she must have enough money to buy herself a better looking boy-toy. He's just ... ick.
PHG was just there to get some ass and get drunk, I doubt he gives any fucks about J.Lo.
YAY for the pic of PHG enjoying himself in Vegas! Yup, exorcist head twist MK, ALL THE WAY! oLOL!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 8:32pm.
Me neither. I have not been in a public pool since I stayed at The Princess hotel in Scottsdale, back in 2000. It was empty and the resort was not terribly busy, so I "think" it was safe.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 8:31pm.
I generally don't do pools at all. People are just gross.
Submitted by luvmehateme on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 8:24pm.
Vegas pools skeer me! I mean I MIGHT take a dip in the pool at Wynn and not worry too much, but you could not PAY me to hop in the cesspool of Wet Republic or Rehab. NUH UH, No way, no how!
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 8:00pm.
Wet Republic...isnt that were douches and out right whores go to frolick in a pool and show off their bodies?
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Yes, but you forgot to add out of work actors and z listers, or do they qualify as douches and out right whores?
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...And their hangers-on. I live in Vegas and it is a sight. The other one is Rehab at Hard Rock. There is not enough chlorine in the world to wash the smell of chlamydia, despair and bad decisions off you after a dip in that shit pool.
"I'll rip your tongue out of your mouth...and lick my balls with it!"
"...oooh those tacos taste so GOOD I'm just Jenny from da HOOD...."
South Park needs to re-visit this woman.
"....oh Ben you are so perfect, so spectacularrrrr in every way, you make me forget all about TACOS ooh tacos! so yummy in my tummy...."
PHG needs a vacation after 2 weeks of Olympics watching.
This relationship is such BS at least with Asston and Demi, I think he actually did love her.
Don't worry! You don't need to respond.
We have ginge!!!
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 8:00pm.
Wet Republic...isnt that were douches and out right whores go to frolick in a pool and show off their bodies?
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Yes, but you forgot to add out of work actors and z listers, or do they qualify as douches and out right whores?
*stares at ILovePapaSmurf's ass*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Wet Republic...isnt that were douches and out right whores go to frolick in a pool and show off their bodies?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
JLo looks beautiful and very sexy. I hate those type of shoes with the high, high heel. Are they called espadrilles?? I see a lot of girls around NYC in cute outfits but that high stacked heel makes them look cheap. On most girls that outfit wouldn't work at any age, but she makes it look good.
I hope she's edging closer to giving that gold digger the boot.
Submitted by little_rascal on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 7:29pm.
Agree!
But of course she's dragging the requisite white Hermes Birkin to the pool party. I hate those "Look, I'm rich!!!" bags.
I do think she's really pretty and has a great body, but she just reeks of insecurity. Like she HAS to be recognized as the prettiest, richest, sexiest, etc. in the room.
What kind of a fucktard takes a Birkin to a Vegas pool party? How tacky and gauche is that?!
Rule No. 1 of being a Latina woman with a big booty - NEVER WEAR WHITE SHORTS!
It's in the "Latina Handbook" given to every girl as a baby. Come on, JLo.
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I would slaughter a thousand babies for an hour alone with Mike Rowe."
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 7:26pm.
Well, I am sure they wouldn't be paying him 15 million either, plus they have also asked P.Diddy, and several others to join. I was not aware they finalized a deal with Glambert.
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Submitted by SteelCityGirl on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 6:22pm.
There comes a time when outfits like this are just ridiculous for your age...
Yes, and that time it around 8 years old.
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Agree!
But of course she's dragging the requisite white Hermes Birkin to the pool party. I hate those "Look, I'm rich!!!" bags.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 7:11pm.
....plus they wanted more money and Idol told them to take a hike because they weren't bringing in the ratings.
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So they asked ADAM LAMBERT to come on board????? That's an improvement???
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Mamma doesn't look happy...I wonder how long before she kicks Casper to the curb...
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Ughhh... that guy is disgusting
Poor JLo
Is she blind?
Is she lonely?
Is she in her 40s? Oh wait...
Spit is the devils Lube
http://devilslube.tumblr.com/
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Thanks EC. I didnt know the ratings were down. I figured the sheeple were still watching it because of the hoopla they made over her pay and showcasing her "music".
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 7:13pm.
Doggie...nope no date unfortunately, lol. I'll run my next date by you though just to be sure she's worthy:)
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She better be or she'll have many protective Dlisters after her ass!
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Doggie...nope no date unfortunately, lol. I'll run my next date by you though just to be sure she's worthy:)
Whamo, well she definitely looks better WITHOUT her bratty boy. Where's the Hot Mamacita with her stud? Not at the Bellagio. ha!
Ditch the Toddler RIOT!!!
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 7:05pm.
She got fired from Idol??? Do tell.
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Not much to tell. Idol had it's lowest ratings ever this past season, and it was decided they should leave, plus they wanted more money and Idol told them to take a hike because they weren't bringing in the ratings.
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Lol, I was going to say the same thing. Didn't Jon Grosselin do the same when he was trying to make his douchy self happen? Next Saturday she'll be at the new Hootie's Chicken Shack in Raytown, y'all. Come on over and meet you a ceelebrity. Yee Haw!
She got fired from Idol??? Do tell.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Whamo, we went to the Oyster Festival. Lots of fun.
Did you haz a date? Is she worthy of you? Is she IF and Dog approved?
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@ Reason.....duh..sorry lol, I thought you meant real Jello, I don't like her music but as a female goes yes she's pretty, I wouldn't call her ugly that's for sure!
I don't know if you're reading this MK - but I just sent you a pic of PHG in Vegas. You're welcome - from one drunken slutbag to another.
Awww Doggie you know I'll always lurves you:) I've been out and about all weekend so I've not had a chance to see what's up. You have a good weekend, anything exciting going on?
LMAO Whamo, you can't get off that easy, I meant JeLLO in the white shorts, heheheh Thought you'd like Jelly from the block. No?
Hi you doin'?
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Wow, JHO Bag went down the entertainment ladder quickly. Don't people like Heidi Montag and Kendra host these silly parties? She gets fired from Idol, her 'greatest hits' album sold poorly and her ticket sales tanked. I guess this low class no talent whore has to do this to get people to go see her lip sync and have seizures on stage, all while looking like a glittery overstuffed chorizo sausage in that sweaty disgusting catsuit. By the way, where are her kids? Being ignored as usual, thanks mamacita!
She Stinks!
@ Reason.....yes I like Jello for sure:) Raspberry Jello is the Bomb!
From the looks of it Casper may be on his way to the unemployed boy toy line.
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Submitted by SteelCityGirl on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 6:22pm.
There comes a time when outfits like this are just ridiculous for your age...
Yes, and that time it around 8 years old.
If it's a party, how come J-Lo isn't having any fun?
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It's just fun to say "Pussy Riot."
Whamo, I've missed your attentions!
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LMFPO at "sometimes a fart brings a friend"!!!
Whamo, tell the truth, do you like Jello? *barfs* hehehehe
Hi Whamo!
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Hi Twatty!! *waves*
Casper's face on a pillow? For why think those AWFUL thoughts? Meloni, Twatty... , think Meloni... there that's better! hahahaha
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