But Where Oh Where Are The Pictures Of Prince Hot Ginge's Nipples? (UPDATE: Picture Proof That PHG Was There!)
Here's JLo giving Casper Smart the silent treatment just minutes after he got kicked out of the pool for making a poopy in the shallow end. How was Casper supposed to know that sometimes a fart brings a friend? They didn't teach him that in potty training class! JLo so should've left Casper in her hotel suite with her other kids, but she didn't want him crawling away to the nearest gay glory hole.
Never mind that JLo is at a pool party at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas and is wearing the most clothes I've ever seen her wear, the real story here is that apparently Prince Hot Ginge was at this party and I couldn't find one picture of his Red Hot nipples melting under the sun.
E! News says that the Bellagio fountain squirted higher than usual yesterday, because royal panty cream-inducer Prince Hot Ginge was in Las Vegas and partied at that pool party JLo hosted. Some source who was there had this to say:
"It was his first Vegas pool party. He was with a group of around six to seven friends and just wanted to have fun with the boys. He was in town to take a break and have fun. He was letting loose, and swimming and dancing to the music. It was great to see him acting like any normal guy. Harry and his friends even had a blow up whale in their area, they were just fooling around and joking and having some drinks and just enjoying themselves."
Okay, whores will whip out their phones to take multiple pictures of their stupid food and they'll post that shit to Twitter like people care, and yet I can't find one picture of PHG making the pool water boil by sticking his toes in there? What is wrong with people?! If a topless PHG is in front of you and you do not have a recording device to capture that important moment in history, you grab a napkin, prick your finger and draw that image in BLOOD! Or maybe PHG isn't in Las Vegas. Maybe it was really Carrot Top with his hair pulled back into a bun, because I confuse the two all the time.
The only way we'll know if PHG is really in Las Vegas is if all the lights dim tonight to honor the ultimate dome of luminous light on his head.
UPDATE: YAAAAASSSS! Thanks to KHx for dropping the tingles on me by sending in a picture of PHG partying in Vegas on Saturday. No, my eyes aren't burning from getting poked by his nipples, but he is showing his royal pits and doing the douche pose, so I'll take what I can get.
You know, I CAN'T with PHG's friend. If PHG is sitting on your shoulders, you pray to be possessed by a demon so that your head can do the Exorcist head twist right into his crotch. Or you pray to the gods above to give you a mouth on the back of your neck.
UPDATE #2: If you need me, I'll be sitting at The Sun all day, because they have PHG nipple pictures complete with his five-lane happy trail. Today is also the day that I'm actually jealous of a giant beach ball, a giant beach ball that is probably knocked up with little ginger ball babies now.
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Hekki, I can't stand J Lo either, but she's gorgeous, and looks better with age. Her doctor is a fucking genius.
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The last time I peed in a pool I got in trouble, I guess I should have gotten in the water first:)
Hekki- if my MIL had a pool, I would totally pee it in. Excess vitamin B6 be damned.
Did anyone else notice that she's holding hands with someone on her other side? With her right hand?
I don't swim in general, but I'd never be able to inconspicuously pee in the water. I take 2 B-100's every day. B6 turns your pee highlighter yellow.
Within- I didn't wear a full scale wedding dress either. Just a simple white dress and my husband wore a suit. But there were women who did the full huge, traditional wedding dress. I don't know if they traveled with it or bought it there or what. It seemed like a pain in the ass to me (to travel with it), so I went simple.
OMG I just remembered. The chapel gave us this big bag of samples and coupons for grocery store stuff. So in addition to my bouquet, I had this bag with two full rolls of toilet paper and a mini Tide detergent in it to carry. Thankfully, they gave it to me after the ceremony, so I didn't have to walk down the aisle with it.
Casper is looking very Jersey Shore.
The reason I don't pee in our building's pool is that I'm
still scared that there is a chemical that reacts with pee to turn the water a certain color. I pee in MIL's pool because no one else uses it and it's completely diluted.
I won't swim in a public pool or a lake. I will do the ocean, except that year JFK jr crashed his plane into it because I was freaked out about thinking of his body decomposing in the water and that I was swimming with his corpse (the ocean is a huge graveyard/toilet) but I consider it good for one's skin.
Louise, I believe it, but especially in Vegas where you can get married in any outfit, maybe not everyone would have the full dress to pull it off!
I agree, in Pride and Prejudice Keira looked very good. I've always thought her to be very pretty too. Last movie I saw with her was Last Night which had a LOT of talking... but Guillaume Canet was pretty good in it. ;)
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Night Doggie:)
Weezy.... Isn't she though, I forgot just how pretty she was/is
I don't understand what she is doing with him? maybe its because she can't break away from adolescence that she can't find a real man?
Stupid bitch none the less.
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ubmitted by TexnDoc on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 8:20pm.
"...oooh those tacos taste so GOOD I'm just Jenny from da HOOD...."
South Park needs to re-visit this woman.
"....oh Ben you are so perfect, so spectacularrrrr in every way, you make me forget all about TACOS ooh tacos! so yummy in my tummy...."
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YES!!!!
Favorite episode ever :)
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
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I CANNOT pee in the water........tried while skinny-dipping in a lake and it just would not happen. Had to get out and pee on the ground like all classy ladies.
Submitted by parissucksliterally: "Dear Blowhan,
this woman is 16 years older than you, and her body is smoking hot, and rock solid. You are pathetic."
This is so true.
I can't stand JLo but she is so pretty and has a great body. She takes very good care of herself. She's in it for the long haul. You could never say that about Lindsay.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:19pm
Doggie, you and Evil have incredible willpower:)
and Evil, I did see where you haven't been in a public pool for 12 years:) I'm just saying--most people do whether they are honest about it or not:) Me, that cold water hits me, and well, I can't help it. FYI I don;'t get in public pools very often myself---just thinking about all that piss. My daughter, who lifeguard for 6 years told me all kinds of horror stories. No thank you with the Public Pools:)
Hey Twatty, OR Meloni as the pillow! hahaha Comped rooms, oooooh the fun you'll have so much fun! Have you ever been there?
@EC, in hotels and clubs yes, but not everywhere! lolol
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Keira Knightly is really pretty when she's not skin and bones.
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:36pm.
ubmitted by Dog on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:31pm.
*smacks Whamo upside the head*
Bad Whamo!
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Lol, well doggie if it's any consolation I'm sure it was mostly alcohol.
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ubmitted by Dog on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:31pm.
*smacks Whamo upside the head*
Bad Whamo!
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Lol, well doggie if it's any consolation I'm sure it was mostly alcohol.
A blow up whale? Oh come on -- Jennifer's booty isn't THAT big.
Since we're OPing, the second Pirates movie is on and I have to say Keira Knightly with the extra pounds on her really is quite pretty...that is all:P
Within- We didn't go back to the Luxor, but we went to The Aladdin before it was turned into Planet Hollywood. The hotel was nice (we had this incredibly awesome bathtub), but the service was terrible. We haven't been to Vegas in a billion years.
On our wedding night we ate at a steakhouse in the MGM Grand that had a piano player. While we were walking out he asked us to come back in and sang to us. It was incredibly sweet. The steakhouse (I completely forgot what it was called, this Saturday it will be 12 years!) gave us free dessert, too. If you want free stuff in Vegas, dress up like a bride and groom! After dinner we went and changed, because it was getting awkward. LOL
*smacks Whamo upside the head*
Bad Whamo!
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:24pm.
LOL! I would, maybe you will get an extra night free your next visit!
Have a good one. I'm outtie!
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:19pm.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:12pm.
...Almost everyone pees in a pool...
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I don't.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:20pm.
Twatty, I heard that and douchtards yelling "What happens in Vegas....." every 2 seconds!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:20pm.
Did you and the hubs have a wedding gift of pubes in your bed at the Luxor?
We didn't! I think I should call and complain.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:20pm.
If you are talking about Aria, then you will NOT be free of douches, sorry. It is next to the Cosmopolitan, where there is a bar with a gazillion dollar chandelier and the waitresses wear, literally, a tank top and underwear to serve drinks.
It's nice LOOKING, but you will be lousy with assholes.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:13pm.
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Aww Louise, that's real nice. You ever go back?
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:11pm.
I think this might be the time to suggest you never get near the Ganges.
That's true. I had in mind hot spring-style baths.
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:10pm.
DON'T CAVE IN LOUISE! Be strong and think of your boobies!!!!!!!!!!
Did you and the hubs have a wedding gift of pubes in your bed at the Luxor?
Within & Doggie -- hey, babes!!! Hell, yeah, I'd like Meloni on a pillow, the actual man with his succulent buttocks!!!
Has anyone here stayed at Aura in Las Vegas? I'm suppoed to go next spring with a girlfriend and she get her rooms comped there. It looks nice online and she speaks well of the place. It also looks low-key, not a place where the douchetards are yelling "Vegas, baby!" every 2 seconds.
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:12pm.
...Almost everyone pees in a pool...
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Dear Blowhan,
this woman is 16 years older than you, and her body is smoking hot, and rock solid. You are pathetic.
J Lo looks amazing, Casper looks like the douche he is.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:11pm.
Glad you enjoy dildos!
My absolute favorite is Red Rock, but none of my friends ever stay there because it is "so far" off the strip! Read: 12 miles. But, lately, it has become a bit of a scene, too.
Also don't forget The M, on the far south side of the strip. Very nice, low key and amazing spa and pool and a buffet you will punch a little child in the face for. Look them both up, they are nice places...and hopefully pubic hair free!
And I fucking hate Bellagio, too. I use to like their hotel bar, Caramel, because it was very low key and where we went to pre-game, but it closed.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:14pm.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:09pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:02pm.
Stealthy pubes are the worst. I'd keep thinking one was humping its way across the sheets in my direction waiting to park itself on my upper lip while I sleep
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I WAS TORTURED with thoughts like that, even in my new room! I really wanted to just go to another hotel, but with a free extra night and a new room and some other freebies, I just lived with the horror!
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I just can't.
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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:12pm.
Maybe you missed where I said I have not set foot in a public pool in 12 yrs.
Sorry, but I have NEVER peed in a pool.
Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:09pm.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:02pm.
Stealthy pubes are the worst. I'd keep thinking one was humping its way across the sheets in my direction waiting to park itself on my upper lip while I sleep
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I WAS TORTURED with thoughts like that, even in my new room! I really wanted to just go to another hotel, but with a free extra night and a new room and some other freebies, I just lived with the horror!
Submitted by luvmehateme on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:06pm.
LOL at Dildo Master 4000! I've been to Vegas a few times and I have to say I really like it. You have to go with a group, it's a lot more fun.
Don't worry! You don't need to respond.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 7:36pm.
Rule No. 1 of being a Latina woman with a big booty - NEVER WEAR WHITE SHORTS!
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LOL - speaking of white shorts, tried on a pair of J Lo's cut-off white shorts at Kohl's. Had to show my friend that even in a size 2 there were inches to spare in the ass. No bueno.
We got married in Vegas while we were staying at the Luxor. When I told them at check-in, they upgraded us to a suite free of charge!
ah Evil, you are just adorable! Almost everyone pees in a pool! Maybe you don't but I can assure you, most people do (including me:). I don't do public pools and if I do, man, I scrub scrub scrub in a shower afterwards:)
Submitted by luvmehateme on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:06pm.
Yeah, the bed was turned down for the night and as I drew back the covers further......... GAHHHHHHHHH. If I had found a King Cobra in that bed, it would not have shocked me more.
Believe it or not, I enjoyed my stay at the Mirage best of all, but that was years ago. I HATED the Bellagio, and The Venetian was so/so. Luxor, well, the pubic hair tainted it for me forever, but I will keep Monte Carlo in mind if I go again.
LOL@ the dildo comment.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:08pm.
I think this might be the time to suggest you never get near the Ganges. Dead animals, dead bodies, garbage, feces, urine, cooking grease - it all goes into that river. Which people bathe in and drink, thankyouvrymuch.
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Cuppy- I am so with you. There is a local 5K and I have a feeling this same friend is going to recruit another friend of ours (who is hot and very flirty) to peer pressure me into running it. I have big-ish boobs too and I am married, so I don't think I should be jiggling like that in front of a flirty single male friend.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:02pm.
Stealthy pubes are the worst. I'd keep thinking one was humping its way across the sheets in my direction waiting to park itself on my upper lip while I sleep
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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 8:46pm.
I dont need your husbands doo doo flakes going in my eye
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Doo doo flakes..LMFAO!!!!! Between that and the 9" beaver hairs count me out too!!
Then don't try the public baths in Asia. In the countryside, at least, all sexes and ages, no chlorine, usually no clothes. I never got sick; I figure the heat kills anything.
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Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:02pm.
Submitted by luvmehateme on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 8:57pm.
Funny you should mention Luxor, because I stayed there once and had *gags thinking about it* PUBIC HAIR in mah bed!
I immediately went to the manager and we got an extra night free AND a new room, but it was really hard for me to stay there after finding that initially, even in a new room.
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Oh, Jesus! I would like to say I was surprised, but, it's Vegas, so.....yeah....You are lucky there was not someone's old Dildo Master 4000 still in the bed!
Ah, Vegas. Way to represent.
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Submitted by Dog on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 8:58pm.
I fucking NEVER do gym pools! SHIT NO!
Those old ladies can't even be bothered to covered their beavers and 70's bushes in the locker room, I want no part of what they do in that water knowing people won't notice!
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Submitted by louise_brooks: "...Earlier in the summer one of my friends was trying to convince me to participate in a triathlon....She said, "Oh, you just swim in what you run in!" Like this was a selling point?? Needless to say, I did not participate."
This cracked me up.
Submitted by luvmehateme on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 8:57pm.
Funny you should mention Luxor, because I stayed there once and had *gags thinking about it* PUBIC HAIR in mah bed!
I immediately went to the manager and we got an extra night free AND a new room, but it was really hard for me to stay there after finding that initially, even in a new room.
*shivers*