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Soren's married to the far-more-accomplished Michael Lewis.

"Tabitha Soren always seemed like such a humorless pain in the ass on MTV."

Ha ha - so true. Never thought she was more than cute.

Sarah Smile

Submitted by BlueOrchid on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 9:43pm.

Hahaha. I think I've seen just about every B&B too!

Is she the girl flipping over the couch at 1:00 in Beastie Boys vid??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dFfjWPBBKLQ

Don't worry! You don't need to respond.

Too distracted doing an elaborate air drumming salute to Ginger Baker to wish the slores a proper HB. Peepaw can stil drum.

Submitted by Mani6 on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 8:47pm.
Submitted by BlueOrchid on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 8:39pm.

"I'm Tabitha Soren."

Well then...HB to you!
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It's a quote from her cameo on Beavis and Butthead.

Did you fight for your right to party?

Don't worry! You don't need to respond.

Submitted by BlueOrchid on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 8:39pm.

"I'm Tabitha Soren."

Well then...HB to you!

"I'm Tabitha Soren."

[FART]

"That doesn't count, you pulled your own finger!"

"Huh-huh, I pulled my own finger."

"....and this is youth.....the next generation."

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 6:12pm.

STAN HOOPER turns a whopping 42 today!

Sorry so late in the day but Happy Bday anyway!

Don't worry! You don't need to respond.

Submitted by literarylioness on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 3:35pm.
Happy Birthday to John Stamos who gave me my first wet dream! I still stalk him on twitter.

He's better looking in person than anyone can imagine the greenest eyes I've ever seen. Sigh.
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Really? I believe it. Many of the ones who are good looking on tv or magazines, are even more so in person.

Happy birthday to ya Stan! Enjoy the day! Hurry up before it's over... lolol

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Thank you everyone. thanks Bacon Slut.. I really need it too!

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Submitted by Tyroan on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 4:09pm.

HBD President Clinton!
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*Bites lip, thumbs up*

Birthday fondles to Stan! *passes frozen Ben Gay Zero Degrees* ;)

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Submitted by Stan Hooper on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 6:12pm.

Happy bday Stan!

STAN HOOPER turns a whopping 42 today!

Yeah..my bones hurt days after riding the rides at the Zoom flume water park but I am young at heart and that doesn't really matter either. lol

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HBD President Clinton!

Tabitha is what happens when you have friends in high places, even if you're as dull as a cold pancake.

Tabitha Soren always seemed like such a humorless pain in the ass on MTV.

No pic of John Stamos! How could you MK? At least a pic of Bill Clinton! Why this boring bitch?

Happy Birthday to John Stamos who gave me my first wet dream! I still stalk him on twitter.

He's better looking in person than anyone can imagine the greenest eyes I've ever seen. Sigh.

Hapz to Kevin Dillon and Adam Arkin, thats it.

@can be

Nada problem. I learned (at least I hope so) to do that once a week on the advice of my 'puter guy. Had a couple of expensive repairs prior!

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Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 2:38pm
Thanks Bacon:)

@can be

Ruh roh. Have you updated your anti-virus/malware thingies and scanned recently? I'd give that a whizbang.

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Would someone help Mr. Pushy get rid of that
script that keeps popping up when I open comments.
He's getting very frustrated.
Thanks, Pushy

Submitted by JessicaGiovanna on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 2:24pm.

Janice voice... *happy birthday bing-a-ling hahahaha* cackles

And I hope that pic of Soren is from the 90s.. Otherwise there's no excuse.

I'd say it's from about 1967.
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It's just fun to say "Pussy Riot."

Janice voice... *happy birthday bing-a-ling hahahaha* cackles

And I hope that pic of Soren is from the 90s.. Otherwise there's no excuse.

A picture of an anonymous Dlister trying to rouse MK today:

http://news.icanhascheezburger.com/2012/08/17/political-pictures-the-wor...

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This betch lived right above me in the East Village in the mid 90's. She was so boring on MTV and a super lame neighbor. Her last name is really Sorenberger...

I agree about John Stamos-- he didn't do it for me back in the day- but now he does seem much hotter. Happy Birthday, John, Kyra, and Bill!

fat joe is 42? i must be thinking of the wrong guy....cause I'm perplexed. And HB to everyone else

Jill St. John was in this fantastic shitfest of a movie called "Five Desperate Women" in the early 70's. The late-great Aaron Spelling directed it, and it's a "must see" if you can ever catch it. College roommates at a reunion stranded on a remote vacation island, stalked by an escaped mental patient, etc.

Happy birthday everyone. :)

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 12:10pm.

HB John Stamos. Bitch is still hot as ever.

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What's funny is that when he was younger, I didn't think he was all that.

But he's aged beautifully and now I think he is HAWT.

UBF - Are you thinking of Heavy D? Because I had the same 'Wait..didn't he recently die?' thought as well. Then I realized I was thinking of Heavy D. Fat Joe is alive and well.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

So........is this the only post of the day? WAKE UP MK!!!!!!

Have a super birthday, talia!

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Bestest of birfdays to Chandler Muriel Bing! *jumps on desk and dances*

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Why am I thinking Fat Joe died? I know Big Pun died, but didnt another big dude die after that???
HB, Mr Clinton. SUCH A TYPICAL LEO.
What is a Romeo?

Morning, whorz.

A big, sloppy birthday kiss to John Stamos. What's the dealio with him. He keeps his biz private. He's a hottie

Ginger Baker's still alive? 0_o

Submitted by moonmaid on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 12:28pm.

No, Ginger from Cream and Blind Faith:

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Thanks moonmaid :) *ignoring randé*

HB to everyone but Tipper Gore. Fuck her and her parental label warning. My super conservative dad had to buy me both 'Paul's Boutique' and 'Ill Communications' because of this bitch. That's right, my dad trusted me enough to listen to dirty lyrics. I know, mind blowing (not really).

HB taliaann. I hope you have a great one.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

No, Ginger from Cream and Blind Faith:

http://www.gingerbaker.com/bands/blind-faith.htm

Submitted by joe shmoe on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 12:04pm.

Whaa? This isn't the Ginger from Gilligan's Island?

Mimosas for Sunday brunch, huh?

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It's just fun to say "Pussy Riot."

HB John Stamos. Bitch is still hot as ever.

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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 12:00pm.

Submitted by moonmaid on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 11:53am.

What's funny about Ginger Baker turning 73 is that he's looked 73 since the 70s...

True. He was badly abusing drugs even then.

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Whaa? This isn't the Ginger from Gilligan's Island?

Happy B-Day Matthew!!! Could I be more happy for you?!

HB to all the birthday sluts today!

And John, well hello there handsome!

Happy birthday taliaann! Hope it's a great one! :)

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Submitted by moonmaid on Sun, 08/19/2012 - 11:53am.

What's funny about Ginger Baker turning 73 is that he's looked 73 since the 70s...

True. He was badly abusing drugs even then.

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It's just fun to say "Pussy Riot."