So This Is What It's Come To, George Costanza?
Jason Alexander has that syndicated Seinfeld money, so if he really wanted to he could spend his entire days lounging by his pool with a white wine spritzer in his hand and that poodle's ass he calls a toupee sitting on the chair to next him. That is the life. But I guess Jason wants to stay out there and keep humping that spotlight, because here he is as a coffee barista in a Nickelback (aka THE WORST) video. Yes, George from Seinfeld as a coffee barista in a Nicklefuckingback video. It is such a piece of random shit that you just have to laugh at it for being a piece of random shit.
Brooke Burns from North Shore (yes, I watched North Shore) is in this mess too and she just adds another layer of foolery by giving Jason a latte foam facial and rolling around in a bed of coffee beans. This is what it would look like if one of my favorite videos, The Cars' "You Might Think," took a long bath in coffee sludge and cold shit.
If somebody ever asks you what the initials WTF stand for, just show them this awful wreck. This is WTF's official orientation video.
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lol Wheezy, same here : Gotta support the Team!!
Shitters is Britney. KeSHIT is another one even my 12-year old uses *shameface*
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:55pm.
I like "Rockstar" by Nickelback (mostly for the video) . Stone me, you fuckers.
I won't stone you, because, frankly, I'm a little scared of you.
We quote Seinfeld endlessly here, too. I quote David Puddy all the time. "I'll come over. We'll make out."
Who's "Shitters"?
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:57pm.
Submitted by bambam on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:55pm.
Hey Foxy,
I can't remember his name either but he starred in Hustle and Flow. Green eyes, soft voice.
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Babywipes???
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Exactly. That's all I can think of when I see him, now. I have nothing against babywipes (the product) but his whole thing about sitting a woman down and educating her on using 'em...? Bwhaahahahaaahah!
Brooke and Jason were both in that Goopy Paltrow movie, Shallow Hal. And yes, she (brooke) did date Bruce Willis (as well as disgusting pig Steve Bing and was married to hot sleazebag Julian McMahon - who's on Nip/Tuck and is IRL the son of a former Aussie Prime Minister).
Yes, my brain is just a haze of celebrity trivia, with no useful information whatsoever contained therein... thanks for asking!
I`d still give "Babywipes" some ,if he wanted to. He can check my bathroom anytime, i got a box of Huggies by the commode....
But lol at not even remembering Celeb`s real names. In our house Babywipes , Vadge and Shitters are used all the time...even by my husband, who doesnt spend much time on Dlisted.
Last I checked, Jerry was a fellow Hebrew, full on Jewish wedding, yada, yada. Can't see anyone of us Jews changing teams.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:37pm.
@Dog -- have you seen any interviews where any of the 3 have explained their reasoning?
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Oh no. It was during the time when they were asking for more money in the last seasons of the show.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 5:25pm.
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Unlike Idris, who.IS.the.walking.sex! olol :P
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 5:18pm.
bambam, I'm with UBF, Terrence is Mr. Babywipes HAHAHA I don't even see his eyes anymore... is that bad of me? ;)
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Terence Howard WOULD be sex on a stick, if not for that comment. I can't look at him w/o cracking up either.
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bambam, I'm with UBF, Terrence is Mr. Babywipes HAHAHA I don't even see his eyes anymore... is that bad of me? ;)
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@ UBF,
Yeah! *babywipes, bwahahaha!*
@ Foxy,
You know how some women are about green eyes. Anyway, he chose a paycheck over a piece of the movie because he didn't think it would be a success, when he demanded a higher salary for the 2nd he got replaced. Dumbass shoulda axed sumbody.
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she's got some really toned shoulders there
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Submitted by bambam on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:55pm.
hahahahahahahah, when i see "pretty" i do not think of Terrance Howard at all
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:51pm.
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Having a brainfart myself atm, but I did love him in that play, I think it's "Passion, Glamor, Amor" but I know that's wrong. Anywhore, he was great in it.
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Submitted by bambam on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:55pm.
Hey Foxy,
I can't remember his name either but he starred in Hustle and Flow. Green eyes, soft voice.
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Babywipes???
Submitted by Kizzy on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:53pm.
thanks. color me not at all surprised - Cruise of a different color with extra added smug ...
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I like "Rockstar" by Nickelback (mostly for the video) . Stone me, you fuckers.
Hey Foxy,
I can't remember his name either but he starred in Hustle and Flow. Green eyes, soft voice.
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:48pm.
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Yeah, for reals. When the Tommygirl drama first broke and there were $cientology links flying around, one of them lists the celebs who are $cientolohos, and he was one of them.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:40pm.
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lmao Mickey! Most of us like worse things, ok correction, I am worse, just me... hahaha
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IDC what George does, I will always love him. Just yesterday, when my husband tried to tell me some bullshit that sounded FISHY as hell, i was quoting George :" It`s not a lie , if you believe it..."
Not a day without Seinfeld in this house.
@Kizzy,
you know when you first wrote it i thought you were joking. is Jerry really a Co$? did not know that
@Bambambambam:
Hi! also, "pretty guy from first Iron Man"? drawing a blank, too lazy to imdb
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:42pm.
Submitted by Kizzy on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:38pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:34pm
IKR!!! but on the other hand, i don't know if in my first year of working with them i would have trusted any offer made by David or Seinfeld either. imo both of those guys seem nice on the outside but cutthroat thru and thru [and, no, it's not ethnic bias, it's a bias against what i perceive as their personal characters]
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I see your point, and agree, not sure if I would have trusted them either. Plus, Jerry's $cientolojism might have been at work already. They didn't want to end up on a boat eating and sleeping every other day.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Kizzy on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:38pm.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:34pm
IKR!!! but on the other hand, i don't know if in my first year of working with them i would have trusted any offer made by David or Seinfeld either. imo both of those guys seem nice on the outside but cutthroat thru and thru [and, no, it's not ethnic bias, it's a bias against what i perceive as their personal characters]
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:35pm.
"you are on record for LIKING this DRECK, hahhahhaha"
Trust you me, Within, with a record like mine - remember, I like Streisand too - a minor transgression like this means nothing.
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Submitted by Zedsterproductions on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:25pm.
Couldn't finish. That was 4:04 min. of my life I will never get back.
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Well I mean, it's no Farrah Abraham....
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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:34pm.
Check youtube for vids of them slapping their foreheads and yelling, "What the FUCK was I thinking?" (j/k)
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"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Note to self; If I ever get a role in a movie or tv show, don't think about the now (ex. the cast of Seinfeld, the pretty dude in the first Iron Man,) think about the future (ex. William Shatner.)
It's all about getting paid when you can't earn like you used to.
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LOL Mickey the Nicklebacklovah, no back tracking... you are on record for LIKING this DRECK, hahhahhaha ;)
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@Dog -- have you seen any interviews where any of the 3 have explained their reasoning?
i mean why they didn't think it would be a success
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
I hate Nickelback, but I kind of liked this vid.
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Submitted by Dog on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:26pm.
Kizzy
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OIC, they had their chance to get the dough but passed. Fuck 'em, if I was Jerry, I wouldn't do it either. I take back my height of assholery comment. I still think he's a dick, though. ;D
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Kizzy, if I remember correctly, Jerry and Larry gave the others the chance to take lower salaries in the beginning in exchange for syndie residuals later but they refused. Then once the show was a certified hit, why should Jerry give anything up? They had their chance.
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Couldn't finish. That was 4:04 min. of my life I will never get back.
My fucking BOSS listens to this Nickelback shit and I want to club her to death. For more than one reason.
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Absolutely NO FAIR that the cast aren't getting their due money. Jerry was (admittedly) the only cast member who couldn't really act! Geez.
Is Georgie still doing theatre in NYC I wonder?
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:11pm.
I knew Jerry was a dick, but dayum, that is assholery to the nth degree. Must have needed it for the $cientology payments.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:14pm.
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Ahaha, take a number! :)
Submitted by Daniee on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:12pm.
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And speaking of Kardashians, disposable garbage bags!!
You do know you're not Robert Downey Jr., right? You can't pull this off.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
No words... Co-sign islandgirl, Daniee and the WORLD! lol
Confession, I was expecting cream and foam necklace jokes... *disappoint*
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I found this video entertaining enough. Damn it, what's wrong with me? Why hast thou given me such poor taste, Lord?
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I thought it was cute in a really shitty, low budget way. *ducks for cover*
I got bad PMS so it's making me all weepy and affecting my ability to make good decisions today.
*I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar*
I'd still do him! But who is that ugly slut-ess? Are we supposed to know who she is?
Dear islandgirl,
sorry but i'm going to need some cash damages. over a decade of ear rape, you know...
@ Dog -- that is ridiculous. thanks for giving me yet another reason to hate Jerry Seinfeld
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by islandgirl on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:10pm.
Dear World,
We apologize from the bottom of our hearts for foisting this abomination upon you. But we did invent poutine, so at least that's something.
Signed,
Canada
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Hahaha! My thoughts exactly. And basketball....still gotta like basketball! Your welcome Kartrashians.
Oh shit. I caught Evil's DP disease.
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