So This Is What It's Come To, George Costanza?
Jason Alexander has that syndicated Seinfeld money, so if he really wanted to he could spend his entire days lounging by his pool with a white wine spritzer in his hand and that poodle's ass he calls a toupee sitting on the chair to next him. That is the life. But I guess Jason wants to stay out there and keep humping that spotlight, because here he is as a coffee barista in a Nickelback (aka THE WORST) video. Yes, George from Seinfeld as a coffee barista in a Nicklefuckingback video. It is such a piece of random shit that you just have to laugh at it for being a piece of random shit.
Brooke Burns from North Shore (yes, I watched North Shore) is in this mess too and she just adds another layer of foolery by giving Jason a latte foam facial and rolling around in a bed of coffee beans. This is what it would look like if one of my favorite videos, The Cars' "You Might Think," took a long bath in coffee sludge and cold shit.
If somebody ever asks you what the initials WTF stand for, just show them this awful wreck. This is WTF's official orientation video.