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Mattel's first ever (and sort of unofficial) Drag Queen Barbie!
Yes, I'd rather have Drag Queen Ken complete with pink tuck panties, a silicone titty plate, duct tape, a plastic armoire full of wigs and contour face paint, but we'll have to take what we can get. Mattel hasn't officially called this Barbie "Drag Queen Barbie," because I'm guessing they don't want those crazy bitches at One Million Moms to stage a Barbie burning protest on the front lawn of their headquarters for fabulous-ing up the innocent children of America with this kind of glamour. But collectors and the media are saying that this Barbie, designed by The Blonds, is the first unofficial Drag Queen Barbie. Bitch is keeping it kind of demure and plain for a drag queen, so I'm guessing this is her "day look."
But at least this means that we're one step closer to my dream Mattel doll: Peaches 'N Cream Drag Queen Ken. That would put a thick layer of peach meringue right on top of my soul.
via WOW Report
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Not to be a dick, but I'm not seeing much difference between that doll and every other Barbie I had growing up.
Submitted by mike on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 2:47pm.
I think that's "Texas Trophy Wife" Barbie.
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Mike, she misses a pair of bolt-on cantaloupes to qualify.
A surprise in every box!
MK, this looks more like Comfortable Shoes Barbie! Clever marketing though, gotta give them that! Mattel, listen up, Fabulous RuPaul Barbie, that's how you do it. And make her 6'5! lol
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Are you sure it's not Gaga Barbie with the fur?
Don't worry! You don't need to respond.
I think that's "Texas Trophy Wife" Barbie.