Come Into OctoMom's "Sexy Party"
Today's theme is turning into "songs that'll make your ear holes give birth to two terrifying bundles of bloody screams," so let's go all the way with this clip of OctoMom's first (and hopefully for the sake of EVERYTHING, last) song called "Sexy Party," which would make sense as a title if "sexy" was another word for "painful" and "party" was another word for "death."
TMZ posted a clip of Octo's latest attempt at #gettingmoneybitch and it's as terrible as it's cover and it's totally the reason for why I have anal leakage. (Yes, it's the reason for my anal leakage. I'm sticking to that. I'm sticking to other things too, but I'm mostly sticking to that right now.) The clip is short, so it won't hurt that much, but it's still the morning after pill of songs.
Auto-tune truly is the work of Lucifer, because it makes any and every fame whoring tone-deaf trick think they can throat fart out lyrics in a song. But you know, it could be worse, it could be another one of Farrah Abrawhatever's songs. And did that bitch just name drop "Octoloan"?!
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Withy, remember, she did "celebrity" boxing, so I got your back!
Submitted by Migraineuse on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 6:52pm.
That said, it is completely fucked up that a woman has to prostitute herself to feed her children, and that the world will laugh and jeer at her as she awkwardly tries to please. Instead of, you know, giving some serious thought as to why so many women find themselves in similar circumstances.
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This "woman" ( and i am using the term losely) chose this. SHE DID THIS TO HERSELF. Quite frankly nobody had to tell me to put the dick down after 2 kids, cause i knew that`s all we could afford... If some "women" would use their fucking brain-cells, we wouldnt be looked at as fucking idiots like this tool here...
LayChay, gets out the wrinkles and lose weight. JEAH!
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Not going to listen to it either. And I am grateful for Adblock so I can get rid of that awful GIF.
Yes, having that many kids is irresponsible. (even though some of them were more than she bargained for.) I'm also very much against fertility treatment because it undermines the natural fertility decline seen in developed countries - fertility is declining because there are too many people on the planet already, and if WE don't control our population voluntarily, wars and famines will do it for us.
That said, it is completely fucked up that a woman has to prostitute herself to feed her children, and that the world will laugh and jeer at her as she awkwardly tries to please. Instead of, you know, giving some serious thought as to why so many women find themselves in similar circumstances.
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I'm a heretic. Feel free to drive me from your midst.
Doggie, who doesn't iron that way? That's the best way to get those stubborn wrinkles out.
Omg, I'm sure the iron isn't even plugged in. But I'm not watching to find out.
Autotune anything must die now!
The only good thing I can say about it is it sounds more like a song than Farrah's whatever the fuck it was.
Wont click on the music, but that gif is me, every time I m ironing. Of course, I am blonde, 4 foot 1 and 450 pounds, but I have the same outfit....
LaChaylo, it's listening to that awful noise, not the Olestra lmao!
@Bacony, I WISH.
*Highkicks that Octobitch in the head and knocks her out on her flat black panty-covered ass!*
#violentfemme
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In what universe is she considered sexy by sane men? Please. Am I that delusional? Is she sexy to men? Gayelles? I just don't see sexy, and I can appreciate women that *are* sexy. /confused
What's wrong with you people? Don't YOU do the ironing like that? I do!
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Will. Not. Listen.
MK, are you eating some old chips made with Olestra? #Getsomegroceriesbitch
Anal Leakage? WTF?
I wonder how a person evolves to the point where you have to worry about anal leakage?
How do you live with that? Do you wear a Depends or some kind of a sanitary napkin?
How gross.
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YES!!!
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Make it STOP! Who in the fuckity fuck thought this was a good idea? Not assaulting my eyes and ears any further.
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Looking at that gif, I can't help but think that she should switch hands... hold the shirt and iron her head. LOL
Lmao "anal leakage" MK, I'll take your word for it.
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I've had enough of this stupid cunt. KILL. IT. NOW.
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Listening to that clip seriously made me want to kill myself. Thank the lawd I don't own a gun. I would have grabbed it and shot my face off. And the thing is, I would have deserved it. I knew what I was doing when I pressed play. I knew! But I did it anyway, and now I want to die. This isn't Octomom's fault. It's mine, for pushing play.
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- Andrés García Torres, inventor of the Catholic Anus Ruler
At last there is someone that Paris Hilton can genuinely claim is worse than she is.
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My toaster sounds better than this mess.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
More like Sesame Street Party.
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It's just fun to say "Pussy Riot."
Aw, what the fuckerooney is this crap?
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