Birthday Sluts

Great picture

I named my Mastiff Hubble (Hubbell) after RR. He also looks a lot like my Dad in this picture...weird. Happy Bday to him!

And Happy Birthday, Super! You don't look a day over 25! ;)

LaChayo, I knew I loved you for some reason!!

Happy Birfday, Super!

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.

TY for the birthday wishes...Mickey, I am 42 today. I have been saying that I am turning 32 just to drive my 15 yo daughter nuts because people say that I look younger, but she says "they're just being nice." Typical for age 15. Can't let Mom feel too good about herself :)

That's an impressive birthday list. Happy day to all except Polanski.

Polanski - rot in whatever hell you believe in asshole.

A couple of things about Redford:

1. He is married to Sibylle Szaggars. Ask Sir Ben Kingsley about Sibylle. She is a racist bigot. Redord comes off as a liberal environmentalist, yet he is married to this monster.

2. Seen him twice in S.F. airports flying back to Utah back in the 1980's when he supposedly was "still hot" cough, cough. I am 5'4" and 110lbs. He was shorter than me with cowboy boots that had a heel.

3. He has orange-dyed, dried out straw hair and his face looks like an old leather saddle.

4. The camera must love him, cause in person he is a wrinkled, midget.

5. He can't act his way out of a paper bag. Newman held him up in Butch Cassidy. Natalie Wood held him up in This Property Condemned and Inside Daisy Clover and Streisand and Redford floundered in the soap opera bomb: The Way We Were.

No fan of Robert Redford here.

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 5:11pm.

Robert Redford looks at this picture of the way he were and cries buckets. He has committed many plastic surgery crimes and like Meg Ryan, has hit the wall. HB to him.
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If they still remember what their original faces looked like.

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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Robert Redford looks at this picture of the way he were and cries buckets. He has committed many plastic surgery crimes and like Meg Ryan, has hit the wall. HB to him. He was the hotness.
HB Super-ette and other worthy slores.
Eddie Norton, how could you?!

Passionate birthday gropes to super-ette!

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Happy Birthday, Superette!
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Happy Birthday to everyone except the child rapist Roman Polanski. May your birthday candles explode, and you DIAF.

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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥

Happy birthday super-ette! Enjoy the day! ☼☼☼

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Happy birthday to everybody, except for Roman Polanski, who is too weird.

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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.

"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz

*pinches Super-Ette's cheeks*

Happy BD hon!

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Submitted by spattr on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:36pm.
Bob Woodruff is not 51. I'm 53 and I was 13 years old when the Watergate was burglarized. He brought down a president at the age of 11? That's impressive.

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You're thinking of Bob Woodward: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Woodward

The birthday boy is this guy: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Woodruff

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Submitted by super-ette on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:21pm.

Happy birthday, Super-ette!

Also HB to Robert Redford, Edward Norton, Andy Samberg and French beauty Carole Bouquet!

Eileenie, I loved the Way We Were!!

HB Bobbie. *Swoon*

Submitted by spattr on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:36pm.

Bob Woodruff is not 51. I'm 53 and I was 13 years old when the Watergate was burglarized. He brought down a president at the age of 11? That's impressive.

You're mixing the names up. But this guy is a journalist, too.

Submitted by super-ette on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:21pm.

It's my birthday today, too :)

*making a batch of melontinis*

Bob Woodruff is not 51. I'm 53 and I was 13 years old when the Watergate was burglarized. He brought down a president at the age of 11? That's impressive.

HB super-ette! So how many birthdays have you had? I am not being nosy! I'm just… inquisitive and detail-oriented, ahem.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

HB super-ette!

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It's my birthday today, too :)

Also a HB to Rosalynn Carter. Fuck Michelle Obama, she was a REAL first lady.

Didn't see Edward Norton there at first, but HB to a fine, fine actor. And I mean "fine" in every sense of the word. I also love the rewrites he did on "Incredible Hulk," meaning he's a good screenwriter too.

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:06pm.
And cyanide sprinkles.

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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.

Hehe, no one says Happy Birthday to Roman Polanksi, eh? I'll bake you a birthday cake, Roman, with my special cream cheese and arsenic frosting.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 1:48pm
i just channel more hate toward Belichick. you can make it work!

Mr and mrs Pushy cannot STAND belichick.
We are, especially Mr. old time Browns fans.
I know, the Browns suck but you gotta say this
for us---we're loyal. Are you ready for some football! YES!!!!

Seriously Denis with one "n" should just change his first name to asshole but happy bday anyway!

Oh and to Frances Bean Cobain!

Don't worry! You don't need to respond.

Does Christian Slater still do the Jack Nicholson thing with his voice? I've always despised him because of it.

Happy Bday to Martin Mull and Rosalynn Carter!

Also can't believe MJ-W is 42. I still see him as Theo. HB MJ-W!

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HB Redford! I was hot for him back in the day. As previously mentioned, he and Newman were a great team. Remember The Sting?

@ Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 1:00pm. Would it be evil to wish Polanski some elder abuse?

I'm with you, maybe he'll end up in some nursing home and the staff will make sure he has a "good time."

@ Bacon Slut - sending light and good thoughts your way.

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"@KiKi- I LOVE Carole! Such a true beauty! She was stunning as a Bond girl! Stunning in EVERYTHING!"

We are SERIOUSLY the same person! *patiently waits for my own hot Fed Ex guy*
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

just googled Carole Bouquet. yes, gorgeous then and now

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Foxxy, GG likes givers not takers! hahaha *waves back*

@KiKi, EC, bet Bouquet still looks beautiful as ever!

@Louise, "candy stealing, kitten kicking jackass" llloolll

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HI TWATTY!

@GG- Thank God you fell asleep. That saved you from the torture of seeing it through to the end!

@KiKi- I LOVE Carole! Such a true beauty! She was stunning as a Bond girl! Stunning in EVERYTHING!

Happy Birfday to the original hotness, Hubble. Still my favorite movie

Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.

Hey there Twatty!! I like that Redford had red and blond in there too. hehehe (Loopy would make a joke about his carpet and drapes at this point, no doubt.) lmao!

Happy Saturday!

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 2:08pm.

Hey there!

@GG

Got it.

I just remember watching that Lochte skit (repeatedly) and couldn't make sense of what borrowing had to do with toilets, pools and peeing in them. *still wondering* LOL

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I didn't notice it the first time, but HB to the unbelievably gorgeous Carole Bouquet. One of my favorite models of all time.

BaconSlut - I'm so sorry about your dad, but I'm glad he's resting at home and you're able to be there for your parents.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

Hey Within, EC, Dog, Louise & everybody! God, Redford was gorgeous back within, and I'm not even into blondes. I agree with Hekki, that's the perfect torso and the right amount of chest hair.

Wow, some great birthdays today. HBD sluts!

Edward Norton.....*swooooooooon*

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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012

I just meant that he takes material from other comedians.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Foxxy- "you can make it work!"

LMAO!!

@GG

What is a borrower? I hadn't heard that term until the Ryan Lochte skit video. *scratches head*

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Ugh, I hate borrowers but at least he admitted it, unlike Carlos Mencia.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

@Within

Don't get me wrong. Mom is a good cook! :D It was just a matter of getting some good (and satisfying) food in him given some pretty strict initial dietary restrictions from the docs. Just want to get back as soon as possible to take the work load of of Mama Bacon.

Now, where where we? Ahhhh, yes. Robert Redford. ;)

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@GG --

actually, i liked Leary [esp his stand-up specials] until i learned that he is somewhat a pariah in the comedy community for stealing from the late Bill Hicks. and i believe that i read that Leary publicly conceded that he has "borrowed"...

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

LOL GG, see what you get for saying you would? HAHAHA probably caught something awful from that snatch... 'scuse my language... lmao

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Foxxy, I know! :O

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

ED NORTON STUCK HIS DICK INTO COURTNEY LOVE??? *cries uncontrollably*

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012