The Time Maksim Chmerkovskiy (Allegedly) Slapped Hope Solo Around
Hans Solo's long lost daughter and gold medal-winning soccer player Hope Solo has an autobiography out called Solo: A Memoir of Hope and in it she writes about how during rehearsals for Dancing with the Has-Beens, her partner Maksim Douchekovskiy regularly busted some Fifty Shades of Grey shit on her ass by slapping her around. Anybody who watches Dancing For Relevancy knows that Maks is a grade A asshole and a come-to-life Axe Body Spray bottle who sometimes handles his partners like they're made of Beanie Baby sand and Toaster Strudel frosting packets (I'm talking about Kirstie Alley).
UsWeekly has the piece in question from Hope's book and she claims that Maks slappity slap slap slapped her hard in the face (and other parts) to get her to do the right moves:
"He manhandled me in rehearsals from the start, pushing me, whacking my stomach, bending my arms roughly. I thought that was just how it went -- how dancers worked with each other. But it kept getting worse. One day, Maks was trying to put me in a certain position and hit my stomach so hard with his open palm that I had a red handprint there for the rest of the day."
Hope says that she never told the producers about how Maks Riverdanced on her face with his hands, because she didn't want to screw up his career and she felt the tabloids would flip it and call her a whiny diva bitch. That's Hope's side and Maks, of course, is farting out the opposite.
Maks is saying that Hope is SoLOW (it's Friday, leave me alone for that one) for manufacturing fake scandalousness to sell her book. Maks doesn't understand why Hope would just make shit up, because they've stayed friendly since the show ended and she even invited him to see Team USA play at the Olympics. Maks tweeted this message yesterday and it's pretty obvious that he's talking about Hope:
Always hated hypocrites and liars...but when someone is both AND an opportunist, I just feel bad for them. Can't win at someone's expense...
Who to believe?! Let's roll that not-so-beautiful bean footage. Skip to around the 1:15 mark to watch Maks getting a little rough with Hope before having a twat bag hissy fit and storming out of the room. The gay Ken Doll angel Derek Hough flies in to soothe Hope.
This is why Abby Lee Miller from Dance Moms needs to be on Dancing with the Never-Wases and this is why Masks needs to be her partner. The minute Maks raises a hand to her, she'll pour Arby's horsey sauce on his wrist, bite it off and force him to continue dancing with her. "("I'll just hold the stump, bitch! Stop crying! Be professional!" - Abby Lee Miller) And she won't even let Maks take a break to call bionic arm maker Sun Jifa with his other hand .
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:56am.
ok who else gets REALLY horny when a woman starts to cry
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I'm pretty sure Migrain does! :P
*throws up on thread*
This is Snowphat's man.
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:57am.
happened recently, in may, she bit his dick off cuz he was slapping her around or something, so she decided to give him sessy times, then bit three quarters of it off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dACFsty2VD0&feature=related
Here it is, Len goes off on Maks at 5:20 for "slapping" Brandy's ass and being rough and not being protective of her during training. This guy CAN be a bit of a bully, watch the whole vid.
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
No prob, mike!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
@ MK:
The Star Wars character is named HAN SOLO
You must be thinking of HANS SOLO from the German fetish porn version, SCHTAR WHORES.
(catch phrase: "Lap it up, fuzzball!"
;)
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:58am.
I only get turned on when Silvia cries.
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Please have a seat on that leather couch there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbUC-UaAxE
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
he went a little too far, and I wouldn't like to know him on a personal level, but to write about it in a memoir is tacky. But then to say, ''it kept getting worse...left a red palm print for the rest of the day'' on her stomach. I was expecting violence. Someone call 911. Some people bruise easily, just sayin'. I don't feel it's memoir worthy, at all, especially that it was during training. No pain, no gain, bitch.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:34am.
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Bendy did you see this slow witted dumb fuck is trying to get JEAH trademarked!!! LOL, Has this dude never SEEN a 80's stoner movie!?
Dude needs a PR person STAT because he's losing his cache faster than a Tom Cruise Couch Jump!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:56am.
ok who else gets REALLY horny when a woman starts to cry?
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Lololololll fiddy shades of wrong
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:56am.
ok who else gets REALLY horny when a woman starts to cry?
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I only get turned on when Silvia cries.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
there are plenty of hot dicks out there with men attached to it, who wont punch you or slap you around snowy.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:55am.
if he is a dirt bag, then he deserves to have his dick bitten off like that woman who bit off her husband's dick.
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oh my... a tear just formed in the corner of my eye. This woman is my personal hero.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:48am.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:46am.
Did she ever tell him that he was being too rough?
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Yes, mike. Look at the video again.
Oops - didn't watch the video. Sorry.
oooh Loopy I volunteer to bite it!!!!
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
ok who else gets REALLY horny when a woman starts to cry?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
omg snowy thats such a chris brown fan thing to say lol
LOL Jack, I'll be here alllll day!
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
if he is a dirt bag, then he deserves to have his dick bitten off like that woman who bit off her husband's dick.
Deb, mmmmm I find it sessy! LOL he can slap my ass any day! ;p
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:52am.
snowy, i have no doubt that this Solo chick has her own issues, but Maks IS an agressive bully.
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She has volumes but yes. You can tell how rough he is with her. Douche. (sorry snows)
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:33am.
anyway, thanks, MK, FINALLY SOME J.O MATERIAL!!!!
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HAHA HOR!
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
STTTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL???????????????????????????
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:47am.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:42am.
Ha! Whamo! Nice Bruno! Not quite gay enough, but I geeve you an 8!
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LOL!!! :)
*clasps hands under chin and twirls around office*
Gay enough?:)
Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:51am.
hmmm i guess that makes him less kgb-ish then. now im really torn.
Now I know why Snowy tells me to slap her tummy during sessy times.
Coma Caca!
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snowy, i have no doubt that this Solo chick has her own issues, but Maks IS an agressive bully.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Sorry snowy, ya lost me on this one.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
What a fucking asshole. I love soccer (if any of you know me IRL you know that) and I have always loved Hope for being a tough bitch who gets shit done. Seeing her handled like this hurts me. What a fucking ass. I am disappointed she didn't kick him in the balls.
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How can a man be a mom?
*swoon* at DWM... such a BITCH! by Jack-n-the-
Migranuese gives me a migraine with that victimization bull shit. If this were BloHan, she'd be cheering. WTF ever.
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-400_162-57494426/hope-solo-says-former-coach...
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:23am.
clearly he is russian kgb or something like that.
girl watch your back, the kremlin is gonna come after you.
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Loopy, he's not Russian, he's a Ukrainian hohol from Odessa!
Although Maks is an A-Hole (but I would still so hit it #dontjudgeme!), this Hope Solo girl seems like a she might be a little cray-cray. She's always whining on Twitter about somthing. And didn't she recently almost get suspended at the Olympics for going off on a commentator about her coverage of their soccer game? . But just to add two cents, even if Hope is lying, it wouldn't be too far fetched. There was an episode a few seasons back when Maks was partnered with singer Brandy and there was footage of him slapping her ass while teaching her a move. That English judge publicly admonished him on the show by saying that "that is NOT how you teach dance and was uncalled for." *Tries to find it on Youtube*
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
Submitted by mike on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:46am.
Did she ever tell him that he was being too rough?
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She forgot the safe word.
Submitted by mike on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:46am.
Did she ever tell him that he was being too rough?
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Yes, mike. Look at the video again.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:42am.
Ha! Whamo! Nice Bruno! Not quite gay enough, but I geeve you an 8!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Thank you HH, she is the worst!!!!!
and Gaga means nothing to me, when it comes to defending my Maks, NOTHING CAN STOP ME!!
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Did she ever tell him that he was being too rough?
Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:27am.
Another day, another woman-beating Douchey McDoucherson and a whole lot of commenters who think abusing women is no big deal.
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Whaaaaaaa!! Hey MIGRAIN...LEEEET'S Taaaango!
Poor Snowy.... Yesterday it was Caca now Maks. Solo is a grade A bitch. She also accused the US coach of the same....who knows
Submitted by luvsmekitty on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:28am.
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:20am.
She thought getting slapped in the face was just the way dancers trained???
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HAHAHAHA seriously! So, are you saying that getting donkey punched is actually NOT a prerequisite to learning the tango?? Well, I'll be...
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LMFAO...
Bruno: "I'll geeve you a 10 fr your Doonkey Paunch Tango, you reelly brooght thee fire and thee passion thees week"
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:38am.
Loopy has fangs? :O
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lol "The better to eat you with!" muahahaha *hides back behind little red hood*
Loopy has fangs? :O
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Stupid show. Stupid Neanderthal dude needs to be let go. And stupid autobiography. If dancing with the losers is a chapter in your autobiography, no need for me to read it.
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
That mug...no.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:33am.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:32am.
MAKS IS A CLEFT POUNDING FISH BOMBER
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He will never love normally....
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAH
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:30am.
since none of you watch the show let me tell you this bitch SUCKEd and did nothing but whine and try to blame everyone else the whole time, she "didn't want to ruin his career!?!?!' then why is she bringing it up now?
UGH! I can see how I am going to have to spend my Friday!!!!
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anyway, thanks, MK, FINALLY SOME J.O MATERIAL!!!!
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 11:32am.
MAKS IS A CLEFT POUNDING FISH BOMBER
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He will never love normally....
MAKS IS A CLEFT POUNDING FISH BOMBER
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers