Open Post: Hosted By Farrah Whatever's Latest Assault On Ears
Warning: If you didn't prolapse while listening to Teen Mom Farrah's last massacre of a song, then you will definitely fall completely out of your body while listening to her latest single "On My Own." This single comes complete with a zero budget homemade video shot by Farrah. I don't know what's worse: Farrah's daughter dancing to this mess on her dad's grave or the actual "song" which sounds like a bunch of robot cats drowning in a tub of electrocuted water. Oh, like it's really a contest. The song (or whatever you call that stabbing to my ears) is worse. The song is worse. That song actually made me stare out onto that cemetery full of dead people and feel jealousy toward them, because they're in a better place. A better place where they don't have to listen to musical murder like this.
via ONTD
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 4:26pm.
Until I read the article about Farrah and looked at the picture, I was not aware it was still legal to buy and wear frosted blue eye shadow in the U.S. For some reason, I thought it was outlawed in the late 1970's.
*shrugs*
What in the fresh jacked-up robot PCP hell is this? She makes Kim Zolciak sound like Whitney friggin Houston!
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
GG..not baby Sophia!!
Weeze...LOL @ that dinner convo! Did you see the stepmom's face when Farrah was saying that sh*t?!
Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 4:23pm.
Not too bad. I may download it from itunes.
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Me too, I think it was that warbled open note that really sold it for me.
I have a new kitten in the house who loves to sit/lay on the puter - I just put this on and he started scratching at the screen. Now he's giving me a serious wtf look.
Parents, don't be afraid to tell your kids they lack talent when they sound like this. Think of humanity. Haven't we all suffered enough?
Good Jebus. I didn't think it could get worse after her last song. Thanks for proving me wrong.
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 4:21pm.
And she's 27 so there's really nothing he can do now anyway.
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Could he not at least tell her to treat you better?
Chew, life is too short to be miserable babe. I understand though. Just remember that you deserve to be happy.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
I pressed play, my cat side-eyed me, hissed & ran out the room.
I'm gonna miss that cat.
Oh, and my relative sanity.
Eff you MK. WHY
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Please let me know if you don't read this
louise: I doubt Farrah will ever find another man to put up with her!
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Why bring your child into this nuclear disaster of a song?
Submitted by guest on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 4:23pm.
So help me Sophia better not end up on Ts&Ts!!
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Most likely will end up on Teen Moms II
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 4:23pm.
Well, given his emotional state at the time (and my anger toward the situation), I just listened and decided to table this discussion until we're both a little more objective and clear-headed.
Trust me - this shit will not continue, and if it does, I WILL leave. But I need to have these types of conversations when I'm a bit more level-headed. I was fucking PISSED yesterday and it was not the time for me to engage.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Cuppy- LMAO!! You are probably the first person to ever have a crush on me my in my life.
Guest and Snowy- someone sent this to me (I totally didn't google "farrah is an asshole") and it just proves what a jerk she is.
http://www.momfinds.com/2012/exclusive-teen-mom-star-farrah-abraham-open...
Do you have any regrets about the things you said during dinner with Daniel’s parents? Do you think it was rude to call Daniel’s stepmom a lone bird?
I was just being me at dinner with Daniel’s parents. It seemed that Daniel’s dad was cool, but Daniel and his stepmom were not meshing with me that well. I don’t feel saying lone bird was mean. She was over-dramatic and wanted to be negative, so therefore I don’t like how she turned it into a negative.
vapidlush, this whore is JUST LIKE my, 19 year old mama of 2, neice. CAN. NOT. STAND.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Sweetas...do you watch Teen Mom? Probably not.
Wow.
Submitted by chewinsmoke on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 4:21pm.
That is good he apologized.
It is super slow here today too, the phones are not even ringing!
o_o
So help me Sophia better not end up on Ts&Ts!!
Not too bad. I may download it from itunes.
Chew, I hope you put your foot up his ass and told him you were thinking of leaving if he didnt step up. You dont need that shit!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
*drills cocktail-picks in eardrums*
I HAD TO STOP IT SOMEHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Way to exploit your kid, Farrah :/ The cemetery... really? I love how she pretends to have heartfelt emotion in her song about her situation, but when you see her on Teen Mom she is a raging immature Narcissist who only likes to talk about herself and how much of a victim she is. "Hi, my name is Farrah and my baby daddy is dead". Her Mom is a whack job, too. Sad situation all around. I hope people aren't buying these songs and encouraging her :/
Lmfao mk. I blame you for this Weezy! ;p
Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 4:18pm.
How can this even be classified as music? It's just her reciting some shitty 8th grade poems over someone randomly plunking out things on a Casio keyboard.
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I officially have a crush on you Louise! Ahahahaha! The casio keyboard is so right on.
whaaaaat the fuckadoodle! made it to :14seconds. she forgot to add on that title "with cameras around".
Coma Caca!
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Awww, we shouldn't make fun. Maybe early onset Parkinsons is causing that awful voice *smacks head*
God I hate Friday afternoons. They just drag.
Mr. Chewi apologized for his SEAHAG of a daughter last night. He got really emotional about it and I felt bad for being such a CUNT myself. He told me that she's always been super high-maintenance and that he's always thought she may be a bit bipolar or something, so he's always kind of tap-danced around her to avoid conflict and drama. Prolly not the best way to handle it but she's not my kid so I can't really say. And she's 27 so there's really nothing he can do now anyway.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Not listening.
seriously? is this the worst thing ever? I think it might be
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
How can this even be classified as music? It's just her reciting some shitty 8th grade poems over someone randomly plunking out things on a Casio keyboard.
I just had a seizure.
What must it be like to be the child of this deluded skank?
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
AWFUL!!! Man did they over use autotune and the casio on this masterpiece!
17 seconds was all I could take.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 4:13pm.
Everybody gets a song. I heard that Choupette is doing a techno/house album.
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I'll be in line the night before to get my copy.
My cat sings more in tune for his breakfast.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
MTV should be shot and killed for making assholes like this relevant.
seriouly STOP Farrah
*watches with the sound off to see Sophia*
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
I made it to :15.
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Everybody gets a song. I heard that Choupette is doing a techno/house album.
Netflix Canada sucks ASS!
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012