Friday, August 17th 2012

Open Post: Hosted By Farrah Whatever's Latest Assault On Ears

Warning: If you didn't prolapse while listening to Teen Mom Farrah's last massacre of a song, then you will definitely fall completely out of your body while listening to her latest single "On My Own." This single comes complete with a zero budget homemade video shot by Farrah. I don't know what's worse: Farrah's daughter dancing to this mess on her dad's grave or the actual "song" which sounds like a bunch of robot cats drowning in a tub of electrocuted water. Oh, like it's really a contest. The song (or whatever you call that stabbing to my ears) is worse. The song is worse. That song actually made me stare out onto that cemetery full of dead people and feel jealousy toward them, because they're in a better place. A better place where they don't have to listen to musical murder like this.

via ONTD

Posted by: Michael K


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nn whamo

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Anyway guys I'm gonna crash, we'll catch yall over the weekend at sometime, have a nice night, sleep tight:) Peace out!

@ Giga and Whammy

I'm just sitting here torn between lmao and shaking my head and the utter stupidity I'm reading. These people are adults? Omg.

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Spider, yup, now THERE'S the trifecta

@Foxxy and Spider
Probably because you are not there enough and haven't posted anything to her? She is the coward of cowards. The last time me, Sal and Whamo were there, she complained to the mods and had us moderated so we could no longer post anymore and then waited a good half hour and berated us with the most foul comments, even for Dlisted, lol. I went on my phone and kicked her ass proper, but the queen loonie is the biggest coward and that should say something about the loons at JJ.

Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:45am.

Lol, seriously? She's a nutcase, bully AND a coward? ;-)

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I think PT is probably there she's just afraid to get slammed by three or four people.

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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:30am.
Wow it's seriously annoying to comment and then be thrown back to the 1st page. Ugh.
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I'm on my laptop tonight but yes that's what I mean. My BB freezes AND you have to work your way back to the latest comments every single time. The last time I went on my BB it took 20min to respond and write three comments so I finally quit trying.

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Submitted by Gigaboob on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:30am

for some reason, i have never received a direct response from her -- most of the other lead loons, yes

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

@Giga

Haha, yeah I just posted about where she was (over there). Teehee.

@Spider
Oh that's probably just one person using seven proxies, most like Grand Dragon loon Passing Through. Whamo described her( quite accurately) as sitting buck naked behind a curtain with ten laptops running, sweating all over the place, She's the queen there, basically, and will probably make an appearance tonight as she is there 24/7. :)

Wow it's seriously annoying to comment and then be thrown back to the 1st page. Ugh. No wonder Whamo hates to comment on his BB.

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"PT finally steps away from the computer and goes to the washroom."

big. bowl. of. wrong.

/lmfao. i'd bet Theroux's paycheck you're going to see these words pasted into a JJ thread in the near future

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:21am.

Lol that's a win, but MK wouldn't know what you mean. ;-)

@Sal
Karen? Really? How do you know? I really like that ornery bitch. I've said it mant times :).

Lmao. One post on there for 5 mins and 7 thumbs down already. They really are rapid.

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Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:15am.
Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:07am.

I'm so obvious...I replied to one of yours...

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:) I just saw that and figured it was you. lol!

Hey guys, for the Caption This picture....

PT finally steps away from the computer and goes to the washroom.

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Submitted by salacious on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:14am.

Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:01am.

no, but i just figured who -- twat muffin going off on Lohan or Kardashians. i fuck with her and ask her if she ever likes anybody other than meloni. it reminded me of her!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:11am.

you know that's true, but i think there would have been a lot more porn if it was the Loop ;-)

i have never been moderated or banned. i am so embarrassed to be in the rest of your company. i guess i just have to try harder. maybe Ru should speak up more...

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:07am.

I'm so obvious...I replied to one of yours...

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Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:01am.

@ Whamo -- i saw and gracias :-) i just hit em again a couple of times...

i wish i could be as creative as knock knock. i could NEVER come up with "greasy goatbitch" or "christmasless christmases" i'm lmfao still at that entire comment. it reminds me of a commenter's ranting style here but i can't quite place who it might be...

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Karen Flatts??? Say it ain't so.

Loved your post, btw.

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Foxy that reads like Le Loopy... Describing Angie... face like George Washington... |||| and I must be on permanent ban...lmao

My issues now have issues.. So take a number.

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Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 2:45am.

@ Sal if you are still here.. Just read a quick. It on A Sebian Film.. It's not being shown because they used real children? ... And hurt them? I can't with that...
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VOB, if that were true I wouldn't watch it. I think it is all staged and meant to be shocking.

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Hi Spider...I think we're all over on the motorcycle thread at the moment, what name are you there?

Hey Foxxy!'

What JJ thread are we hitting over there? The motorcycle one or the old Mal one? ;-)

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Hi Mickey!! Hi Spider!!

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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@ Whamo -- i saw and gracias :-) i just hit em again a couple of times...

i wish i could be as creative as knock knock. i could NEVER come up with "greasy goatbitch" or "christmasless christmases" i'm lmfao still at that entire comment. it reminds me of a commenter's ranting style here but i can't quite place who it might be...

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

Hi Mickey and VOB - I'm still here, until they tell me where they went lol.

/waves ;-)

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Mickey!!! Our llittle rascals have the JJ mods on lockdown.. You can not respond at the moment... And ..... Really loved the Drs advice...;))))

My issues now have issues.. So take a number

Which thread are you people on? Too much crazy over there!

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Silence! I kill you till you're dead! Really. That was unbearable.

Hi to all still out and about!
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Who are you calling silly cow?

@VOB

No they did not use actual children. From what I read it was just implied. But I'm not risking going into a depression. I really wish I never heard about that film. It was shown at Cannes and most of the people had to leave mid-way.

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Yes I know Gig is Mega, I laugh my ass off your comments Gig, you and Foxxy have been laying them out there for sure.

Lol Sal, yes I utilized your tip, I had too! But tonight I'll have to use my phone since hubby is using the laptop (we're night owls). So I'll be a little slow and brief in the battlefield if you want to join me:). It's been a while because I was so pissed that coward "Grand Dragon" cried to the mods about me.

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@ Sal if you are still here.. Just read a quick. It on A Sebian Film.. It's not being shown because they used real children? ... And hurt them? I can't with that...

My issues now have issues.. So take a number

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Foxxy I thought you still were I just read Knock Knock and though maybe you changed your name. I just gave you a shout out over there:)

Sal...I stopped getting mad at the Mods or if they pull my comments, there is not much you can do about it. I've seen them go completely off on Jen and still the comments stay up and while it's not fair it's their site i guess and that's just the way it is. lol. You'll go crazy if you're look for either fair or rational!

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@ VOB,

loons will stalk you once you start posting there. They've been following my posts over here to find out who I am, and copy and paste my comments over there, including shit from threads that have nothing to do with Brangelina.

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.

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@ Whamo,

You may know Giga as the insanely witty Megatit over there. XD

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.

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@ Giga

Hi!!!! Did you make it back from moderation limbo? Remember that tip I gave you.

I'll to admit that I lack your talent to be funny and piss them off at the same time. You get them so fucking pissed it's hysterical. You would think that you're insulting a relative of theirs.

I still remember the first time you called PT "landwhale". I couldn't stop laughing for about an hour.

Foxxy you dropped a mighty deuce! I loved it. I guess I'll drop by tonight too. HAI PT! I'm coming landwhale!

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Hi Gigaboob!

@veryoldbat

i hear God answers back whenever anyone is talking about Whamo...Whamo got it like that

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Hey Gig.. How are you? Yeah.. They POST about reading the D... So how do we keep things HUSH HUSH for those JJ adventure junkies? Should we write qiuietly?
Given that they do speak directly to God about Whamo?

My issues now have issues.. So take a number.

OLOL...I have to check out Cesar's youtube!

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"As for the main bully bitch, PT is reportedly a large, african american woman"

no. fucking. way. if so, i'm going to try to have her membership revoked at our next meeting

/not large, just "thick"

"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12

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Whamo... our funny Foxxy one is known as "Don't Fear the Psychiatrist".

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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.