Olivier Sarkozy And Mary-Kate Olsen Are Moving In Together
People who live on East 10th Street in NYC's East Village will soon hear naked virgins scream out the words "A TODDLER TROLL IS TRYING TO EAT MY BLOOD! HELP HELP! I mean, FIRE FIRE!" as they run down the street, because 26-year-old Mary-Kate Olsen is moving into the neighborhood with her French dadfriend. 42-year-old Olivier Sarkozy has been nibbling on Mary-Kate's troll twat for a few months now and they will continue to gross us all out, because they're taking their love to the next level by moving in together.
Page Six says that Olivier has paid $6.25 million for a 4,200 square foot townhouse that was built in the olden times. Olivier will own the East Village's new house of horrors, but apparently Mary-Kate approves of it and likes it because it's old. (Too easy.) Curbed has pictures of the townhouse and we really should admire it before the walls are covered in the screams of the innocent, goat nutsacks and posters from past Olsen movies. That last one is the most terrifying, I know.
All shade aside, I'm happy (not really) that a 42-year-old French dude who looks like a 52-year-old French dude and a 26-year-old girl who looks like an 8-year-old dressed up as Snow White's old witch have found love in a hopeless place. And note to Ryan Murphy, you now have your plot for the third season of American Horror Story.
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 1:16pm.
Lucy - Santa Cruz is fucking HAUNTED.
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I didn't know that.
I have relatives in Aptos, which is not far from there. Beautiful area.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 1:15pm.
Whamo - Please see
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That is super cool, I've never seen something like that before!!!
UBF - yes, very dated. Unfortunately it's closed right now under litigation, but the surrounding area is absolutely breath taking being nestled in the redwoods.
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 1:03pm.
The age-difference i am cool with, she just looks so FUCKING YOUNG. When i was 20, i had a little something going on with an almost 40 year old coworker
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When I was in my late 30's I saw a 23 year old Stewardess for a few months.
I got a lot of high fives and "Whamo you lucky Bastard" from my friends. lol!
I know that sounds bad but it was DAMN good for my ego:D
One night we were at her folks place and and she went to bed early so I stayed up chatting with her flirty Mom, she must have issues with her mom because she got into a fight with her in the morning and basically stopped calling and returning my calls after that...and I swear I didn't do anything with her mom! lol!!!
M.E.: http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A2KJke4udS5QJGwAVV.JzbkF..
That is quite nice. I love little tricks in architecture.
M.E., i have seen the place featured a few times in those Haunted Places Shows. But i hate that plastic phony look of it. IDK what`s scarier, how dated it looks or that it might be haunted..
Lucy - Santa Cruz is fucking HAUNTED.
Whamo - Please see:
http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A2KJke4udS5QJGwAVV.JzbkF...
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 12:50pm.
SH*T!!! Imma google.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 12:37pm.
I love creepy ass shit like this.
*googles coprophagia*
*gags*
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 1:03pm.
She has way more money than he does.
Mike, we are all going to purgatory....together.
:D
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Worrying is using your imagination
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 12:50pm.
"She took me into the dining room, which the creek runs through"
A creek running though a dinning room, am I missing something?
That's sound cool but I don't understand.
I too, wish I had a filthy rich, French sugar daddy treating me like a 19th century courtesan. Then again I'm not into coprophagia so perhaps not.
Danny Tanner and little Michelle, all grown up and fucking.
“I don't care what anybody says about me as long as it isn't true.” - Dorothy Parker
The age-difference i am cool with, she just looks so FUCKING YOUNG. When i was 20, i had a little something going on with an almost 40 year old coworker, but at least i didnt look like i was still eating lunchables and listening to Kidz Bop.
Can we have another post, those two grease-farts bore me.
Submitted by zomay on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 1:01pm.
The 2 guys in front have perplexed looks because they overheard him asking her if he could call her Michelle Tanner later that evening...
lol!
There is NO WAY this guy is 42! no way no how!
If he is 42 then the French need to put something IN or take something OUT of their water!
Well I guess she's 260 in troll years so it evens out somehow.
Sex probably isn't an issue because Heroin isn't exactly an aphrodisiac or anything.
Ewwww I'm just thinking all the sick old man things he does to her when she's on the full nod. I'm sure he like her better on Heroin because at least she moves around a bit, when he give her roofies he has to play his "fuck the dead chick" game and that gets boring after a while.
Jacko - COME ONE! You were hoping for a nip slip or some muff.
::michelle tanner thumbs up:: "You got it dude!" is what she said when he asked her to shack up.
That pic is so many kinds of gross:
1. Old man macking on young girl
2. what his hands smelled like after removing them from that greasy rat's nest
That thing can't be 42.
Mybe 42 in Jupiter years.
Yeah, okay. File this under "Last, Not Going To."
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SANTO DIOS! PRAISE HAY-SOOS CREASE-TOE!
I've never understood the appeal of older guys. Maybe it's because I've always looked younger than my age and I have this uncanny ability to attract the creepers. Nothing like some awkward middle-aged guy making small-talk, and then asking "so what high school do you go to, honey?" when you're 25.
The 2 guys in front have perplexed looks because they overheard him asking her if he could call her Michelle Tanner later that evening...
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Worrying is using your imagination
to create something you don’t want.
After vomming at these two, I have greater respect for Mr. Ginsu's "love normally" statement.
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Why don't you dance with me? I'm not no limburger.
In high school a friend of mine ran off with our damn psychology teacher... it was pretty messed up. That's what this reminds me of...
M.E. - you are NOT RIGHT.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
Is she the drug dealer or is it Ashley? Way to go for the Sarkozy name to hook up with a druggie/anorexia/faux fashion designer! Being French he probably laughs at her and her sister's so called fashions He probably views her as a "project" and wants to make her over My Fair Lady style.
i disapprove of this coupling...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Guest - the Brookdale Lodge is famous for hauntings. Google it.
I was there one night, we closed down the bar. The bartender and I were talking about all the ghost stories. She took me into the dining room, which the creek runs through and in the back there are stairs to now closed hotel rooms with a huge glass window looking down the hall. As legend goes there was a young girl who was staying in the hotel with her family and she drowned in the creek. She was wearing a white dress (1920's I think).
Anywhore, the bartender and I went up the stairs to the locked door to the old hotel hallway and peered through the window. At first I saw nothing, just a bunch of closed doors, then all of a sudden this little girl, in a white dress was in the middle of the hallway. I cleared a two story set of stairs in one leap and RAN.
Somebody should warn the NY City Health Department. Those two may get fumigated by accident!
Nothing is creepier than to think that Uncle Jesse may have tapped that.
This Sarkozy fellow looks like the broken condom baby of Alan Rickman and a Matt Groening drawing.
ME! Wow. I wanta hear the lodge story now.
My best friend from high school started dating this old ass man, older than both of our parents, when she was 19. I remember he tried to go to dry night at a club with us and the bouncers would NOT let his ass in the door with us Hahaha. Fucking pedophiles.
It is my firm belief that there is something wrong with those Olsen twins.
There's no sucha things as ghosts. Unless you count a 56-pound Trollsen.
News about which I do not care on a day on which I plan to loll in the sun and read a berk.
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HHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Jacko, you like my kitteh?
dude looks like he's in his 50s. this looks all wrong. something no one should be condoning.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK
GG - my BF right after HS rented this old house on the cliffs above the beach. The first year the strange things that happened I just brushed off as us being drunk and possibly doing it when we were fucked up. Items in the house were moved when we weren't looking, strange noises, doors opening by themselves, etc. Creepiest was year 2. We were getting up early to go camping with his brother and his GF, who lived in the house too. We woke up and heard the shower, heard his brother and GF talking in the bathroom (as usual) and waited for our turn to take a shower. About a half hour or so later all was quiet in the bathroom, so we headed in. Shower was dry. We went to his brothers bedroom, empty. We looked at eachother like WTF? So, we got showered, dressed and headed out. When we got to the campsite we asked his brother about the mornings events. He told us that they had left the day before.
That scared the shit out of me.
Then there is the other shit I encountered in other places. The Brookdale Lodge, I will NEVER set foot in again. EVER.
He looks older than even 52!! The townhouse is nice. I watch Selling NY so I know this!. :p
Have fun GG! I'm out too, later whores!
.Submitted by mike on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 12:28pm.
Here's a pic of the lovely couple with Sarkozy's daughter:
http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/post/25451987114/im-still-trying-to-conv...
good gawd, that looks positively pedophile!
Thanks samesame, that picture is more disturbing that the others. Underfed, chain smoking mutant, old amateur porn dude, and that poor kid, who looks frightened by this whole hot mess. At least troll can swap clothes with his daughter. *shudder*
~So long, and thanks for all the fish!~
I refuse to text Jack anymore naughty photos since he's the only one with the password to his phone and there's no chance anyone else will see them (like his friends).
Submitted by mike on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 12:28pm.
Here's a pic of the lovely couple with Sarkozy's daughter:
http://surisburnbook.tumblr.com/post/25451987114/im-still-trying-to-conv...
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omg omg omg that is sooo creeepy.
See you freaks later...I got to go perfect my farmers tan!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Mike, I love that she's got her phone stuck to her hear and puffing on a cigarette around his daughter and not giving a shit about being there with them. Damn she's short too.
LOLOLLLL snowcleft!!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rly1ZZ076G8&feature=related ~ Kenny Powers
*texts Jack naughty picture*