Night Crumbs
Lindsay Lonjas goes shopping and hopefully she's shopping for a bra, because she's kind of got a side butt on her torso. It's a look! - The Superficial
What in the name of Pocahontas as a morning-shift hooker is Kate Moss wearing? - Lainey Gossip
Joanna Krupa can read. I think. - Drunken Stepfather
A check is a check: Trista from The Bachelorette shows off her new silicone sacks in Life & Style - Celebitchy
Poke at me when you have the grainy naked pictures that Paul Ryan sent to some trick he met on Grindr - Towleroad
Happy Man Nips Friday - The Berry
Since the universe just had to give us bikini pictures of a chick with an echo in her name, why couldn't they give us Lisa Lisa instead? - Hollywood Tuna
Strangely enough, these are Pimp Mama Kris' rules of life too - The Daily What
The moment Katy Perry realized that John Mayer's David Duke dick just pissed on her leg in the pool - Just Jared
Heidi Klum runs a lot - Cityrag
JoJo still exists and she still looks like a pre-crackie Lindsay Lohan mixed with a little Katie Doyle from Road Rules - Popoholic
Piece of trash wearing piece of trash boots - ICYDK
Sorry, Channing Tatum, but that role will forever belong to Brooke Hogan - Hollywood Rag
Why did I mistake Hugh Jackmeoff for Marcel from Top Chef? - SOW
Mammals shaking. That is all. - OMG Blog
How can I focus on Jennifer Aniston's maybe engagement ring when her pointy titty cones keep poking me in the eyes? - Popsugar
Cleanse your eyes with some Detective La Toya today - I'm Not Obsessed
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Ugh, nasty flabby saggy junkie.
@saphris - that tat is supposedly Billy Joel lyrics: "Clear as a crystal sharp as a knife; I feel like I'm in the prime of my life."
Wow. Profound. I get that impression when looking at Lindsay too....she's so vibrant and full of life! Bitch looks like she's one foot in the nursing home, for chrissakes.
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Check this I am almost 50 word and my titties are normal for a woman my age, but never have they sagged like this tricks, she is aging very quickly, it is scary by the time she hits 30 she will look 60 she will not look good because she try to preempt with too mch plastic surgery which will make her look worse
saphris, someone did say.....and it is only a quick scroll down a few posts.
I am FIFTEEN years older than Blowhan, and my body is solid. This chick is mush. It's sad, and gross.
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He excites me
Must be like a genesis of rhythm
I get feisty
Whenever I'm with him
I'm 2 years older than that bitch, and my body is tighter than that. What's sad is that I'm broke as a joke so I can't afford trainers, personal chefs, plastic surgeons. All I have are a few used workout DVD's and some dumbells I bought at a garage sale. Seriously Lindsay, start with layong off the booze, followed by lots of veggies and water.
*I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar*
At the risk of not "making a point" or sounding profound on Dlisted, like some other posters accuse me of, I'll risk posting again and hope it's adequate enough for the comments section:
What does her tattoo say? I haven't read all the posts to see if someone's said...
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"I felt very still & very empty, the way the eye of a tornado must feel, moving dully along in the middle of the surrounding hullabaloo."
Blowhan reminds me of that one girl in high school that everyone knew. The girl who either was in terrible shape or was really not at all attractive, but she had this attitude of "I'm HOT!" So, she'd dress & act in ways that were wildly inappropriate and sometimes downright nasty... hence blowhan's floppy dried up titty bag side-udder pic...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:25am.
Lmao! But you could use the butter as lube! Hehe.
Night Loops, sleep time for me, have a great day sir! ;-)
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:20am.
lobster is tooo messy, i dont like my hands to be messy if i have to give a hand job or something.
plus its all muscle memory, if my hands are used to cracking lobsters, i might end up choking a dick like a lobster later.
@ Loopy
Hahaha, nice...not a cheap date! Good for you hun, I'm not cheap either! I'd take the lobster over the seafood bisque though. ;-)
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:11am.
3 cosmos, a seafood bisque with seared scallops dinner, a show in premium seating, nice truffle oil desert, and you get a nookie, or else NO "me love you long time."
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:07am.
Haha, I knew you had morals sir! 2 cosmos then? ;)
A little threadbare... Left from Dogs In Space... But you you were a weee misfit for that no? Shivers,, grins
My issues now have issues.. So take a number
A little threadbare... Left from Dogs In Space... But you you were a weee misfit for that no? Shivers,, grins
My issues now have issues.. So take a number
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:02am.
ohh the fresh meat brigade have like a special radar to seek out new talent at the clubs and bang them.
and i was always the prude who wouldnt give it up for a free drink.
takes more than 1 free cosmopolitan to get your hands in my pants mr.
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:57am.
lol
@ Loopy
Rofl - I would have gone with ya Loops, sounds like fun, but yeah gotta watch those drinks. Some things got kinda dicey.
Submitted by veryoldbat on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 4:00am.
lollll those shorts are for the teaches of peaches dance.
::: passes Loopy his gold lame dolphin shorts.. You left them on the pole last night....::::dodging bricks... Grins
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:54am.
lol well i was a 90s gay boy, trying to sneak into clubs when i was underage and getting caught sometimes. and then when we got in, i had to look out for my two slutty friends who would be constantly getting seduced by the fresh meat brigade. i mean fuck sake, dont drink a drink some random guy buys you!!! its sexual fingering juice.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:53am.
who? what? hunh?
/looks innocent
//fails horribly
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:52am.
Haha, I um...well let's just say that the late 80s and early 90s are a bit of a blur? Heh. ;-)
Submitted by Foxxy Brown on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:51am.
yes Ru Foxy Brown Paul.
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:48am.
i was listening to teaches of peaches, and then monifah touch it.
somehow i feel a certain affinity to stripper songs lol
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:40am.
well, lip sync for your life and don't fuck it up! ;-P
"Voodoo is forgetting who's the john and who's the whore." MK, 3/20/12
@ Loopy
Lol. I've spent a minute or two dancing for the audience in my head too!
Sounds like you're having fun sir, keep on! ;-)
Submitted by spider3tattoo on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:31am.
howdy dooo... nothing much, just relaxing and listening to some 90s hits and pretending im a stripper.
Katy looks like shes pulling a Lochte and peeing on his leg... And strangely. He seems to be quite ok with it...
My issues now have issues.. So take a number.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 3:25am.
*butts in*
Hi Loopy dear! How are you and yours today?
/blows kiss
Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 2:06am.
katy perry and john mayer should join hands and jump into a hell hole and fuck off.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 2:54am.
Thanks Rande....I was actually wondering earlier what it was, but too lazy to try and enhance it.
Ironic, no? ;-)
Her tits look like the equivalent of Jackie Stallones face Michael K had up the other day. *Shudders*
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
My crack research team tells me that her rib-cage tatt says "Clear as a crystal sharp as a knife/ I feel like I'm in the prime of my life," from a Billy Joel song (he'd know).
Ok now, let me get a grip here. I'm not gonna necessarily bust on her body, because Lord knows I have many flaws... That being said... I know my flaws, I know what I should do to fix them ( Suzanne Summers thigh master constantly, lipo,less booze) and I would NEVER subject anyone to the weird inner thigh bumps I have! It's just common sense and common courtesy. I'm not gonna go out in daisy dukes, because I accept they do not flatter and nobody wants to see my odd lumps of chub. I fault Lindsay for absolute lack of self awareness and common decency!
I'm 10 years older than Linds and my chichis look much better with no intervention and I don't have a muffin top. Ok, I feel better about turning 36 on Sunday.
Loopy, did you see Katy with Mayer? Ugh John is giving her the surreptitious 1/2 chuckle clutch and stare at the boobs trick, lol she's doing the joan rivers laugh and head tilt back move... gruh-oss! Lol
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Submitted by how dare you on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 1:49am.
lol
Twat Muffin - holy shit! I am pissing myself laughing about what you wrote re: Fugliana!!! I cannot imagine any man (or beast) getting hard for that fucking melted skank. Thank god she can't reproduce...it is proof that there are miracles in this world.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Sat, 08/18/2012 - 12:32am.
Your faith was strong but you needed proof
You saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you
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No. My Jeff Buckley wouldn't touch that shit.
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Ok. Lindsay's gone. She's gone. She's not even going to attempt a come back. No year at the gym with trainers to get out of that mess. She's gone.
Your faith was strong but you needed proof
You saw her bathing on the roof
Her beauty and the moonlight overthrew you
John Mayer is always there to pick up the leftovers.
Don't worry! You don't need to respond.
What a saggied-tit mess. Poor girl.
modern day audrey hepburn, just oozes class, just aahh--no words--- just im in awe.
Okay, now the Heidi Klum pics were depressing, because I run too and I could never run far or long enough to look even marginally as good as she does, and she's had 4 kids and I've had none. I do have cats though.
But then the pics of Lindsay....*they* make me feel like a goddess-supermodel. Go away Klum, Blohan is good for my self-esteem.
Amen, Within.
Pudding? Hahahaha.
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Another reason Blowhan looks that way is she's slept about 14 hours in the past 5 years.
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He excites me
Must be like a genesis of rhythm
I get feisty
Whenever I'm with him
Damn Lindsay, that hag is still rearing it's ugly head, make it go back again.
LOL at Hohans floppers!
Don't worry! You don't need to respond.
Really, really hope that's just the way LiLo is standing/sitting/leaning, cuz I just turned 40 on the 13th, had a baby, and my girls are still up.
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"I am not doing your fucking maneuvers."-Croc
"Once you go cat, you'll never go back"- Mrs.K "We wanted diamonds, sherbet, or a squirrel with a gun."-Izzard ♥♥ If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will? ♥♥
My sister recently started working with Giuliana and Bill and says that they're really friendly and gracious. She was pleasantly surprised because she expected them to be assholes. I'll take her word for it because we're both cynical bitches. Before she told me that, I felt the same way everyone else at dlisted feels about her.
On topic: Lindsay is gross.
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Douchechill!