Night Crumbs
Lindsay Lonjas goes shopping and hopefully she’s shopping for a bra, because she’s kind of got a side butt on her torso. It’s a look! – The Superficial
What in the name of Pocahontas as a morning-shift hooker is Kate Moss wearing? – Lainey Gossip
Joanna Krupa can read. I think. – Drunken Stepfather
A check is a check: Trista from The Bachelorette shows off her new silicone sacks in Life & Style – Celebitchy
Poke at me when you have the grainy naked pictures that Paul Ryan sent to some trick he met on Grindr – Towleroad
Happy Man Nips Friday – The Berry
Since the universe just had to give us bikini pictures of a chick with an echo in her name, why couldn’t they give us Lisa Lisa instead? – Hollywood Tuna
Strangely enough, these are Pimp Mama Kris’ rules of life too – The Daily What
The moment Katy Perry realized that John Mayer’s David Duke dick just pissed on her leg in the pool – Just Jared
Heidi Klum runs a lot – Cityrag
JoJo still exists and she still looks like a pre-crackie Lindsay Lohan mixed with a little Katie Doyle from Road Rules – Popoholic
Piece of trash wearing piece of trash boots – ICYDK
Sorry, Channing Tatum, but that role will forever belong to Brooke Hogan – Hollywood Rag
Why did I mistake Hugh Jackmeoff for Marcel from Top Chef? – SOW
Mammals shaking. That is all. – OMG Blog
How can I focus on Jennifer Aniston’s maybe engagement ring when her pointy titty cones keep poking me in the eyes? – Popsugar
Cleanse your eyes with some Detective La Toya today – I’m Not Obsessed