Monday, August 20th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 17th!
Quick, someone give Kevin Federline something to impregnate before his scrotum bursts! - TFBuckFutter
Runners-up:
In order to boost their relevance again, the makers of cabbage patch made a very poor product decision when they decided to put out their "The Kardashian Patch" line. - boredasfuckyo
You'd have a callus that big too if your job was to kick Lindsay Lohan's ass out of bed. - magusxxx
Lance was the one to finally capture Enrique Igelsias's runaway mole! - Glen
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With all the stray hairs and the occasional hairball, it's hard for a Persian owner to blend in.
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Potato salad for everyone - Huzzah!
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Certified Slore
Kim K's butt implant is surprisingly effective as Farmer Joe's new cow tipping tool
Certified Slore
You say potato, I say po-FUCK ME!
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Certified Slore
Harvesting the pods at Xenu Farms.
After keeping her ass clenched for years, Aniston is finally able to let loose. Farmer Jones poses next to a smaller sample before carting it away as fertilizer.
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Aniston is artistically, intellectually and reproductively barren.
Paltrow is a walking argument against nepotism
David Beckham comes clean and takes the potato out of his chonies......
idk seems like the plot of some crazy fairytale.
When did Quentin Tarantino and Rumer Willis start dating?
Courtney and Doug star in a remake of Green Acres.
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Visit The Freckle on Lindsay Lohan's Lip on Facebook.
Graber proudly poses with the massive obstruction that's been stuck up Gwyneth Paltrow's ass all these years.
Quentin Tarantino tried to grow something with feet, instead he grew something with eyes.
Don't judge me
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 08/17/2012 - 6:17pm.
"Aye, Sarah Jessica Parker, the American actress, told me I could 'ave it if I could git it off 'er."
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Finally, they can make a potato salad big enough to satisfy Kirstie Alley's lunch cravings.
According to the farmer, the incubation period is around 11 months. Or, however long ago it was he kicked a naked Rhianna out of his field.
They finally found the right size potato to make the Kanye West version of Mr. Potato Head.
Not to be outdone by Brad Pitt's year-long search and personal design of Angie's ring, Justin Theroux DUG UP Jen's colossal diamond and will cut and set it himself! So there, HATERS!
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Fair is foul and foul is fair..
On it's day off, Nicki Minaj's ass likes to pose for pictures with cousin Bob from Iowa.
You'd have a callus that big too if your job was to kick Lindsay Lohan's ass out of bed.
Sinead finally conquers the "difficult brown."
R Patz hooks up with new gal pal. "This one has a personality"!
Blaaaaaaked Potato.
Lance was the one to finally capture Enrique Igelsias's runaway mole!
ANOTHER DUGGAR IS ON THE WAY....
CHARLIE SHEEN&LILO ON THE SET OF SCARY MOVIE 5....
WHERE POTATO NEEDS THE COUCH....
Madonnas Ego has finally been found by farmer in Ireland.
CHARLIE (SHEEN) BIG POTATO
This makes me think of Woody Allen's Sleeper movie, the scene where he steals a canoe sized banana and piece of celery. And back at the campfire, Diane Keeton complains that there's no wine.
And nine months later, Rumer Willis was born.
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Once I've emotionally, physically and financially destroyed you, I'm more than willing to forgive and forget.
That explains why Beyonce hasn't revealed pics of Blue Ivy's face.
"Aye, Sarah Jessica Parker, the American actress, told me I could 'ave it if I could git it off 'er."
There's hope for all Singletons if even Rumer can find a man to stand by her.
leeked movie poster for Spud-erman starring Toby Maguire
Kris Humphries really got his foot up Kim's ass during the divorce...and look what came out!
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Famine Over.
This will make enough vodka to last Gitte for a couple of "naps".
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
Coco's ass implants finally dug up.
I thought Quentin Tarantino had a foot fetish?
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He excites me
Must be like a genesis of rhythm
I get feisty
Whenever I'm with him
Strange as it was, their forbidden love wasn't nearly as repugnant as that of Olivier Sarkozy and Mary-Kate Olsen.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
I think, therefore I yam.
Just one of the rogue bullshit dingles that fall from Joe Biden's mouth on his tour of "fly-over country."
Quentin Tarantino with the star of his next movie "Inglorious Taters".
Tom Cruise poses for photographers while visiting Ireland.
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Thank the lawd, they finally put Kim's ass out to pasture.
Bruce was disappointed when baby Emma turned out just as spuddy as his other daughters.
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He excites me
Must be like a genesis of rhythm
I get feisty
Whenever I'm with him
That's great Rumer, but IMDB doesn't have a first prize at the State Fair section.
Norm McDonald won the First Annual Dan Quayle Memorial Spelling Bee. He's seen here posing with runner up, Rumer Willis.
Photos from Rumer's romantic honeymoon to Ireland.