Monday, August 20th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For August 17th!
Quick, someone give Kevin Federline something to impregnate before his scrotum bursts! - TFBuckFutter
Runners-up:
In order to boost their relevance again, the makers of cabbage patch made a very poor product decision when they decided to put out their "The Kardashian Patch" line. - boredasfuckyo
You'd have a callus that big too if your job was to kick Lindsay Lohan's ass out of bed. - magusxxx
Lance was the one to finally capture Enrique Igelsias's runaway mole! - Glen
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Tom Cruise allows a rare un-doctored image of himself to surface posing with a normal sized potato.
You know how hard it is going through life with this giant potato attached to my foot?
One of the loons FINALLY step away from the computer and goes to the bathroom.
That's hilarious!!!
Gives the Loon's alias, Passing Through, from JJ more meaning and authenticity.
So, I got this goin' for me. Which is nice.
This just came out if my ass, which is why it's so special. Yep.
Yep. That's right, it doesn't stink.
John Mayer finally met a piece of shit bigger than himself.
Hey, Doc, can you look at this? I think it might be a wart.
Look what I just stepped in!
Can be mistaken for any one of the tater tot sisters.
Some people see a giant turd, John Mayer sees sexual napalm.
John Mayer's dream sized turd for "dirty" sex.
The one tater tot that actually grew up.
Don't worry! You don't need to respond.
Chris Jenner doesn't like it when Kim bends over. Men like to Captian Morgan on that Ass.
Jessica Simpsons lost weight...found!
Don't worry! You don't need to respond.
In order to boost their relevance again, the makers of cabbage patch made a very poor product decision when they decided to put out their "The Kardashian Patch" line.
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"What if all you understand could fit into the center of a hand? And then you found it wasn't you, who held the sum of everything you knew?"
When I open a box of Lucky Charms, this is not the "magically delicious" I expect.
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Sylvester Stallone was kind enough to lend his HGH blown prostate to the farmers of America who are still reeling from terrible drought conditions.
Rumer Willis is really scraping the bottom of the boyfriend barrel now.
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Visit The Freckle on Lindsay Lohan's Lip on Facebook.
Idaho: The Quentin Tarantino's Taint State
I always enjoy Rose's St Olaf vacation photos
Ryan Lochte really needs to stop teasing us. Peel off the CLOTHES and leave the taters and acting alone.
Oops...I did not see the previous Tarantino-turd caption...
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Quentin Tarantino's next movie is rumored to be a big piece of shit.
Another Irish borrower. With a big spud.
Many creatures can be tracked by following their droppings, and Tater Head proves to be no exception.
Lance Armstrong rode by my farm in the Netherlands...and he left this.
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Lance Armstrong rode by my farm in the Netherlands...and he left this.
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www.sweetmotherlover.wordpress.com
No, its not Kim Kardashian's ass. Its just a big spud.
Finally giving up on the Republican party the Ida-ho's decide to grow their own candidate that is not only bigger, but smarter than Mitt Romney & Paul Ryan combined.
Dr. Scotty McKnight... The brave doctor who removed the disease ridden cyst from Paris Hilton's vagina.
Jim Bob Duggar's slogan: "Once you pop a nut, you can't stop!"
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I think TLC is running out of ideas. This latest show is called "Little People, Big Potatoes".
Apparently Tarantino couldn't get Bruce to commit to "Bulb Fiction". However ...
The source for Jessica Simpson's favorite snack...
@Raul
LMFAO!
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Irish dowry.
dick tater
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Anyone who doesn't believe we evolved from apes has never seen how far I can fling my own shit.
I guess if I was with Blake Unlively, I'd want the occasional hoe too.
scraped from the pool, post Olympics
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luscious_t requests asylum from Hollywood star whackers
♪ Rumer's got a boyfriend, Rumer's got a boyfriend ♫
Once again the paparazzi went too far when they followed Arnie Schwartzenagger out into the woods, and photographed him after he took a dump.
Looks like June's makeover on Honey Boo Boo Child was a resounding success!
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luscious_t requests asylum from Hollywood star whackers
When you said you were going to the dump I thought you meant the landfill.
On the next episode of Honey Boo Boo Child: a mysterious farmer steps on Mama's head
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luscious_t requests asylum from Hollywood star whackers
Yukon't be serious! Kirstie may be a size-queen but she knows Photoshop, loser.
Quentin Tarantino's original idea for the Inglorius BasTURD was not well received.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Finnegan declares The Potato Famin is Over.
Quentin Tarentino reveals his foot fetish to Tater Head.
The results of John Goodman's first colonic