Night Crumbs

August 16, 2012 / Posted by:

I’ve been looking at these pictures of David Beckham for H&M chonies so long that his stache is starting to look like the top of Moe Howard’s head – Towleroad

How many of nana’s doilies were murdered to make Jessica Biel’s hideous ass jumpsuit? – Lainey Gossip 

And Lindsay Lohan today can play Lindsay Lohan at 60 – The Superficial 

This is your brain on drugs…lots of drugs – The Daily What 

Kelsey Grammer cries republiphobia – Celebitchy

When are we going to learn that Miley Cyrus’ stylist is Willow Smith? – Drunken Stepfather

Miranda Kerr posed without a top on for Terry Richardson and she managed to get through it without him jacking off on her arm. I think. – Hollywood Tuna 

Prince deserves better than this – Popoholic

Dylan chooses Kelly Taylor YET AGAIN! – ICYDK

Dear Jessica Biel, please give that feathered tutu back to the baby ballerina you stole it from. She needs it for her pre-school production of Swan Lake. – Popsugar

The Gisele looks hot here” jokes are too easy – Just Jared

The first picture is what Blue Ivy Carter’s afternoon snack looks like – The Berry 

The wombat shuffle – Cityrag

Penelope Cruz as Super Mario Bros, because why not? – Hollywood Rag

Can we make this week “Singers From The 90s Performing In Front Of A Webcam In Their Guest Room/Office” Week and get Gerardo to perform for us next? – Crunk + Disorderly

And your honor, we’d like to call Salma Hayek’s all-knowing chichis to the stand!” I’m Not Obsessed

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