Night Crumbs
I’ve been looking at these pictures of David Beckham for H&M chonies so long that his stache is starting to look like the top of Moe Howard’s head – Towleroad
How many of nana’s doilies were murdered to make Jessica Biel’s hideous ass jumpsuit? – Lainey Gossip
And Lindsay Lohan today can play Lindsay Lohan at 60 – The Superficial
This is your brain on drugs…lots of drugs – The Daily What
Kelsey Grammer cries republiphobia – Celebitchy
When are we going to learn that Miley Cyrus’ stylist is Willow Smith? – Drunken Stepfather
Miranda Kerr posed without a top on for Terry Richardson and she managed to get through it without him jacking off on her arm. I think. – Hollywood Tuna
Prince deserves better than this – Popoholic
Dylan chooses Kelly Taylor YET AGAIN! – ICYDK
Dear Jessica Biel, please give that feathered tutu back to the baby ballerina you stole it from. She needs it for her pre-school production of Swan Lake. – Popsugar
The “Gisele looks hot here” jokes are too easy – Just Jared
The first picture is what Blue Ivy Carter’s afternoon snack looks like – The Berry
The wombat shuffle – Cityrag
Penelope Cruz as Super Mario Bros, because why not? – Hollywood Rag
Can we make this week “Singers From The 90s Performing In Front Of A Webcam In Their Guest Room/Office” Week and get Gerardo to perform for us next? – Crunk + Disorderly
“And your honor, we’d like to call Salma Hayek’s all-knowing chichis to the stand!” – I’m Not Obsessed