Let's All Bask In The Divine Beauty Of Jackie Stallone
The most beautiful 90 year old in every universe Jackie Stallone is a world-renowned and highly skilled rumpologist, and something tells me that very recently she read the ass one of her customers and saw the future of her lips. And yes, that customer was a constipated baboon with inflamed anal glands.
At the Hollywood premiere of her son Sylvester Stallone's new movie The Expendables 2, Jackie showed up looking like a flower in the Pete Burns garden that was fed gallons of illegal lip fillers and extra-sweetened hummingbird juice.
Jackie's beautiful face looks like a tour through the Garden of Eden. That wig looks like a threatened beaver who's getting ready to attack. Those exquisite brows look like the extra healthy, banana-shaped poops of a serpent. Those eyes look like baby spiders eating green apples (or like a tarantula doing the goatse). And finally, that mesmerizing bottom lip looks like an obese slug trying to give birth. When OctoMom's gynecologist can look at your mouth lips and say, "That looks really familiar!", then you're doing plastic surgery RIGHT!
And right after your eyes fell on that gorgeous picture of Jackie, I'm sure you dropped your mouse and walked out of the room. So I'll excuse Jackie's beauty on her behalf.
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Wow....MK needs to do a better job fact checking. Why has it not been corrected? He could take a lesson from Rush Limbaugh who has a fact accuracy rating of 99%.
Ivone is ageless. Every year she blooms out more and more beautiful (Just don't try to trim her casue she'll seed the lawn and that's all she wrote).
I honestly thought for a moment Lisa Vanderpump had had some corrective work.
She is actually Ivone Weldon miscredited as Jackie Stallone. How anyone could make that mistake is beyond me.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
Did nobody notice these pics are NOT of Jacie Stallone? I'm disappointed in you sluts!
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
She looks like she just went 15 rounds with Clubber Lang.
jesus.
i admire that she's 90 and doing her thang, but those lips!!
I hope she doesn't try to kiss anyone with those lips. If they exploded it would be carnage.
She looks FABULOUS and she is truly an inspiratia for all of us 'mature' women!!!!!
She's mighty cartoonish, but, imo, she's still shitting on Kim Zolciak. Put a turtle neck on Jackie and keep her fifty feet from the eyes and she's ocularly tolerable. Kim needs to be kept behind a stage curtain or up in the Wizard of Oz's hidey-room. And soundproofed.
How can a 90 year old stand, let alone walk in those heels?
I admire her tenacity!
Say something nice: had it not been for those SUV tires and pencilled in brows she would have looked damn good for 90.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
Her face is beyond gross, but her body is pretty amazing for a 90 yr old.
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Touching to see they're all so broken up about the recent DEATH in their family. Sad!
Janice Dickinson is looking good!
Despite her plastic surgeon needing to change careers, & her makeup artist failing miserably, she is 90 years old and looks like she has good energy and gets out and enjoys life; that is great. Hope she continues to live a long fulfilling life.
My foto is also Jackie, so I think she got a little help now; looks a little better, no cierto?
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 10:35pm.
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Nah Sans, I don't think you're going off! It's a normal reaction to hearing the same thing over and over and over again. Oh well.
On a positive note, that woman does look younger than her age... but the pic still needs a warning. hehehe
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And WTH happened to her ear lobes? Lol @ someone saying they used to be her boobs. XD
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OMG, you gotta put like a paragraph of spoiler space before that photo, dang! Looking at Sly's face, I bet him and momma got the same surgeon.
MK- you *seriously* need to put a warning above a post with picture like THAT, for us hors on our cell phones! I'm scrolling down, totes unaware, and BAM! Fuckin' nearly had a heart attack! Scared the hell outta me, which in turn startled my dachshunds who then go batshit through the house barking now!
Fanks! =o}
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Jesus Christ! She looks like the creature from the black lagoon! Sorry to insult him.
ba-buttons, that's really pretty sad, more than anything else.
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Ewwww. What is that?
oh wait NVM juniper....you're talking about season 2's Swamp Thing, which was even creepier. Egads. That show was scary, back in the day.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 9:53pm.
Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 9:25pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 8:50pm.
Despite what Migraineuse thinks, this is NOT a problem that only affects women. Plenty of men suffer from eating disorders and body dysmorphia too,
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Sorry, honey. It may be a problem that some males suffer from. No man ever would.
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What does that even mean? That a person with XY chromosomes suffering from an eating disorder is somehow less of a man?
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"Less" would imply that there is some shred of manhood present in the first place. There isn't.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
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Groping while I cry inside
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Juniper - yes!!! that creepy swamp thing that Doug Hutchinson played back in the first season that slithered through the vents. That thing was so gross. Dougie probably didn't have to actually act all that much.
WIthin - yeah, I guess this subject is a little personal. I'm sure ba-buttons was joking in a black humor sort of way. I was just going off of Migraineuse's original nonsense post about how too much plastic surgery equals some vast patriarchal conspiracy against women. *sigh*
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Flukeman!
I finally realised what it reminded me of. There was a creature in the x-files...lived in the sewers I think....mainly just a blob with a mouth.
AAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEYO!
BLUB BLUB BLUB BLUB!
Don't worry! You don't need to respond.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 9:53pm.
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Notice how a seemingly innocuous comment seems to turn the conversation from this HIDEOUS FACE to eating disorders of men and women? Curious. But I get you. It is an important topic. I completely believe your wrestler friend who said many in the sport suffer from this problem.
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Submitted by ba-buttons on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 9:25pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 8:50pm.
Despite what Migraineuse thinks, this is NOT a problem that only affects women. Plenty of men suffer from eating disorders and body dysmorphia too,
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Sorry, honey. It may be a problem that some males suffer from. No man ever would.
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What does that even mean? That a person with XY chromosomes suffering from an eating disorder is somehow less of a man?
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Sorry, iPhone won't delete. I suck.
Wow! She's 90!! Most of us slores won't even make it that far. And look at her rock that dress and those shoes. I just can't hate on her. She's 90!! I want to wear a dress like that when I'm 90. Shoes too. Face,well, not so much for me. But if it makes her happy at 90, go for it!!
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I truly think that no matter how old you are, self esteem issues can reign supreme. I agree with the posters on here. Men can be just as self conscious, insecure, and sensitive. I think it is not really as common, but it is there.
If you are a woman or man that wants plastic surgery, just a little refresher, I do not necessarily see an issue. However, I think any man or woman that would subject themselves to this does not make sense. The lips are just ridiculous. I just do not see what the value is in something like that. It looks painful, and how dangerous can that be? I cannot imagine that is healthy!
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 8:50pm.
Despite what Migraineuse thinks, this is NOT a problem that only affects women. Plenty of men suffer from eating disorders and body dysmorphia too,
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Sorry, honey. It may be a problem that some males suffer from. No man ever would.
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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Thu, 01/19/2012 - 11:56am.
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Groping while I cry inside
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If it is at all possible she looks better than she did 5 years ago, 10 years ago, 15 years ago, 25 years ago.
And that is just sad when your stretched out, fake, past the point of no return plastic surgery FINALLY looks better. Usually it is a downward cycle, but this dame was a real dog after the first few brow lifts.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 8:29pm.
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You are so unintentionally hilarious.
I tried to scroll down...
I ended up zooming in 100x...
whhhhyyyy
Sans Fards, ya there are many issues that could cause someone to overdo it on the surgeries but MOST people at 90 just cngaflyingf, right?
And lately she's looking very different. This must be a new surgeon. She's not even an actress (or is she?) and if she goes out looking like that, people will comment on her looks. I don't know what weight has to do here, but OH BROTHER!
As a matter of fact, I refrained from commenting on Sylvester because of his son...
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Obviously sly is paying for the beautification, so can't he put a stop to this? Then again he's all roided out..:/ self esteem issues are passed on
Within, I think people like her, Heidi Montag, Pete Burns, and other extreme plastic surgery junkies suffer from some form of body dysmorphia. Kind of like the distortion of the mind that affects anorexics and bulimics....you always see yourself as fatter, uglier, and just different than you really are. I mean, what else would compel someone to get so many surgeries like that? logically, they look WORSE than they would if they'd just left well enough alone.
Despite what Migraineuse thinks, this is NOT a problem that only affects women. Plenty of men suffer from eating disorders and body dysmorphia too, it's just not as widely publicized. My s.o. used to be a wrestler, and he says a lot of wrestlers suffered from eating disorders trying to stay within a certain weight class.
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Submitted by mike on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 8:47pm.
I'm betting Sage currently looks more life-like.
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LOL!
Defending next: Irma Grese, Ilse Koch and Myra Hindley. They have vaginas and just couldn`t help the oppression....
I'm betting Sage currently looks more life-like.
Fuck, I thought Pamela Anderson let her hair go back to its natural color.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 8:37pm.
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Thank you Sans Fards. I thought I was the only one who suspected more than a little surgery here.
Still gives me chills to see her up close. *violent shakes*
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*rolls eyes at Migraineuse*
unbelievable. defending THIS, because she's a woman?
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Migraineuse, first you do this in the Gaga thread and now here. Seriously, what is your deal? Why are you so rabid about women's rights to the point where you see slights and slams that aren't even there? You know, not every man subjugates women and not every man hates women. I don't get why you have to turn every little thing into a feminist cause.
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