Jennifer Lawrence Is Not Kristen Stewart
If Kristen Stewart always had a red shirt-wearing, middle finger-throwing pap hater by her side at all times, the paparazzi would've never gotten pictures of her rubbing her butt cakes against a married man's crotch. Learn from Jennifer Lawrence, KStew!
If you're a skeezy married director who thinks that every white girl star of a major franchise will happily let you munch on her box in a Mini Cooper, think again. In an extremely accurate and totally truthful report from Radar, a source says that Jennifer Lawrence is telling her friends that she would never ever pull a heartless slut move by cheating on her boyfriend (aka that little kid from About A Boy). Yes, Katniss lifted her nose and looked down at that sparkle betrayer Bella as she said this to her friends:
“Jennifer has a healthy rivalry with Kristen, but she thinks that the cheating scandal she got caught up in could have been avoided. Recently, although she didn’t say Kristen’s name directly, she couldn’t resist having a subtle dig at her rival. She told a group of friends that she would never two-time Nicholas. Jennifer then went on to say that she has received attention from many older men, especially powerful movie directors in the past, and would never want to jeopardize her career by getting involved with a married man. She was clearly referring to Kristen’s liaison with Rupert."
You should never ever say "I'd never ever." You don't know what can happen.
What if Jennifer Lawrence lost everything just as civilization is almost destroyed by an unknown apocalyptic event (example: like Sarah Palin winning presidency in 2016). What if the rich overtook the poors, dissolved all the states and set up districts. What if every year, the richies kept us poors in check by making us fight it out to the death in some reality show. What if Jennifer Lawrence is picked for that reality show of death and aligns herself with a dude who has vowed to help her win the game. What if some science lab-made mosquito bit her ally in the crotch and the only way to get the venom out and save him from death is to suck it out through his peen. Technically, sucking on a peen is cheating, so is Jennifer Lawrence not going to do it? Is she going to say, "I would never EVER cheat on my boyfriend even if it means that civilization will eventually die a slow, terrible death because I didn't." Jennifer Lawrence is really going to let down an entire people?! Ugh, we're doomed and all because that goody goody won't suck the poison out of a dick that doesn't belong to her boyfriend.
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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 3:51pm.
Well, talk to me when you end up spending a good chunk of your paycheck on fuel just get to the places necessary in order to eek out a life.
Fuck the bitching about filling your tanks. The cost of gas makes absolutely everything else skyrocket too.
Gonna be eating a fuck of a lot of pasta.
@ Snowy
Oh fuck she does! That's very weird.
IDK, i think she always had that look to her face
http://jennifer-lawrence.com/pictures/displayimage.php?pid=5318&fullsize...
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 3:53pm.
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That's a very good point, and I'm sorry if I came off as glib or insulting. I'm still kinda jealous of your cheap(er) petrol but, as you say, it's more of a necessity than a luxury.
It'll be close to $80 for a fill up which will last 3 to 4 days. *smdh*
Pretty sure Jennifer Lawrence doesn't make sentences like "Jennifer Lawrence has a healthy rivalry with..." Some bullshitter is trying to bleed this cheating "scandal" dry.
Gas is over $4 in the Chicago area.
Lisbet, idk about other states, but TX is big as shit. The next store is 3 miles away from me, my kid`s schools 5 miles. Work 20. Back in Germany i could walk wherever i needed to go or catch the bus or train. None of that is available in my area. Without a car i am FUCKED.
Snowy the walrus thing is NOT true! You can see your sternum. *lmao*
I'm amazed at the complaints from Americans about petrol prices. In Ireland, we're being charged about €1.60 per litre. That'd be, what?, about $2 per litre?
I love the US. I envy you your cheap petrol. But, unfair as I know it is, I'm doing that annoying thing my grandmother does, when I complain about the economy and she sweetly reminds me that she grew up with no indoor plumbing, running water or sufficient food.
I really won't know how I feel about this situation until we hear from the casts of Harry Potter and The Lord of the Rings.
i do admire her hour glass figure which is only slightly pear shape.
Yeah, a month ago i got gas for $ 2.99. FML, now that i gotta drive the kids to school again every day and go back to work.....
@ Lisbet
To me it is incredibly obvious her face is done (it's tight and waxy and just not right for a 21 y/o or however old she is) and yet I've never seen anyone else mention it until today; I thought it was just my imagination.
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 3:43pm.
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Riiiight?
Ubf...it is $3.5fucking9 here. That's +50 cents in the past month! *scowls*
M.E.- Daaaaaaaaaayum. My mom van costs the same. You have a Passat though, right? Premium gas?
On topic- I think... maybe... yeah. Yes, that's a definite slight ladyboner for this chick.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
So why is her dead going all Wilford Brimley and flipping everyone off?
um hello, what is katniss on about, of course technically she isnt cheating because she is a lesbian fag hag/beard to a british gay boy who is prettier than your sister and dresses better than your mother.
And its widely known in hollyweird that she has been pecking on miley cyrus' raccoon hole like a parrot with a cracker.
jennifer lawrence >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> kristen stewart
M.E., I think you just nailed it. Fake upon fake upon fake! And Robert Pattison has to do all these interviews, acting like the injured party.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Gas is $ 3.45 here and that was enough to make me cry....
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 3:29pm.
She has a great body. There is something "off" about her face though. She looks as if she's had work done, but I don't think she has.
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People keep saying that they don't think she's had work done, me included. But, come to think of it, I'm not sure why we're certain. What other explanations are there?
Deb - IKR? Just makes me more believe that it's all part of the PR for the new Twatlight movie. Public EPIC breakup of a fake relationship just before the last installment of the movie comes out.
Submitted by Gigaboob on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 3:38pm.
Helloooo.
Its always the people who make a point of saying they would NEVER do something that either do it the most or are dumb enough to get caught.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 3:38pm.
Damn, Loopy you ought to write for Hallmark!
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lol which part?
I nearly shit myself when I filled up my gas tank.
$60!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For a fucking 13 or 14 gallon VW! Getting RAPED at the pumps.
Gas prices skyrocked this past week due to a fire at the Richmond refinery.
*kicks puppy*
Submitted by Whamo on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 3:37pm.
She's pretty meaty in her lower regions but I would split the goal posts if I had the chance.
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*falls off chair with eyes swirling* lol
The only thing I think when I see these pics is dammit, gas went up again lol. JLaw could never be KStew no matter what she did because she actually has talent and doesn't have the personality of a rock. Plus, she's hot, has a bangin body and doesn't look like a dirty little boy.
Submitted by Datura on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 3:32pm.
There's a certain breed of bland, dough-faced young women who are cast in everything nowadays.
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Yeah, about the dough faced bit...
Was I the only one who couldn't believe she was starving in The Hunger Games? Or why she seemingly couldn't move her face in the X-Men prequel? (That might have been bad acting, but still.)
There is something up with her face. I find it hard to believe she'd have fillers at her age, but anything is possible in H'Wood, I guess.
chewi - I can't watch that shit, I can't even watch end of the world movies. I go into panic mode.
ANYTHING is possible. Not that I believe in the Mayan calendar or any of the other end of the world stuff, but gotta look at history. Something took out the dinosaurs!
*builds underground shelter*
Damn, Loopy you ought to write for Hallmark!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 3:26pm.
If that asshole wants to help her, he oughta pump the gas and let her sit in her car or run inside for some Slim Jims.
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Gurrrl THIS.
And MK is more talented than anyone in Hollywood.
Wow, M.E. This is my first time seeing them. Why in the world would somebody who SO values her privacy be having public sexy-times? I don't get it.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Who? But more importantly, Damn! 4.29 for gas.... Sorry, Cali Dlisters.
Finally, a little ass (well it's not that little) and some camel toe for us straight dudes, I was starting to think this site was run by a gay dude with all the sweaty man I keep seeing here.
She's pretty meaty in her lower regions but I would split the goal posts if I had the chance.
"What if Jennifer Lawrence lost everything just as civilization is almost destroyed by an unknown apocalyptic event...."
Off topic because I don't know who this is, but over the weekend last weekend the History Channel was running all the Nostradamus/2012/Mayan Calendar stuff, and I got all sucked in...it's a little unnerving that all this drought and fire and West Nile virus and political unrest is going on right before the end of of the world is supposedly going to happen. I don't believe any of it (not really anyway), but all of those shows have a way of freaking me out a little bit.
"My pug is smarter than your honor student."
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 3:33pm.
trust Loopy to start off with a crotch exam of all parties involved
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i couldnt help but notice her dad's cameltoe in the last thumb, its fatter than hers.
Doll parts - the bottom picture on the left is where the box munching accusations come from:
http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view;_ylt=A2KJkCESRC1Qb1sA6l2JzbkF...
@ Datura
I agree, and it goes for 20-something male actors as well. Don't know any of them and am yet to see one with stand-out talent. No risk is being taken in entertainment anymore, and frankly I'm bored. Not spending £10 per film to see Channing Tatum's face.
trust Loopy to start off with a crotch exam of all parties involved
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
I like her, she's always dressed like this with her hair up, like she doesn't give a shit, she reminds me of me except she has a better bod by far, LOL, I look more like the Walrus
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"Shut up, brain! "You're not the boss of me! Come on, vagina! Let's get out of here, away from the party pooper trying to ruin our fun." "Did he participate in the actual Olympics or Special Olympics?" Evil_Cupcake
i repeat, katniss is into the kitty cat.
so if katniss was cheating, she be the one going down on lady parts, splashing her tongue around like its a paint brush dipped into a tub of paint, about to renovate a house.
There's a certain breed of bland, dough-faced young women who are cast in everything nowadays. I can't tell Jennifer Lawrence from any of her brethren. A cheating scandal might help.
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"You will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!" Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
Maybe he's flipping off Chevron for charging $4.29 a gallon for gas...
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
That Walcreature in the red shirt !! *shudders*
whatta a tool.
also in the last thumb, it looks like her dad (the guy in the red t) has a big fat cameltoe.
So many questions...
1) Who is this again? (Oh, thanks Snowy!)
2) Why is she making a "I think I shit my pants face"?
3) Why is the pasty chub guy wearing SPANDEX?
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SOMEONE SAID COCK, can we say COCK? I didn't know we could say COCK, and still be classy! AHAHAHAHAHAH - WithinReason